Next one or those avid readers of Klaine!
Disclaimer: I still own nothing, but all I want is Darren Criss and I'll be a happy camper.
Prudence Anderson: is grounded along with Blaine Anderson.
Finn Hudson: Wait, what?
Kurt Hummel: How'd that happen?
Prudence Anderson: We had a food fight.
Blaine Anderson: Throughout the entire house and mom and dad came home from their business trip early before we could clean it up.
Prudence Anderson: So we had to clean the entire house, including the places we didn't get, and gave up our cell phones, computer privileges and going out unless it's for school or tutoring.
Rachel Berry: But how are you two on computers then?
(Mike Chang, Nah Puckermen, Lauren Zizes and 2 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Like I said, tutoring. I'm over at Sam's house and I think Blaine is at Kurt's.
Prudence Anderson: Besides, mom and dad don't have Facebook.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Lauren Zizes: So how long are you guys grounded for?
Blaine Anderson: Two weeks.
Prudence Anderson: On the bright side, they didn't find out about the dish soap in the fire hydrant.
(Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
Sam Evans: Damn, you're a prankster. That's hot.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: I think I dropped something at your house.
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: My jaw.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson: And it won't go back in place.
Brittany Pierce: Shouldn't you go to a doctor for that?
(Noah Puckermen, Artie Abrams, Mike Chang and 6 others like this)
Noah Puckermen: GET SOME!
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson: We actually have ;)
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Prudence Anderson: And I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Due to my good behaviour, I've been ungrounded!
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Prudence Anderson: Don't forget about me!
(Sam Evans likes this)
Prudence Anderson took a quiz: Which Hogwarts House would you be sorted into? Result: Ravenclaw.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson: What a surprise there.
Blaine Anderson: I got Gryffindor.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel: Courage?
(Blaine Anderson and Prudence Anderson like this)
Kurt Hummel: Aw man, I got Slytherin.
(Noah Puckermen likes this)
Santana Lopez: DRARRY!
Mercedes Jones: FTW.
Rachel Berry: I got Slytherin too? How's that even possible? It shouldn't be possible! I'm not evil!
Mercedes Jones: Did you choose family over fame?
Rachel Berry: … no.
Mercedes Jones: That explains it then.
Mercedes Jones: Gryffindor for me.
Finn Hudson: Hufflepuff.
Prudence Anderson: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
(Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
Kurt Hummel: I love avpm! And Darren Criss.
Blaine Anderson: You know, people have told me that I look just like him when I don't gel my hair.
Prudence Anderson: You do realize that your reflection does not count as a person.
(Noah Puckermen, Lauren Zizes, Tina Cohen-Chang and 4 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Ha-ha, but I don't see how you two look alike.
Prudence Anderson: You looked like him more when you were younger and had your afro.
Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry, an afro?
(Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson and 6 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: There is evidence.
Blaine Anderson: No there isn't.
Prudence Anderson: Evidence? I has it :P.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel: saw the most adorable pictures of his boyfriend, Blaine Anderson, today. Like when he went as a disco king one year for Halloween.
(Prudence Anderson, Mercedes Jones and Finn Hudson like this)
Blaine Anderson: Prudence, I can't believe you.
Prudence Anderson: As much as I love being the younger sibling here, it wasn't me. Mom was entertaining Kurt while he waited for you today.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Well, it could be worse…
Prudence Anderson: Yeah, she could have shown the videos of you and me at Christmas playing piano and singing. And you were wearing that elf suit. Or on Valentine's Day when she made you dress up as a small cherub with the diaper and all…
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Please just stop typing sis.
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Finn Hudson: can't find an accurate definition of a Hufflepuff…
(Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Prudence Anderson and 6 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Apparently they're good finders if that helps…
(Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
**Prudence Anderson: has just seen a face…
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Sam Evans: Did it have a nose?
Blaine Anderson: How many eyes did it have?
Noah Puckermen: What these guys are failing to ask: how big was its penis?
Finn Hudson: Did it smell nice?
Blaine Anderson: Wow Finn, you really wanted to know how it's penis smelled?
Kurt Hummel: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000000000000000
Noah Puckermen: Damn it Blaine, you beat me to it.
Brittany Pierce: Why do you want to know how its penis smelled? Are you not okay with yours?
(Kurt Hummel, Prudence Anderson, Mike Chang and 15 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: hates Nickelback with a strong and burning passion.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Prudence Anderson: Like x 10000000.
Lauren Zizes: Edward Cullen is way hotter.
Prudence Anderson: I'm sorry; did you just say that Edward Cullen was hot?
Lauren Zizes: Yes.
Noah Puckermen: What about me?
Prudence Anderson: He's a sorry excuse for a vampire. Last time I checked, real vampires burned in the sun and died. They never sparkled.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Prudence Anderson: She wrote the book to pay off her minivan. For some reason, she continued to write (horribly) and somehow made money from it while completely mentally scarring the readers of Bram Stoker and Anne Rice, as well as Stephen King.
(Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckermen, Blaine Anderson and 16 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: gee, mono. Thanks.
Prudence Anderson: dislike.
Kurt Hummel: I warned you that I wasn't feeling well for the past few days.
Noah Puckermen: Lol.
** That part actually happened on Facebook with my older sister and some of her friends.
Until next time readers. MB.