The kawaii new girl.

Chapter 2

(Lol, I don't have much to say, but be sure to review.)

Dib didn't have much time to react, when he found his lifelong (or at least the duration of the fourth grade) enemy on his doorstep begging for help. But before Dib could stop Zim, (Who looked like he and his robot were having something between a panic attack and muscle spasms) were on his living room floor, throwing up, Much to Gaz's distaste. She turned around to face Dib.

"Why's your weird friend over here?" She asked, poking GIR with her foot. Zim turned over, as Dib walked over.

"Its...Its...her..." he said. Dib immediately knew who he was talking about, Just as Crystal-dragon whatever the rest of her name was burst through the door.

"OH HAI EVARYON!" she yelled, running into the room. "LOOKAT MEH SIR!" she said, brandishing a candy-pink SIR unit. GIR began to tremble when he saw it. The SIR unit began to talk, much in the way of her master.

"OH HAI EVARY ONE!111!11! i AM A sir Unit dat haz lazurs and i can fli! Meh nam is silva Butteer fli!111!" Dib cringed again. The voice was even more annoying than Crystal. Crystal jumped onto Dib's head. Dib looked around to see where Zim was. He was gone. And he had Crystal to deal with.

Alone.

Dib's hands began to sweat.

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRYSTAL DRAGON ZOMBIE JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled. Crystal was trying to make out with his head or something. After a long struggle, he was able to shove her off, and ran upstairs to his room, yelling down to Gaz, (Who wasn't bothered the entire time to get up and see what was going on)

"GAZ! SHE'S PERFECT AND ANNOYING! GET HER!" He then dived into his room, just in time to see her open one brown eye and dive for the girl.

Dib then sat in his room, panting.

"TIme to initiate secrect anti-alien bunker!" he said. And by 'scect anti-alien bunker' he meant taking out some cardboard signs that read 'no aliens allowed' taped around the room, and shoving a dresser in front of the door. It was one of the most stupid bunkers anyone had ever see-

"Hey!" Shouted Dib. "I couldn't find the right tecnology on ebay!" he said, apparently breaking the fourth wall to talk to me. This just makes me wonder, if he has so much technology down in the basement, why the crappy bunker? He then began tapping his foot angriliy like a whiny baby.

"I'm not a whiny baby!" The whiny baby whined.

"Stop doing that!" he whined again. The narrarator then got tired of this overused breaking the fourth wall joke, decided to skip the explination of the bunker technology, and had Dib go look at the closet, and decided to get a different job.

A muffled bump could be heard from the closet.

"What could that be?" Dib thought. He carfully, slowly opened up the closet.

"AH! GIR! THE STUPID PIG HUMAN HAS FOUND US!" He yelled in his typical hammy style.

"Is the scary lady robot gone?" he whimpered. Dib picked Zim up by the collar.

"What are you doing in my closet?" he asked angrily.

"It was Crystal..." he choked out. Dib cringed.

"What did she do?" Dib asked. Zim thrashed around, making faces.

"Ugh, It was TERRIBLE! All this whining, and talking all about her sappy ANGST filled past! annoying! ZIM DOES NOT NEED SOBBY BACKSTORIES! And then...She tried to get into my happy Irken parts! then, when I tried to run away, she got out her SIR unit! And it did the same to poor GIR!" GIR began to whine at this.

"So scaaary!" He said, shaking and curling up into a ball. "POOOOOTAAAATOOOOESSS!" He said randomly. Dib figured that Crystal must have done something scarring to him with potatoes. Or GIR was just being GIR. Zim slapped Dib's hands off.

"I absolutely HATE to say it but I think we need to work together against this new, ANNOYING threat." Dib smiled.

"But she's not bugging me! This is the perfect time to show you to the authorities! I could- " A pound on the door interupped him. The door flew open, throwing the dresser aside, as game crawled into the room. Dib was shocked.

"My sister has near supernatural powers! What can this girl do?" He thought. Before he could say anything outloud, Gas uttered one single word.

"RUN!" she groaned out. A high pitched voice came up the stairs.

"I'M CUMING FUR U BOYZ!111!11!"

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