A/N: The co author is Zoey The Wolf, don't like her then go away! R&R!

"It began when before Sam's time, when the Allspark was still in existence. Megatron, a Decepticon, followed it here to Earth." Optimus started to say.

I held my hands up. "I already know what happened with the Allspark business. Grandpa Sam told me about that when I met him at a family reunion."

"Another thing has come after the remains of the Allspark, and we fear that Megatron and the other Decepticons will try to work together to gather the remains of the Allspark."

"So, in simpler words, we've gotta stop the Decepticons. And possibly the thing." I chuckled in my head. "The thing" I really need to stop reading Marvel comics.

"Yes."

"Well then, it looks like I'll have to get my laptop. Do the Autobots have a headquarters of some sort? My land lord is going to flip out if all of a sudden I have a lot of cars that need their own parking space."

"We do have a headquarters, Salem. But you should get some rest since your parents are kicking you out tomorrow." Fyre said.

I nodded. "Fyre is right. I am still human after all. I need sleep."

Optimus nodded. "Fyre, you are to stay with Salem when she's not with us at the headquarters unless said so otherwise. Autobots, rollout!"

And with that, I watched the Autobots transform and disappear. Fyre switched into Ford Fiesta mode and I climbed into the driver's seat. "Well, this explains why I've always managed to avoid car crashes."

Fyre laughed. "Yeah, aren't you the perfect driver?"

"No, I just happen to drive an Autobot"

Clanking and clicking rang through the halls of the Decepticon base as a femme was being chased by a mech. The femme was very thin, and had long, thin, and very sharp wings protruding from her shoulderblades. Her chest armor went down to just above her abdomen. On her pedes, she wore jet-black heeled thruster-boots. As for her leg armor, she wore human 'boyshort'-like armor, which at the end of had leg armor going down to her knee joints.

She wore metallic gloves, and her helmet was the same type Optimus wore. The only difference was the missing runes. In the color of jet-black, were her boots, gloves, helmet, and wings.

In the color of Dark Crimson, were her 'boyshorts', and her torso armor. The leg armor going to her knees was dark purple. Her optics were bright purple however, and she wore no symbol of Autobot nor Decepticon. As for her height, she was just under the size of Megatron, perhaps by 5 meters.

She was covered with minor scratches, but one long scarred gash was impossible to miss. It ran from her top of her right abdomen, diagonally down into her lower armor, and ended on her left thigh.

"Stop chasing me you idiot!"

"I wouldn't have to if you would just stop playing hard to get all the time!"

I laughed. Hard to get, eh?

I kept running, nearly crashing into Soundwave.

"Watch your step Jackknife." I heard Soundwave say, in his monotone voice.

Wait, he always sounds like that. I love him though. Hehehehe. Last femme has gotta have some fun, right?

"But Starscream is chasing me again!" I whined in a cutesy tone as I ran.

So, I kept running, but this time I practically smashed right into Megatron. My optics trailed up to his face and I shrank back slightly at the scowl.

"Oops, eh heh, Starscream's chasing me..." I said right before Starscream slammed into me.

"Gotcha now Jackknife! I win!"

I tapped Starscream's shoulder and pointed at Megatron.

"Oh slag..." I heard Starscream mumble.

Starscream and I scrambled to get up, and then ran for our lives. Rule Number 1 about running through the Decepticon headquarters: NEVER EVER RUN INTO MEGATRON!

I be he's still angery about the time I forced him to watch Starscream's video where Starscream was poledancing. Of course, I "destroyed" the video.

"Jackknife, get your aft over here. Now." I heard Megatron snarl.

"Look what you did, Starscream. I got in trouble. You're going to get it now!" I hissed as I stomped off to go see Megatron.

"For crying out loud, Megatron, it was-"

"I don't care about that nonsense. You've got a job to do."

I perked up a bit at the sound of my favorite past-time. "What sort of job?"

"You have to keep an eye on a pitiful human girl. Her name is Salem Witwicky."

"Hang on, that girl related to the kid who kicked your aft years ago?" I asked, placing my hands on my cocked hips. I am familiar with that little slice of history, just in case.

"Yes. Keep an eye on her; she might be able to lead us to the shards." he snarled. I winced slighty. PROABABLY shouldn't have mentioned him dying...

Ugh, not again with the shards. I mean, come on, we've got Holoforms.

"I'll keep an eye on the girl then. What if the Autobots show up?"

"Keep to yourself. Or join their side and spy on them for us. Get closer to the girl if you must, in case she happens to be guarded."

"Yes Megatron. I shall carry out the deed," I saluted. I left the base and transformed into a Jet-black Bell X-2 Starbuster. Number six in the list of top ten fastest human vehicles on earth.

I flashed off in a speed of Mach-3. Thoughts went through my processor.

Megatron and the others were unaware I was a double agent, I would have to deal with swooning Autobots now, and I would get the opportunity to investigate the interesting culture of humans further.