"A-Amazing! He sent the Testament flying with a single kick!" Cruz exclaimed, shocked at the action that had just taken place.
Several compartments on the Testament opened up, as multiple gun-like weapons shot out at Adam and Cruz.
"I knew that wouldn't be enough for a new model!" Adam snorted, leaping into the air, over the fire, and landing beside Cruz, splashing some sewer water. "Hey kid, what's your Fragment?"
"Uh…Oh…Well…I don't…Ahh! Behind you!" Cruz yelled, the Testament coming up behind Adam, who opened his bible, pulled out a grenade, and threw it at the giant robot, it exploding on contact. "What are you doing here if you aren't a Needless!"
"I-I'm sorry!" Was the only thing that came out of Cruz's mouth. "So why is this thing chasing you!" Adam asked, but he was cut off by another round of fire from the Testament. "Argh, come on kid!" Adam shouted, making a run for it with Cruz, the Testament closing in.
'I knew I was done for! All the Father's been doing is running! That thing is a mechanical beast created to exterminate all Needless who appose Arclight! There's no way a human could…"
"Jump kid! A big one's coming! Adam's yell jolted Cruz out of thought just in time to let him dodge a missile, which hit the wall in front of them and exploded, knocking Cruz down. 'I knew it! I'm going to be killed!'
"If he's pulled out the launcher, that means he's out of bullets." Adam's words brought Cruz out of his thoughts once more. Adam leaped towards the Testament and landed on it with a thud. "Come on…I wanna see your big guns…" He said, with a masochistic smile.
The Testament aimed its launcher right at Adam and fired another missile, but Adam caught it in his hand and smashed it dead center into the Testament, losing most the skin off his hand due to it, making his very finger bones visible.
"F-Father!" Cruz yelled, Adam responded with a grin. "It's about time…YOU OPENED YOUR ARMOUR!" 'He grabbed the missile…So he could make a hole in the armour!' Cruz figured out as Adam jammed his wounded hand into the hole of the armour. "This is judgement from god! VERDICT: DEATH PENALTY!" Adam yelled with a demonic smile, ripping something out of the Testament, as the giant robot fell to the ground, immobile.
'Is that…the Testament's brain? My sister couldn't even put a scratch on it…But this guy…Without even using a Fragment…Who in the hell is he!' "Father!" Cruz ran up to Adam. "That was amazing! Thank you! Oh, I'm-!" Adam fell to his knees, being caught by Cruz. "Hey are you all right!" "Do I look alright, stupid?" Adam was breathing heavy.
That's when they heard a sound. Not just any sound, but a sound they had just silenced. The sound of a Testament. They looked at the Testament on the floor, it was destroyed, and the sound wasn't coming from it. There was only one possibility left. They looked to the entrance on their left, and another Testament emerged, coming right at them.
"Another one!" Cruz shouted, terrified. "Damnit…" Adam said as he staggered up, turning pale due to the massive blood loss. "I'll do something about it; you get out of here, Kid." "But Father, your hurt!" Cruz exclaimed. "I said GO!" Adam yelled, panting. "I-I can't just leave you!"
"Proceeding extermination of Needless and orphan." The Testament closed in, neither Adam nor Cruz budged. Adam due to his condition, and Cruz due to fear.
"DON'T TOUCH THE PRIEST AND THE LITTLE KID KIIIIIICK!"
A giant crimson coloured leg slammed into the back of the Testament, smashing it into the ground as Gurren Lagann landed on it, destroying it. The mouth of Gurren opened up, as Kamina jumped out, landing in the sewer water and staring Adam down.
"Hey bozo…I saw what you did with that missile there…Not bad. I like your style. That's team Dai-Gurren material right there!" Kamina grinned, his eyes also smiling through his shades.
"Team the fuck…?" Adam asked as he fell once more, this time completely out cold, the dirty sewer water being stained red by his blood.
"He passed out…" Kamina stated the obvious. "Hey Simon! This is the guy Gido described to us, right?"
Laggan's hatch opened, Simon popped his head up to take a look. "Yeah…Big, shades, blue hair…That's him, Bro."
