21-40:
21. Shawn is NOT in fact "Fergalicious" (But he is bringing sexy back)
22. Juliet does not find his sock puppets seductive
23. He can't draw people outlines in chalk all over the parking lot
24. -Specifically not in Lassie's parking spot
25. – He also may not use crime scene chalk to draw other pictures around the scene (such as unicorns)
-You know what? Just keep the chalk away from Shawn.
26. After being arrested, he may not use Gus's one phone call to vote for American Idol
27. Don't use LOL, OMG, ROFL, or GYDNJTMTCIYDISSYINT (Guurl, you did NOT just touch my taco cuz if you did I shall slap you into next Tuesday) in any sentence
28. He may not insert Chuck Norris joke whenever someone compliments someone else, just to top them
29. Never wear spandex. Even if it's part of a superhero costume.
30. "Boobs" Is not an acceptable response to "Anything you say can and will be held against you"
31. Just because he has a man crush on Chris Pine does not mean he can decorate the Police Department for his birthday. Cake is acceptable, though.
32. Contrary to his belief, not everyone is as obsessed with pineapples as he is
33. Neighborhood parents held a council meeting about some creep handing out whole pineapples for Halloween.
34. Lassie does not appreciate it when Shawn hand-knits him a sweater for every holiday
35. Bananas are bananas. They do not symbolize anything inappropriate
36. Just because Despereaux is brought up is not an excuse to speak in a British accent for the rest of the day
37. He may not run into the Police Department screeching "Lassie! Lassie! Come quick! Little Gus has fallen down the well!"
38. Juliet does not appreciate That's What She Said jokes. Especially if she did actually say it
39. The interrogation room is not a good place to start quoting Dr. Seuss
40. "Pushing your luck" is not an acceptable form of exercise
More to come