Here is chapter 5! I hope everyone enjoys it and has a wonderful holiday ;)

much love everyone! This chapter is to BonesBird, because she has a one-shot I want to read and she is holding it hostage until I posted this! Love ya girlie!

I don't own CM or the songs being used!

~AshleeSierra

Penelope was home by herself while she knitted a scarf for her adorable godson. She sat on her couch while the TV played the "Breakfast Club' in the background. She was deep in thought; it had been two weeks since Kevin had broken up with her, she was so glad Derek came to her rescue that night. She didn't see that, she never expected him to just give up on them. She knew that he was uncomfortable with her friendship, but no one was going to come between her and Derek. She remembered how attentive Derek was that night how he just sat there and listened to her cry the entire evening.

Penelope ran to the door when she heard the knock at the door. She opened it just as fast and fell into Derek's chest and began to cry.

Derek had a surprised expression on his face but wrapped his arm tightly around her and coaxed her back into the apartment. He closed the door behind him with his foot and walked backwards towards the couch and pulled her into his lap when he sat down. She tried to move off his legs but he held her in place.

"No, Baby girl, let me hold you, take care of you." He said into her ear.

She mumbled something that he couldn't quite hear.

"What was that, baby girl?" he asked as he tried to get her to repeat the statement.

She sighed and finally replied loud enough, "Derek, I'm going to hurt you if I sit on your lap. I can just sit next to you; I'd rather not have my fat ass give you a leg cramp."

She once again tried to move off of Derek's lap only to be surprised with a swift slap on her ass. She yelped in pain and gave Derek a questioning look,

"No one puts down my baby girl, not even my baby girl. You are beautiful, just the way you are, you have a very nice ass, if I do say so myself. Now, don't put yourself down, or I'll really spank you." He answered her as he gave her a sincere look.

She knew that he cared about her, and always would. "I love you, Derek" She said as she put her head again into the crook of his neck and cried. He just sat there and held her close.

Penelope smiled; he really was her own personal noir hero. She looked over at the TV and noticed a commercial for the new Katy Perry CD, which reminded her of the unfinished war they had unknowingly paused. She smiled to herself while she thought 'This is going to be fun'

Derek just finished a much needed work out at the FBI gym. He couldn't believe that Lynch just dumped her like that, granted he wasn't that upset that she was now a single woman. He had spent the past few weeks going over all the pros and cons of being Penelope Garcia's man. He was simply in love with her, it was simple. He knew the minute he woke up after he held her all night, he was sore from the fact he slept in an unusual position but she was worth the pain.

He walked out of the shower towards his locker; he noticed a few of the guys were deep in laughter, who were now walking away from his locker. That is when he heard it, the cause of the laugher;

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a beeotch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock

He hurried to unlock the damn door; he fumbled with the lock as he tried to keep his towel around his waist with one hand. When he finally opened the door he grabbed the phone from his jean pocket and answered,

"Oh baby girl, you are so lucky I love you. I swear, I'm going to get you for this. I'm in the men's locker room, now everyone is going to wonder why "Peacock' is my ringtone"

He had to chuckle, it was a good prank on her part. He had completely forgotten about the war she started a month ago. He heard her chuckle over the line "So, lovebug, are you all naked and sweaty, if so, don't move and let mama take care of it"

"Oh baby, don't tease me" he mock whined before he said, "But, to answer your question, I'm not sweaty but I am naked. Does mama still want to come and take care of it?"

"Oh, mon cher, I would gladly" she whispered through the line. Her tone dripped of sexual tension.

She just had to use the French words, even something as simple as "mon cher" caused him to get turned on.

He hissed, "Baby girl, are you trying to get turn me on? You know what that French talk does to me."

"Hot stuff, what would you do if I were trying to turn you on? Would you take me up on it?" she asked innocently.

"Oh, Sweetheart, I'd take you up on it and I'd take you hard."

She laughed it off, "Hot stuff, you make me blush. You are good for my ego. Hey, now that you are getting ready to leave the gym, how does dinner with your baby girl sound?"

He chuckled at her ability to breeze right over the fact he was truly interested in her. She was unaware of how truly sexy she was. He would take her right now, in the men's locker room and he didn't even care about frat rules. He wasn't sure how he could get her to realize that he was serious, he'd be the man to treat her like she deserved. He finally answered,

"Sounds good, baby, see you in 30 minutes"

He closed his phone and put it back into the pocket of the jeans he pulled up over his hips. He needed to find a way to get her to see he was serious, he knew he needed some help, when all else fails, call JJ.