"Alright than, let's take him back to the church." Kamina slung Adam over his shoulder and put him against a wall in Gurren. "Hey kid, you coming too?" He asked, looking at Cruz.
Cruz looked around for a sign of his sister, before swallowing a ball of spit and answering. "I guess so."
"Arclight, is the Black Spot really that interesting?" A woman called out. She was lying down on a sofa inside a massive tower. The most noticeable detail about her was her breasts, due to they're massive size. The man in question, Arclight, turned around. He had the same hair colour as Adam, a very light blue, and was around the same height, but he was slimmer. His right eye was mechanical, as was some of the area around that eye. He had the same shard in his forehead as Adam as well.
"Yes, Riru," Riru was the big breasted woman on the sofa, "There's true freedom there. A town with no laws, no order…Only the strong survive. For me that kind of place is…UTOPIA!"
Riru sighed. "I can never understand your thinking."
"Mister Adam Arclight?" A voice called from the door. Arclight turned around to see one of his top soldiers standing there. The man wore a yellow and purple coat, the purple matching his purple hair. He had a very shadowy and dry look to him, bags under his eyes. He looked more or less like a humanoid… spider. His name was Kafka. "I'm here to report that two of our finest testaments have been destroyed down in the sewers of area #S-20.
"What did you say…?" Riru asked, rather calm. "In other words, the members of the Resistance escaped?" Arclight asked, also very calm.
"Yes, we did not find the body of the child named Cruz." Kafuka responded. "Is he a Needless?" Arclight asked. "No, this is the last picture sent from the testament." Kafuka answered, holding up a picture. Arclight grabbed the picture and examined it closely. The picture was of Adam slung around Kamina's shoulders, Simon getting out of Gurren Lagann's hatch, and Cruz on the ground.
"Two little boys, a priest, and a sunglass wearing fool? The testaments were taken down by these four?" Arclight asked. "We believe so, Arclight-Sama." Kafka responded. "…I see. Very well." Arclight let go of the photo. "Tell Uten and Satan to…" He turned around. "KILL THEM ALL." The picture went up in flames.
Adam opened his eyes. He saw a ceiling and immediately prompted himself up. He instantly recognized it as the medical room in the church. His shades were on the table next to him and he was all bandaged up. "Finally awake now Blade?" Gido asked. Standing in front of multiple computers. "Gido…"
"I was surprised when those guys dragged you in all beat up. I thought for sure they'd fail." Gido smiled slightly. "You sent those guys after me…?" Adam asked getting up and putting his trademark black coat on, which Gido nodded to. The door opened.
"It's not 'Those guys', it's the Great Dai Gurren Brigade! Led by the man of un-destructible willpower, the man who makes even the fiercest beasts shit themselves with his manliness, THE GREAT KAMINA-SAMA!" Kamina yelled at Adam. Simon, Leeron and Yoko, who were right behind him, all face-palmed.
"Huh! Gurren Brigade? Manly? You?" Spouting a lot of shit aren't you!" Adam said as he got up and towered over Kamina with his impressive size.
"Says the guy who nearly died taking out one of those pussy ass robots!" Kamina shot back, grabbing Adam by his jacket collar and staring him right in the face.
There was dead silence. The two brave men stared each other dead in the face for what seemed like an eternity, and then….They broke down laughing.
"Hahahah! No one's ever grabbed ME by the collar before!" Adam laughed.
"No one's ever questioned my manliness either!" Kamina also laughed.
"And here I thought they'd be fist fighting…" Leeron muttered.
"I can't believe bro just made a friend like that…"
"Guess idiots understand each other." Yoko shrugged.
"And who are all these people?" Adam asked as he and Kamina stopped laughing.
"The guy …Girl….The thing wearing the heels is our mechanic Leeron." Leeron winked at Adam, who on pure instinct took a few steps back. "This is my brother of the soul, Simon." Simon waved. "And this is my girlfriend Yoko." Yoko smiled. "Yeah that's me-…GIRLFRIEND!"
