Starr: Ha I told you I might put up the second chapter today and I did!

Emi: Congrats.

Starr: Anyways I know I said I'd give more details on the story in this chapter, but I don't know how to without giving the whole story away so… yeah I lied…

Emi: Nice.

Starr: What's with the one-worded snappy comments?

Emi: Sorry.

Starr: Uhg whatever. Oh wait! I can say the warnings can't I and my first disclaimer… EVER! But first things first:

WARNING:

This story will contain cursing (that can range from damn to the f-word O.o) but course language will remain mild most of the time. This story MAY contain yaoi (or Boy x Boy). If this offends you can still read the story (I will try to make parts containing this material not that important to the story line) a warning will be put up when (and if) this material is used.

That's it for the warnings! Now on to my first disclaimer:

Do I own bleach? Of course I do! What else would I use on my whites? Ohhhh you meant the Manga/Anime? In that case no. I own nothing and no one (except for Emi).

"My what!"

"Your cousin." The dark haired girl replied. "But my Dad doesn't have any siblings."

"That may be so, but I'm related to you from your Mom's side."

"My Mom?" the girl nodded. "Masaki Kurosaki, right?"

"Yeah." Emi, getting impatient with the boy, tapped her foot. "Can I come inside? Please?" the dazed boy moved aside and let her into his house. Still taking all the information in he told her his name. "This may sound stalker-ish but I already knew your name, Ichigo. You have two sisters Karin and Yuzu, and your Dad Isshin."

"That actually is pretty creepy." She rolled her eyes. "Yes, yes I'm a creep that had to much free time, I get it."

"I'm still confused though."

"I don't doubt that," Emi replied, laughing at her own joke, "but I'd rather explain it once to your whole family then four different times. Are they all home?" Ichigo nodded and proceeded to call them all down.

"So what's up Ichi-nii?"

"Yeah why'd you call us down?" Ichigo simply pointed at his newfound cousin and said, "Her." All the heads in the room turned toward their guest. "Who's she?" Ichigo's soccer loving sister asked.

"I'm our cousin," Emi said mater-of-factly, "and your niece." She said pointing at Isshin. "Another person joining the family! Did you hear that Masaki?" cried Isshin, running up to the giant poster of his deceased wife.

"But, Dad's an only child." Their cousin sighed. "Yes I know, but I'm on your Mom's side."

"Okay," Karin replied, "but why our house?"

"Well that's a long story. My mom, Amaya, was separated from your mom at birth. My grandparents adopted her, but they didn't know much about their family tree either so it was just those two and my mom. My mom met my father in college and apparently it was love at first sight. They were both twenty-five when they got married and thirty-one when I was born. When I was ten my… uh… house caught on fire and only I made it out. So for the past six years I have been looking for relatives and moving from place to place until I found you guys. So I guess that is just a long explanation for I don't have a place to stay." She finished with a nervous laugh.

By the end of her story Isshin and Yuzu were in tears

"Of course you can stay here!" Isshin gasped through tears.

"Thank you so much!"

"Ichigo go move your cousins bags to your sisters room." The orange haired boy complied grumpily mumbling something about how they didn't need another crazy person in their house.

Starr: Goodness this is harder than I thought it was going to be. Because I know what I want to write, but I have to build up to it first and I REFUSE to rush this story! Oh and btw this story is not being beta'd so it might suck (my grammar and spelling) until I get one. Oh and hey longer chapter! Still not as long I hope to get up to, but I'm working on it. Hopefully by the fifth chapter it will be at least a thousand words!

Emi: I can't wait for all the other characters to converse with us!

Starr: That reminds me we have a special guest with a special message!

Ichigo: do I have to?

Starr: Do it! Or I'll make you do naughty things with Renji when he gets into the story.

Ichigo: You wouldn't.

Starr: Your right I wouldn't because I already have your love life planned out, but I will make your life in my story a living hell if you don't!

Ichigo: Fine! D—

Starr: Wait! I have one more thing to say! In the next chapter I'll announce whom I plan to make couples out of and I will take your opinions! But just so all you IchiHime fans know Ichigo will Not be pared with Orihime! Got it!

Ichigo: Like I was saying before! R&R!