Hey again, sorry it took a bit longer, but this chapter is kinda funny and cute! Please enjoy~ and thankyou to Chillybean, thanks for giving me some great advice on the chapter, I hope you enjoy!

Also, watch out for the spider! The spideerr!

Warning: Smexy scene, yaio, slight lemon, guyXguy, mention of SasuNaru, swearing

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...sadly.

Sasori smirked, glad he had full control over the young boy, he leaned in and gave Deidara a quick kiss.

"Mmm, not yet," he purred. Deidara grumbled softly to himself while Sasori continued. "I need to go to the shops, pick up some, hmm…toys" he smirked. Deidara frowned at Sasori, but let himself get pulled out of bed.

'Toys? What does he mean…I didn't know he played with toys' Deidara thought, walking along with Sasori down to the car. Sasori smiled at the blonde again and slipped into the car, his fingers drummed on the steering wheel and Deidara sat down slowly on leather, black seats.

Sasori put his seatbelt on slowly, then as Deidara did his he backed out of the drive and sped down along the street, obviously too fast. The car zoomed along the road, not many people were out this late at night but the people who were, stared at the car.

Deidara whimpered in his seat and shuffled backwards against it, he snapped his eyes shut and yelped as the car flew around the bend.

"S-Sa-Sasori-i" he whimpered. "S-slow down!" He begged, looking up at the red headed man. Sasori chuckled slightly and pulled to a stop.

"Are you coming in?" He asked quickly, "No, don't" he said. "Stay here, I'll be five" he said. Deidara nodded as Sasori got out the car and started to walk down the street, Deidara sighed and shivered, wondering whether to follow or not, he looked outside the window and saw a small black spider on the ground about a meter.

It was dark, Deidara couldn't see him, but he knew where the toy shop was. He got out the car quickly and ran down the street. He turned around a corner and looked down it, the toy shop didn't have any lights on and the blonde boy blinked uneasily at it. He walked slowly down the smaller street, his feet making small taps on the pavement as he walked down.

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Sasori entered the shop, the door bell made a ring as he entered and the man behind the counter smiled and lifted a hand at him.

"Sup' Tachi?" Sasori asked, walking over to the counter and leaning against it coolly, making sure to lean away from a little spider sitting there. Itachi shrugged, and looked his friend up and down.

"Not much," he said, his eyes focusing on Sasori's lips. Sasori gave a grunt whacked Itachi's hand on the counter.

"Stop fucking checking me out, dick" he growled. Itachi rolled his eyes at Sasori and moved his hands away.

"Anyway, you obviously didn't come in here to chat, so, what can I get you?" He asked. Sasori thought for a moment and looked around the store.

"I need…a costume, Kitsune costume" he said, smirking at the black haired man who stared at him dumbly.

"We only h-have one l-left-" he stuttered at his best customer. A low growl rose in Sasori's throat, he was losing patience.

"You better sell it to me then, haven't you?" He growled. Itachi whimpered slightly and stepped back, his hand moving over the doorknob to the costume room.

"Someone e-else already b-bought it" he whimpered, closing one of his eyes. Sasori hissed and walked around the counter, pushing himself into the room.

"Too bad for them, who was it anyway?" He asked, looking down the rows of shelfs and taking the costume he wanted. Itachi winced slightly and sighed, it was no use arguing with Sasori, he would probably just get knocked out anyway.

"Naruto and S-Sasuke…" he said. Sasori smirked slightly, "No wonder Sasuke would want this for Naruto, little fox" he chuckled, throwing the money on the table and walking outside slowly.

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Deidara walked closer to the shop and frowned, how did Sasori get in? He sighed and turned back around, deciding it was better to walk back to the car and wait. He sighed and kept walking, and then suddenly he didn't recognise anything around him. He sprinted back the way he came, but the toy shop wasn't there either.

"Sasori?" He called, his voice shaking. He whimpered softly and looked around again, there was a small spider on the wall and he shuddered and moved away slightly from it. The blonde gulped loudly and whimpered and his brow furrowed. He couldn't remember at all where he was…nothing at all.

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Sasori padded down to the car, humming softly. He frowned and sighed, Deidara wasn't there…he groaned slightly, annoyed at the blonde…but, it wasn't his entire fault. He walked back the way he came, looking down the side streets. A small body was coward next to the wall, whimpering softly.

The red head rolled his eyes and walked over, sitting down and oomphing as his backside hit the hard ground below.

"Hey Dei" he said. Deidara looked up and squealed with joy, quickly wrapping his small arms around Sasori.

"Sasori…" he whispered, yelping as the horny red-head slid his hand down Deidara's pants. "No!" He whined, jumping away. Sasori pouted at him, and cocked his head to the side.

"Why?" He asked. Moving closer and wrapping his arms around Deidara. Deidara leant down on his chest.

"I've been….th-thinking…and…I'm not ready…" he whimpered, cowering slightly and nuzzling closer. He didn't want Sasori to leave him, but…this was the final test, I guess. Would he stay, now he knew Deidara didn't want to do anything like that yet? "Can't we just play with the toys you brought?" He asked. Sasori smirked slightly at him.

"Just the toys?" He repeated. Deidara frowned curiously at him, why would he be smirking about toys? Anyway, what toys did he buy?

"Yes, yes" Deidara said. "Now let's see" he said, his hands making a grab for the bag before Sasori snatched it up.

"Uh uh uh" tutted the older man, "later" he chuckled. "I'm glad you're so enthusiastic Dei'" he said, smiling and moving his hand into Deidara's. Deidara smiled at him and leaned closer.

"I love playing with toys!" He said happily. Sasori's eyes widened, then he smiled back.

"I'm glad," he chuckled. 'Whoa…who'd have known? Hmm?'

So...the spider, huh? A bit of last minute planning and stuff, but it should extend this story a couple more chapters...I hope you enjoyed! Please reveiw! Also, anyone think while they are walking away, the TARDIS should appear? Just 'cause I love Doctor Who! Please PM me!

Adios Cenyour' (Sorry about spelling xDD)

~Whovian Freak