Transformers Prime - Our daily life

Episode 3 - Good doctor

Knockout after a fresh ride looked around the place of university, so this was the place, where he should get his license back. And in better case get a few pretty chicks because of his shiny aft. He was walking around Transformers and people, and he was throwing flirty looks.

"Call me baby." He said challenging and winked on one of femmes. She just fainted from shock and fell over. "And that's why bitches love me." Knockout grinned and then found his room. He opened door, got in and whistled. It wasn't so bad, Decepticon threw bag on the floor. He smelled a sweet scent form bathroom and heard water falling down. With a tasty look, Knockout got into bathroom and withdrew curtain. "Hello sweetie- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed in horror, when he saw Ratchet in the shower and other medic had the same reaction.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Dear David Hasselfhoff! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ratchet slipped on the soap and fell down; he tried to keep standing and took Knockout down with him. Red mech fell right on his chest and they began to scream again.

"Don't scratch my paint job!" Knockout yelled mad and took Ratchet's sponge.

"Hey I needed that!" After an half of hour they managed to get up and get dry in living room. They both had towel on their heads and sipping energon juice. "So I guess we are roommates." Knockout stopped to sip a juice.

"Yup."

"Why are you here?" Ratchet asked and Knockout grumbled.

"I want my license back, you?" Ratchet sighed deeply.

"Optimus." Ratchet remembered what happened on the base.

"Ratchet you just almost killed these kids. You can't give them acid like a breakfast. Get yourself together man!... But I can't say I wouldn't like it myself."

Ratchet grumbled, but then his optics widened, when he heard Knockout drooling.

"Hmmm Mr. Sweet Rims. But oh well, I think we don't have to fight here. We our both doctors and we need to make it quick here."

"So?" Ratchet asked.

"Let's cheat together! I need some time to wax my aft, not study." Ratchet was thinking for a while He was always hard working and studying, but...

"Ok. Frag, fuck this! We're going to cheat!"

"Yeah, that's more like it. Hey is your boss too often gone?"

"...yeah."

Knockout snorted. "Now that's weird."

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Meanwhile at the other place. "Oh Primus, this teas is delicious!" Megatron laughed and Optimus grinned at his friend.

"You know Megs, if they chose you as Prime, you could have that." Megatron showed a pissed look, but after while they both began to laugh.

"Yeah those were times. You know I am glad we finally realized how stupid this war is. And they all still think we fight." Megatron even smiled, and Optimus clapped him on the shoulder.

"I'm glad to have you back old friend. But we shall tell them." Silver mech waved a hand.

"We will, we will. But like this, we have finally some free time." He drank tea again. "I had to slap Starscream again."

"You are too hard on him. What did he do this time?" Optimus asked and Megatron grumbled.

"He tried to play with Nemesis on Titanic." Optimus had to chuckle and shook his head.

"We should go home."

Before Megatron and Optimus called for Ground Bridge, they both made on their bodies fake dents, spots and energon. Then they chuckled at each other and went home. Optimus at the entrance of base began to cough and pretend. "Ouch, ouch. That was hard battle, but I won"

Megatron entered his base as well and was doing the same thing. "Oh Primus, I kicked Optimus's aft so hard." He saw Soundwave standing there and then, how smaller mech came to him ad gave him lunch. Megatron even smiled and rubbed Soundwave on his head. "Thank you."

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