By popular demand, I'm writing more of these Glee Facebook fics.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. I wish I owned Darren Criss though.
David Karofsky: isn't jealous.
Prudence Anderson: You know, just by saying that it makes you sound like you are in fact jealous. Although I already know what for, would you like to talk about it?
David Karofsky: Might as well nerd.
Prudence Anderson: Well, I think my career as a psychologist is going to do very well.
Blaine Anderson: I don't like how you can't show sarcasm on Facebook.
Prudence Anderson: There was no sarcasm in that status, my older yet shorter brother.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Care to explain?
Prudence Anderson: I would if I could.
Blaine Anderson: would like to thank his dear and awesome little sister Prudence Anderson for packing him an umbrella before school.
(Prudence Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
Finn Hudson: But it wasn't raining out today…
(Brittany Pierce likes this)
Prudence Anderson: Umbrella's also help protect from slushy's, you know.
(Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
David Karofsky: needs to make amends.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
David Karofsky: Do I really have to?
Prudence Anderson: You don't have to, but you will feel so much better after you do. Trust me.
David Karofsky: …okay.
Kurt Hummel: out with his amazing boyfriend Blaine Anderson…and David Karofsky?
Finn Hudson: Where are you Kurt? I'm coming to protect you!
Noah Puckermen: We got your back boy!
Prudence Anderson: That won't be necessary… I've talked to David and things should get better.
Prudence Anderson: Just in case, everyone should either cross their fingers or knock on wood…
Finn Hudson: Are you completely stupid Prudence? My god, you might be a genius, but you are so freaking stupid sometimes!
Prudence Anderson: Seriously, how dare you! You have no right to insult me like that! Plus, I spoke with Blaine, Kurt and David before this all happened. They all agreed to do this. Do you know why? To make amends, you idiot. They want to be friends or at least acknowledge each other at school. Plus, David has agreed to join Glee Club.
(Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel and David Karofsky like this)
Mercedes Jones: You tell that white boy girl!
Finn Hudson: feels like crap.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Quinn Fabray: What's wrong baby?
Noah Puckermen: He freaked out on Prudence…
Quinn Fabray: Yikes, how is she?
Sam Evans: She's at her house and locked herself in a closet. Blaine's singing 'Dear Prudence' to try and get her out.
Kurt Hummel: With my help.
Santana Lopez: Any luck?
Kurt Hummel: She barricaded the door.
Sam Evans: I'm on my way over right now.
Blaine Anderson: and she's out.
(Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez and 9 others like this)
Santana Lopez: She okay?
Blaine Anderson: I guess, she's been staring at a pack of gum for the last twenty minutes though.
Finn Hudson to Prudence Anderson: Prudence, even though you might be really ticked at me and never want to speak to or tutor me ever again, please listen. I'm really sorry. I feel like crap and I know you are trying to help and you did. I'm so sorry and I really hope that you'll find it somewhere in your massive heart to forgive me.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Prudence Anderson to Finn Hudson: I forgive you.
(Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and 11 others like this)
Prudence Anderson uploaded a new video: Blaine and Kurt's duet.
(Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and 13 others like this)
Brittany Pierce: That song sounds really familiar.
Kurt Hummel: It's called 'Elephant Love Medley'. It's from Moulin Rouge.
Prudence Anderson: This is probably one of my favourite duets ever.
Blaine Anderson: Same here.
Blaine Anderson uploaded a new video: A duet that no one will forget
Prudence Anderson: I love Phantom of the Opera! Well done David and Santana!
David Karofsky: Thanks for the compliment and the advice from a couple of days ago.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Prudence Anderson, Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel and 13 others are attending Anderson Movie Night.
(Prudence Anderson, Kurt Hummel and 9 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Bring any movies or snacks that you want guys! We've already started popping the popcorn!
Sam Evans: I can't want to see you there!
Kurt Hummel: Titanic!
Artie Abrams: Studio Ghibli all the way!
Prudence Anderson: Love Studio Ghibli! I have almost every single movie by them!
Blaine Anderson: It's true…
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Mercedes Jones to Prudence Anderson: You got that outfit ready?
Prudence Anderson: Yeah, are you sure it's really necessary?
Santana Lopez: Yes! I'll be there early to do the final touch up.
Blaine Anderson: Should I be worried?
Prudence Anderson: You couldn't just ask me this as you are right down the hall from me?
Blaine Anderson: I want the world of Facebook to know that I am a caring older brother.
(Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson like this)
Prudence Anderson: Point taken and you have nothing to worry about.
Prudence Anderson: I think.
(Mercedes Jones and Santana Lopez like this)
Sam Evans: …oh my god.
(Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and 2 others like this)
Blaine Anderson uploaded a new album: 1st Annual Anderson Movie Night.
(Prudence Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mike Chang and 14 others like this)
Sam Evans: Where'd you get that outfit?
Prudence Anderson: Mercedes, Santana and I went shopping. Why?
Sam Evans: You should really wear it to school. I want everyone to see how sexy my girlfriend is.
(Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel and 3 others like this)
Rachel Berry: Attention New Directions! Next week is my birthday! I expect you all to be there!
Prudence Anderson: Did you want anything specific? A new CD, movie, better attitude?
(Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones and 6 others like this)
Prudence Anderson uploaded a new video: Baby its Cold Outside featuring Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
(Dave Wright, Wes Munroe, Mercedes Jones and 6 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: …where'd you get this?
Prudence Anderson: From someone from Dalton who happens to have access to the security cameras…
(Wes Munroe and Dave Wright like this)
Mercedes Jones: When did this happen and why didn't you tell me boy!
Kurt Hummel: It may or may not have slipped my mind…
Prudence Anderson: That's what they all say…you might want to hide…
Blaine Anderson: You probably should too.
Prudence Anderson: is once again hiding from her dear older brother Blaine Anderson.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Noah Puckermen: At Sam's house?
(Santana Lopez, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 3 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: What?
Kurt Hummel: Oh boy…
Sam Evans: We're not doing anything! I swear!
Brittany Pierce: Really? Because when a boy and a girl are alone together and dating, they do something in a bed.
(Noah Puckermen, Lauren Zizes, Santana Lopez and 6 others like this)
Sam Evans: is scared of Blaine Anderson.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Prudence Anderson: Don't worry Sam, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Prudence Anderson: I hope.
So, there you have it. The latest installment to me newest series. Thank you to everyone who reads this and I'll try to have the next one asap.