Transformers Prime - Our daily life

Episode 6 - Sassy gay Knockout

Knockout was on the way in his alternate mode. Lord Megatron told him to deliver a special delivery. He wasn't actually sure who should take that delivery. Their boss was keeping a lot of secrets around last time. But Knockout never had anything against a good ride. Megatron wanted Starscream to deliver it, but seeker visibly suffered from headache. When Knockout checked him, he said it's because of that test, stepping on his neck and that he was beaten by their lord not so long ago. Maybe he should get Starscream some plan of exercises to keep himself healthy. He was wondering how much he is whining now.

"Ooooouch..." Starscream silently whined and rubbed his head.

"Maybe you should go recharge." Breakdown was standing in front of Starscreama and seeker looked at him.

"I won't be even able to fall into recharge with this headache you imbecile." Starscream growled and shut his eyes in annoying pain. "I feel like my CPU will blow up." He digs his sharp claws into his helm and whimpered. Breakdown just sighed; he knew seeker won't listen to him, so he just left him alone. Knockout was the one to argue with everyone, not him.

Starscream was still whimpering, when suddenly he felt a cold contact with his forehead. He stopped immediately to whimper and let go of his head. He let out in relief a deep breath and with a pleasant smile opened his red optics. He flinched in surprise, when he saw Soundwave right in front of him, close and how he is keeping a wet towel on his forehead. It was actually so cold; he had to leave it ice or what. Starscream then looked at him and after a while sighed.

"Thank you Soundwave." The Intelligence officer just nodded. Starscream actually remembered he wanted to ask him something. "Soundwave..." The second mech looked directly at him. "Why did you get me that cube?" To his not so big surprise Soundwave did not withdraw his hand. "I thought we don't like much each other." Soundwave was still rubbing his forehead and Starscream closed his eyes. He will never get an answer. Maybe it will be easier if he won't ask and let Soundwave take care.

Knockout finally got on the place of destination and transformed. He whistled and he was walking around for ten minutes. After that he sat down and began to polish himself. After all, what could be a better thing to do? When he was done no one was still there. He lay down on the grass and waited. He was almost ready to fall into recharge, when he heard a sound of transformation. He sat up lazily and then he looked shocked at incomer. But then he grinned, almost like a pervert and stood up.

"So, so, so, isn't that our little sweet Autobot?" He said it in sweet flirty tone and in the next second he was on the ground again. He rubbed his sore face, because he was kicked right there. With a growl he sat up and spit out energon.

"What are you doing here, you Decepticon jerk?" Arcee took out her weapons and Knockout just snorted, still sitting and leaning his head on one hand. Then he realized the worst thing ever.

"Oh my Primus! You scratched my paint job!" He took out the tools for polishing and began again.

"Why does Megatron always send out the idiot, who even won't fight? He could send Starscream." Arcee snorted too and looked at knockout. She actually didn't believe he will do anything, when he is giving care to his image, so she pulled weapons back.

"He did the last time. But you like to beat him up I see. So, why are we here now?"

Arcee blinked and began to think. "I'm here to take the delivery. So if I will miss it because of you, I will scratch your paint. All of it." Knockout blinked in wonder and took out the small package. "What is it?"

"The delivery, someone should take it here from me." After a while of silence, they actually began to think the same. They looked on the package and they grimaced. "I don't know chick, but it really looks like it is for you, or your leader. Oh, how is Mr. Sweet rims doing?" Knockout grinned and Arcee just with a rock face took the package. "It was so much more fun with you, when we were kids!"

Arcee stopped on one place and looked back on him. "That's very long time ago Knockout."

The red mech snorted. "But it's true."

"Oh please, next time tell Megatron to send someone else. At least someone who can put out a fight, and I can go after beating him."

Knockout grinned smugly. "And who?" Breakdown?"

"No, you know he isn't fast enough on me." Arcee replied and Knockout still had the same look.

"So, what about Soundwave?"

Now Arcee began to shake her head, when she remembered on the last time it happened. It was during battle, when she was about to hit him in jump, he stretched his tentacles, grabbed her by waist and rose up. He was keeping her up and Megatron turned and yelled: "I saw enough tentacle hentai to see where this is going Optimus!" To her big relief she just put her down, when Decepticons left. He may be creepy sometimes, but unlike Knockout he had good manners.

"I know what you are thinking about." Knockout grinned again, trolling her and she shot one spot on his shiny armor. Knockout began to scream in horror and run around.

"Well, at least, he unlike you knows how to act to lady."

Knockout snorted and pulled her suddenly close by her arm. "To let you know Ceeee, I can still do it, and look at yourself."

Arcee looked at him in shock. "What?"

"Just... look at yourself. I should learn you, how to walk, talk, how to get make up right."

Arcee shook her head. "Knockout that was when were young, kids, before war, now we are in war you shiny dumbass."

"Oh honestly Arcee, what is keeping us back? This whole war was a stupid idea from the beginning. And there isn't anything left to fight about."

Arcee just snorted. "You are the Decepticon, and you say this." Red mech just chuckled and came closer to her.

"But girl, you forgot about something very important. I am not the one, who started it." He came around her. "I am glad when my ass is safe and same with my paint job. And I am medic, not soldier. So, do you still wanna fight?" He grinned and Arcee was thinking for a while. "And if you don't believe me, ask Ratchet what we were doing on university."

"What?" Arcee jerked out, but Knockout transformed and got away. Arcee then took the package and opened it. She raised an eyebrow in wonder.

"Optimus look at this." When she returned on the base she gave their leader a delivery. "Are you sure it's right we got it? Knockout gave it to me."

Bulkhead spit out the food. "Knockout? What if it will be a bomb?"

"... It won't be." Optimus answered and when Ratchet heard it, he just chomped more of his energon cookie.

"And Ratchet I have a few questions on you." Arcee added and medic just hummed and raised an eyebrow.

Optimus then finally opened the box. Arcee just stepped back a little, but then her eyes widened wide.

"Hello! ma baby

Hello! ma honey

Hello! ma ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire

Baby, ma heart's on fire!

If you refuse me

Honey, you'll lose me

Then you'll be left alone

Oh, baby, telephone

And tell me I'm your own!"

They saw a dancing Knockout with music and then popped out Negatron's head with a grin.

"Optimus, I am making the biggest party in the universe. So, every one of you will come, or I'll kill you!" The box closed again and Optimus just sighed.

"I think we have a program for tonight."