Disclaimer: In no way, manner or form do I own Naruto or its characters, I do however own a Deidara plushie.
Chapter Five: Upsetting and making up with Tobi
Deidara awoke in her own bed, for a few idle seconds she wondered who had carried her there before leaping out of bed. She uncrinkled her bedsheets and proceeded to the bathroom to have a shower and clean her hair. She looked in the mirror dismayed to see her hair was in disarray as the bun Konan had done had no where near been tight enough and had fallen out at some point. After having her shower, she dried and combed her silkly, ridicoulously long and thick hair before putting it all up in a high ponytail rather than letting some hair down like she usually did. Having changed into the only girl clothes Konan could find that fitted her large brests and they ended up being rather revealing (she had brought the clothes with her into the bathroom so she did not have to walk around in a towel), she walked out of the bathroom to be instantly glomped by Tobi.
"Sempai! I like what you did with your hair, it makes you look extra pretty." Tobi smiled under his mask, Deidara blinked it had been so peaceful as well. Well, it had been good while it lasted.
"Hello, Mobi." Deidara said, Tobi laughed.
"Silly sempai, you know that's not my name." Tobi began but he stopped when he saw Deidara look at him blankly.
"It's not?" Deidara said surprised.
"You can't rember my name?" Tobi said sadly, he sniffed, Deidara looked at him alarmed.
"Er, Robbie? Ruari? Obito? Tommy? Mikey?" Deidara said trying to get his name, after every name Tobi sniffed louder.
"I refer to my self in third person half the time yet you don't know my name." Tobi sobbed running away.
"Olli! Bobbie! Noddy! Wait!" Deidara shouted calling after him, he cursed and went to find Sasori, he would know the lollypop's name wouldn't he?
"Danna! Danna!" Deidara cried as he searched for Sasori, he found him amongst his creepy puppets.
"Danna!" Deidara said urgently, Sasori looked at his brat.
"Yes, brat?" Sasori asked, Deidara sat on his lap causing him to blush 'When could puppets could blush? Then again my Danna is a very special puppet' Deidara thought.
"It's dreadful, I don't know the lollypop's name and I made him cry." Deidara said desparingly, Sasori blinked. Lollypop? Then it clicked Lollypop=Tobi, ha! Tobi's chances for getting his brat was really low now seeing as Deidara didn't even know his name.
"What do you expect me to do about it?" Sasori asked sourly
"You're the cleverest person I know and I need help making it up to him." Deidara said, he rubbed the back of his neck "And I figured you'll know his name." Deidara added, Sasori looked at him annoyed, no way in hell was he going to bring that lolly closer to his brat.
"I'm busy go bother the second smartest person you know." Sasori said, Deidara got off his lap and frowned at him.
"Fine, I will then." Deidara said and went to find Pein, she found him in his room making innepropiate noises so she left to see the fourth-smartest person she knew as it seemed the third (Konan) was in there with Pein (PeinxKonan!).
"How much would you pay me?" Kakuzu said, Deidara frowned.
"Can't you do it out of the goodness of your hearts?" Deidara asked hopefully.
"No." Kakuzu replied sharply.
"Money whore!" Deidara muttered under her breath leaving the room, Kisame was out on a mission so that ruled him out and Itachi point blank refused, so all was left was Zetsu and Hidan.
"Zetsu, Zetsu, come out, come out wherever you are." Deidara called having no idea where Zetsu could be. Zetsu appeared right in front of her causing her to jump backwards.
"You called, tasty morsel." Zetsu said, Deidara clasped her arms around Zetsu's neck surprising them.
"Oh Zetsu, I upset the lollypop by not remembering his name, I want to make it up to him but I don't know how. I asked basically everyone avaible to help but they all said no, even Danna. Please will you help me?" Deidara sobbed, Zetsu was dumbstruck, no one had ever asked him for help, confessed their problems, cried on or even hugged him before. Being unused to the situation he nervously patted Deidara on the back.
"I'll help... just don't water me again." Zetsu said, Deidara gave a small laugh.
"Thank you, Zetsu." Deidara said wiping away tears.
-CHANGE-
Tobi sat sadly at the edge of the roof of the Akatsuki HQ. Suddenly he felt lithe arms wrab around him.
"I'm so sorry Tobi for not remembering your name, I feel like a complete utter ass. I wish to make it up to you some how." Deidara said, Tobi felt shivers up his spine, sempai was hugging him rather than visa-versa and he had said his name correctly.