"Huh? Yeah, girlfriend? Aren't I your boyfriend now?"
"B-B-B-But!" Yoko's face was mad red. "YOU DIDN'T ASK ME OUT OR ANYTHING!"
"Well…You kissed me and I kissed you back…Doesn't that mean we're dating…?" Kamina asked, scratching his head, confused.
"W-Well yeah but…" Yoko was speechless.
"Pffffft. You kissed her? A guy like you could go for a chick much younger…At least 15 or 16…."
"She's 14…." Kamina stated blankly.
"…14? Her?" Adam looked intensely at her chest. "No way...I can't believe this…She's…She's….She's…PERFECT FOR MEEEEEE!" Adam leaped at Yoko.
"HANDS OFF MY WOMAN KIIIIIICK!" Kamina kicked Adam into a wall. "Hands off my goods."
"What do you mean your goods!" Yoko punched Kamina in the back of the head.
"OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" Kamina shouted at Yoko.
"DON'T CALL ME YOUR 'GOODS IF WE'RE DATING!" Yoko shouted, and then went red again after realizing what she said.
"Oho…So we are dating…"
"I didn't…! It wasn't supposed to come out like tha-"
"Ssssshhh." Kamina pressed Yoko's head against his bare chest. Yoko instantly went silent.
"By the way…I've been meaning to ask…Just what is this thing?" Gido pulled out a container, and inside of it was what looked like a pig-mole. Except this pig-mole was wearing a tiny little pair of black sunglasses…Much like Adam's.
"Boota!" Simon exclaimed, recognizing their team-mate. "You know this thing?" Gido asked. "He's one of our team-mates…Boota. I didn't know he got transported here with us." "I see…" Gido opened the lid to the container, and Boota immediately jumped out and in between Yoko's breasts…Who surprisingly didn't mind.
"Oh yeah…Whatever happened to that green haired kid?" Adam asked, putting on his black sunglasses.
"He's asleep upstairs. Listen; avoid moving around too much, will you? If your wounds open up again your doctor's bill will be enormous.
"This should cover the fees." Adam threw a mechanical object of sorts into Gido's hands while walking up the stairs.
"Ooooh! A testament's brain huh?" Leeron appeared next to Gido, his eyes sparkling at the brain. "It just moved!"
"Grah…Let's go up as well, better than this nerd fest…" Kamina muttered, walking up the stairs with his arm wrapped around Yoko.
"Bro, Yoko…I need to tell you guys something first." Simon said once half way up the stairs. "Huh? What's up, Simon?"
"It's about that battle with Thymilph…I sort of had feelings for Yoko and when I saw you and Yoko kissing I…I don't know, the image just wouldn't get out of my head. I know it's stupid and I'm an idiot for thinking like that, but I just couldn't help it. Those feelings are gone now but that doesn't make what I did better. You almost died because of my mistake. I'm sorry bro…" Simon hung his head.
"…Simon?" Kamina and Yoko looked down as they spoke. "…Yeah?" Simon looked up after receiving no answer.
"DOUBLE-GET-OVER-IT-PUNCH!" Kamina and Yoko yelled in unison, both punching Simon into a wall at the same time. Simon hit the wall and slowly slid down, then looked up at the aggressive couple.
"We can't blame you for making a mistake…Your human. It's normal. And I know how un-resistible I am." Yoko smiled and winked.
"Yoko…" Simon's mouth hung open.
"Besides, I'm still alive aren't I? And cause of all that we got to come to a whole new world…Which is pretty damn cool if you ask me. How many people can say they've dimension hopped?" Kamina grinned.
"Bro…" Simon smiled and got back to his feet.
"But there's one thing…" Kamina was grinning madly and Yoko looked as if she was about to break down in laughter. "Huh?" Simon asked.
"Look at your face…" Yoko laughed. Though Simon couldn't see it, he had two black eyes. One from each of the punches.
"Not bad kid…You didn't abandon me and run…Not bad at all." Adam grinned at Cruz, who was sleeping on a bench.
