Author's Note: Thought I should crank out another one while I had time. Sorry for the lack of updates!
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Prudence Anderson: Lovely X-rays after falling off the stage at school. Wonderful…
Finn Hudson: I am so sorry.
Santana Lopez: Wait, what happened?
Prudence Anderson: You know how Finn and I got paired for that dancing thing for the group number because it's all about opposites? based our opposites on our height. Finn had to throw me across the stage and I had to stick the landing…
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: He threw her off the stage.
Rachel Berry: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Prudence Anderson: I'll let you know after the X-rays.
Blaine Anderson: Dad actually thought it was ironic. You two aren't the greatest dancers in the club and you had to do a throw.
Brittany Pierce: That is hard to do.
Santana Lopez: Since Finn is freakishly tall and Prudence is the shortest out of all of us.
Prudence Anderson: You know you guys aren't helping at all.
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Blaine Anderson: The results are in! It's a broken leg in two places!
Prudence Anderson: Ya'll better sign my cast tomorrow!
Prudence Anderson is single.
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Blaine Anderson: When did this happen?
(Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel and 12 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Sam and I just realized that we weren't right for each other. He's a better friend than a boyfriend.
Sam Evans: Agreed.
Kurt Hummel: Wishes that the Hockey Team would stop being such assholes.
(Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson and 9 others like this)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Did anyone see that Cooper had tuna fish in his hair?
(Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson and 4 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: He was picking in the new kid, Rory, so I threw a sandwich at the back of his head.
(Rory Flannigan likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Seriously?
Prudence Anderson: Yep, he said he wouldn't hit a chick with glasses and a busted leg.
Finn Hudson: I bow to you.
(Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry and 11 others like this)
Rory Flannigan: I owe you so much. Thank you.
Prudence Anderson: Don't mention it. It was fun to throw something back at Cooper.
Scott Cooper to Prudence Anderson: Hey Anderson! What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
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Prudence Anderson: …excuse me?
Scott Cooper: My skates aren't the only thing made of steel.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Dude, are you hitting on her?
Scott Cooper: So what if I am?
Blaine Anderson: You'd better not be.
Scott Cooper: Black off Hobbit.
Prudence Anderson: Don't call my brother a hobbit! I am a bit confused why you are supposedly hitting on me. So I've come to the conclusion that either A) you've taken one too many pucks to the head or B) Your teammates put you up to this. Even if it wasn't one of the two, I would not go out with you because you pick on my friends, family and I just because we're in glee club. And how dare you call my brother a Hobbit when he's probably more of a man than you'll ever be!
(Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel and 8 others like this)
Mercedes Jones: You tell him white girl!
Blaine Anderson: And that is why you never piss off Prudence Eleanor Anderson.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman to Prudence Anderson: Did your parents go through a Beatles phase when they had you or something?
(Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and 4 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Explain?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Your first name is Prudence (Dear Prudence) and your middle name is Eleanor (As in Eleanor Rigby).
(Blaine Anderson, Artie Abrams and 7 others like this)
Prudence Anderson: Huh, now that you mention it…I'm asking my parents, brb.
Prudence Anderson: Apparently, it is because my Great Grandmother was named Prudence…
Prudence Anderson: And because they thought the name Eleanor was 'hip'…
Blaine Anderson: They didn't just say hip, did they?
Prudence Anderson: They did…fml.
(Blaine Anderson likes this)
Mercedes Jones: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies…Now put your hands up!
Prudence Anderson: I just put my hands up and smacked Blaine in the face by accident because he was standing over my shoulder and I didn't know it…
(Finn Hudson, Rory Flannigan and 3 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Finn! How could you like that? And is he okay?
Prudence Anderson: Just a nose bleed.
Finn Hudson: Sorry! I was just really funny!
Prudence Anderson: Pretty much all injuries that happen to us involve some sort of dancing…
(Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang and 2 others like this)
Prudence Anderson uploaded a new photo: Injuries for the courageously stupid!
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Finn Hudson: So it's you and Blaine, what are we looking at?
Prudence Anderson: Look really close…
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Is that what I think it is?
Kurt Hummel: Why is that there?
Prudence Anderson: Yes Puck. And it's there to help stop the bleeding. It was a trick I learned from science camp when someone did physics and it went very wrong.
Quinn Fabrey: Oh my…
Rachel Berry: omg.
Finn Hudson: I still don't see it.
Artie Abrams: That's just whack!
Finn Hudson: Can someone tell me what we're looking at?
Blaine Anderson: …There is a tampon up my nose.
(Prudence Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson: Is about ready to kill Cooper and any hockey player who stand in his way.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Whoa dude! What happened?
Blaine Anderson: He backed Prudence into a corner and kissed her.
Mike Chang: WHAT?
Finn Hudson: How?
Blaine Anderson: He took away her crutches so she couldn't run.
Rachel Berry: Where's Prudence now?
Blaine Anderson: She locked herself in a closet again. She's not coming out anytime soon.
Mercedes Jones: What can we do to help?
Blaine Anderson: I honestly have no idea. I've tried singing six different songs to her but no luck.
Kurt Hummel: I'm on my way over.
Blaine Anderson: Thanks babe. I love you.
Kurt Hummel: I love you too.
Finn Hudson: I'm coming with you guys.
Blaine Anderson: Hold on! I think I have an idea! Kurt, how well do you know Disney music?
Kurt Hummel: Which song?
Blaine Anderson: When we were young and our parents were divorced, Prudence would call me whenever she was scared or had a bad dream. I'd sing one song to her and she'd calm down.
Mercedes Jones: Name the song white boy!
Blaine Anderson: You'll be in my heart from Tarzan.
Kurt Hummel: finds it ridiculously adorable how his amazing boyfriend Blaine Anderson looks with his little sister curled up next to him and asleep.
(Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce and 9 others like this)
Santana Lopez: So she's okay then?
Kurt Hummel: She's better. Blaine and I sang the song and she unlocked the door. Finn carried her out and we watched some Disney movies.
Kurt Hummel: Why, were you worried Santana?
(Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this)
Santana Lopez: Prudence is the youngest out of all of us. Of course I was worried. I'm going to go all Lima Heights Adjacent on Cooper's ass on Monday.
(Blaine Anderson, Rory Flannigan and 5 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: Thank you so much for helping Kurt. I love you so much.
Kurt Hummel: I love you too Blaine 3.
Santana Lopez: Wanky!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Get some!
Blaine Anderson: We can't. Finn and Prudence are in the room.
(Finn Hudson likes this)
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