"Deidara?" Tobi began wiping away any tears he shed, "Can we go blow shit up." Tobi said, Deidara blinked.
"Pardon?" Deidara asked thinking that he had misheard him.
"Can we go blow shit up sempai?" Tobi repeated, Deidara looked thoughful.
"What type of shit?" Deidara asked.
"Hidan." Tobi said hopefully, Deidara frowned.
"Well that's not very nice, what did Hidan do to you?" Deidara replied, Tobi scowled under his mask.
"Itachi then." Tobi said, Deidara blinked at him.
"Why don't we just go rob a candy store?" Deidara suggested, Tobi squealed happily literally glowing with happiness.
"Can we ride there on a flying pony?" Tobi asked, Deidara shrugged.
"I don't see why not." Deidara said, Tobi smiled. Deidara pulled some clay from the pouch, his hand mouths began chewing on the clay, he opened his hand to show a beautifully stulptured pegasus which neighed and fluttered its wings. With a hand sign from Deidara there was a puff of billowing smoke and the pegsus grew to the size of a large horse, it nuzzled Tobi who giggled. The pegasus whinnied, Deidara glared at it. That's why he did not normally create mammals, they were too realistic and seemed to think they were real animals so they were more difficult to control.
"There you go, ride the pegasus, I'll walk." Deidara said scowling at the pegasus who glared at him.
"Why don't you ride with Tobi, sempai?" Tobi asked.
"Horses hate me." Deidara said truthfully as the pegasus continued to glare at him, Tobi blinked.
"Its not a real horse, sempai." Tobi told him, the pegasus looked at him reproachily.
"Don't say that Tobi, it hurts their feelings." Deidara told him, Tobi looked at him as if he was mad.
"Clay does not have feelings, sempai." Tobi said slowly, Deidara flinched as the pegasus snorted and glared at Tobi, it then charged at him, Deidara took a running leap and shoved him out of the way just in time.
"See, you hurt its feelings." Deidara taking Tobi's hand and running.
"Ahh! It's alive!" Tobi shrieked as it chased after them.
"I warned you not to hurt its feelings." Deidara said, it began flapping its wings and rose into the air. It shot clay spears from its wings tips.
"Shit! I didn't know it could do that!" Deidara said, on his face was a hilarious look of terror.
"What are you two bakas screaming about." Konan said irritated her head appearing around a doorway, a clay spear shot at her, it missed her by inches.
"Deidara! What the hell!" Konan shouted at Deidara believing it to be his fault.
"Konan, get rid of the pegasus please." Deidara said nearly in tears as a bunch of spears shot at him. Then it breathed fire over where they stood.
"IT CAN BREATHE FIRE!" Deidara screamed, dodging and pulling Tobi with him. Konan just blinked.
"Peiiiinnnnn..." Konan called out, a tired looking Pein poked his head out.
"What... HOLY SHIT!" Pein began but then the pegasus averted his gaze on him and shot a torpedo of lighting bolts at him narrowly missing him.
"It has lighting bolts." Deidara squeaked and then fell in a dead faint, Tobi caught him.
"I'll take care of Deidara, Pein you finish this flying horse." Tobi said in his Madara voice, Pein narrowed his eyes and nodded as Tobi disappeared with Deidara in a swirl of power.
-CHANGE-
Deidara woke up with a groan in Tobi's room, Tobi grinned at him.
"SEMPAI! Tobi's so glad you woke up, you fainted." Tobi said, Deidara's eyes widen.
"Where is the demon horse?" Deidara said.
"Leader-sama's taking care of it." Tobi said smiling.
"Will he be okay?" Deidara asked concerned.
"He'll be fine." Tobi told him.
-CHANGE-
"MY ARM!" (Sasori)
"WHAT THE FUCK!" (Hidan)
"SHARIGNAN!" (Itachi)
"MY FLOWERS!" (Zetsu)
"WHY WON'T IT DIE!" (Pein)
"IT HAS VINES!" (Konan)
"MY HEART!" (Kakuzu)
"ARGGH!" (Kisame)
-CHANGE-
"He'll be fine." Tobi repeated assuring Deidara, Deidara nodded. "Now let's go rob a candy store," Tobi said running off with Deidara before the rampage pegasus found them. Deidara blinked.
A/N: Note to self never insult a clay pegasus by saying its not real.