"He stayed up all night looking after you." Adam turned around to see the 4. "He didn't go to bed until Gido said you were gonna be just fine…Tough little kid." Yoko smiled.
"That so…Guess he is pretty toug-"Adam stopped and looked around. "Anyone else here a motor…?"
"AAADDAAAAM!" A girl called as she pulled up in a motorcycle...But unfortunately, she pulled up on Cruz, hitting him dead center and sending him flying. The girl has long purple hair and had a certain childish look to her. She was wearing a purple tank top that came down to just under her breasts, which were fairly big, and around her waist she wore a white cloth, which stretched down to her purple leg warmers. Her name was Eve Neuschwanstein.
Author Note: For the sake of my effort…Let's try to use her last name as least as possible. Seriously…Try pronouncing that. Now try spelling it without looking. See what I'm getting it? I hope so.
"Eve!" Adam recognized the girl. She hopped off the bike and landed gracefully, leaving Cruz bleeding on the ground. "Welcome home Blade!"
Adam kicked her in the face with the soles of his shoes. "Hey! What the hell are you doing!" Eve shouted, holding her nose. "I could ask you the same thing…"
"Unnnghh…" Cruz started to wake up. "How awful! Who could've done this!" Eve asked, looking at Cruz's condition, which she herself caused. "You…" Adam stated bluntly.
"Hm…" Cruz opened his eyes and looked at Eve, who just for a split second, looked exactly like his older sister…Or should I say, former sister. Her long purple hair looked bright green, and their chest size was the same anyways. "Sis!" He yelled, jolting up.
"Huh?" Eve looked at him confused. "Ah...A dream?" Cruz held back his sorrow. "Who's your sister!" Eve picked him up by his collar, but was kicked in the back of the head by Adam.
"This chick's crazy…." Kamina grinned. "And her tits are just as big as your-" Yoko drop kicked him into the ground.
"Huh?" Eve looked over at the Gurren crew plus Cruz. "Who are all these guys?"
"Hey guys, this is Eve. Eve, the green haired kid is named Cruz…He's part of the rebellion team that attacked Simeon. The other 4 popped in from another dimension…There's another guy…Girl…"It's" with Leeron."
"Another dimension…?" Eve asked. "Don't question it…" Adam sighed. "Ok!" Eve agreed.
"Sure was easy to convince her." Yoko eyes, eyeballing Eve's body…Especially her chest, and then looking down at her own. Boota stuck his head out and did the same, before jumping out of Yoko's cleave and onto Eve's boobs, who didn't mind either.
"As I was saying…The red head is Yoko, the other kid is Simon, that gopher thing whose on your tits is Boota and the guy in the shades-"
"Ahem…" Kamina cleared his throat and grinned. Everyone except Eve and Cruz sighed. "The man who carries the weight of the world on his back and still spreads his wings to fly! The man who fought the grim reaper and won! The great leader of Team Dai Gurren, the Great Kamina-Sama!" Kamina pointed towards the sky and glowed in a very bright light.
"That…That was…AWESOME!" Eve jumped in excitement. "Did you just think of that or was that rehearsed?" "That is a man's secret." Kamina grinned wider, proud. "Come on come on, tell me!" Eve grabbed Kamina's arm but was pushed away by Yoko within a second.
"Don't go grabbing a guy you met a few minutes ago like that…Especially when he's my boyfriend." Yoko pushed up against Eve. "Well maybe you should put him on a leash then." Eve pushed right back up against Yoko, the tension between them building.
The men on the other hand all had bleeding noses, staring at both pairs of boobs rubbing against each other like that.
Eve patted Yoko's shoulders. "I'm sorry. I didn't realize he was taken. I'll stick to Blade." She said with a smile. "Yeah…Wait wha-" Blade was cut off by Yoko, who also reached out and patted Eve's shoulders. "No worries, it wasn't your fault." She also said with a smile.
"…Will someone explain what the hell just happened to me?" Adam asked, dumb-founded.
"It looks like they just became best friends…" Simon answered, also dumb-founded.
Author's note: More like…Breast friends! Hahaha! Ahem…Back to the story.
"What kind of people can become best friends with someone they just met…?" Kamina asked.
"I hear ya man…" Adam said.
"But bro…You and Adam…Never mind." Simon sighed and turned to Cruz. "You okay?"
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine. The motorcycle didn't hurt…That much. It's all the other stuff that's going on that hurts…" Cruz answered.
"Man up little guy." Kamina slapped Cruz's back. "Life could be a lot worse."
"Life could be worse…! My sister died to protect me, my team-mates are all dead, and I'm here alone with people I don't even know! Life couldn't get ANY worse!" Cruz screamed.
"You're alive, aren't you?" Kamina asked.
"Huh? Of course I am." Cruz calmed down.
"You could be dead…That'd be a lot worse then this wouldn't it?"
"I-I don't know…Maybe death would be easier…" Cruz looked down.
"Take it from a man who almost died yesterday….Life, no matter how hard, is worth living. Remember that." Kamina placed his hand on Cruz's head before turning around and walking away, going back down the stairs.
"W-What's with him…? That's the first time I've seen him…Serious." Cruz asked Simon.
"Bro and I were raised in an underground village…We worked to the bone…You keep crying over your sister, but if I was you I'd be cherishing the moments you did share with her. We can't remember a damn thing about our parents…Your sister died so you could live, so don't waste that life crying."
"You don't know anything about how I feel…!" Cruz yelled, fighting back his tears.
"Your wrong…I do…Your sister was everything to you. Just like Bro is to me. And I almost lost my Bro the other day too…I do know how you feel…" Simon raised his hand to grab Cruz's shoulder. "Your sister wouldn't want you to spend your whole life crying, just like Bro wouldn't have either."
Cruz threw his hand away. "So! You ALMOST lost him! I DID lose my sister!"
"SHUT UP YAMADA!" Eve shot at Cruz and double kicked him into the ground.
"…Who's Yamada?" Adam asked. "I think that's Eve's nickname for Cruz…" Simon answered.
"Adam, can we just hand this idiot over to Simeon? There's no need to save someone like him." Eve asked Adam. "Wait…Adam…!" Cruz turned pale. "I told you, didn't I? My name is Adam Blade." Adam stared at Cruz.
"He's also named Adam!...That choker…" Cruz asked, noticing the choker around Adam's neck that read, 079 AB. "It's the same as….I get it! You must all be with Simeon!" Cruz pointed at the group. "Huh? Hold on, what are you saying?" Adam extended his hand to grab Cruz.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Cruz slapped his hand away with an extreme panicked look on his face. "UWAA!" He screamed, as he turned and ran away from them all.
"What the hell is wrong with him…?" Adam was confused. "I don't like that kid." Eve muttered. "Shouldn't we go after him?" Simon asked, worried.
'My sister and everybody were all killed because they were betrayed by a comrade…I won't be fooled anymore!' Cruz thought as he ran. He stopped running once he ran into a building, and slumped against a wall, pulling out a necklace with a picture of his sister. 'Sis…What should I do…?' Tears ran down Cruz's face.
"Kukukuku…You sure do love your sister, huh...?" Cruz heard a voice and looked around, but saw no-one. The pendant in his hands was quickly knocked away. "Ah! My pendant!" Cruz turned around, ready to jump for the only item left of his sister. But he froze. "You can't be…One of Arclight's…"
"SIMON, DUCK!" Yoko yelled back at the church, pulling out her gun and aiming it at the back of Simon's head. "Huh?" Simon turned around, saw Yoko's finger on the trigger, screamed, and ducked as fast as he could. The bullet from her gun hit something small on the wall, and it instantly fell down to the ground, dead.
"Huh…Looks like it was no big deal." Yoko put her gun away.
"What happened? Is there a fight!" Kamina yelled as he burst through the door again, looking excited.
"No…It's just…A spider."
"Don't worry…You'll be seeing her soon…" Kafka picked up the pendant with an insane smile. "Anyone who knows any of Master Arclight's secrets…You and all those friends of yours…Will be DESTROYED."
He crushed the pendant.