Hey X-Men fanfiction readers!
How's it going? My name is, like, X-23, but that's not my official codename. My name on the X-Men: Evolution show would have been "Laura Logan", not my comic name, "Laura Kinney", and my codename would have been "Fang", not "X-23". What's that? You didn't know? You're an idiot. Seriously, you're so stupid, O.M.G.! But that's okay, not everyone, like, can be as awesome as I am.
I'm not with the X-Men anymore. You see, Logan and I left because we were morally opposed to taking part in such a violent lifestyle. So now, Logan, Red Skull, Mystique, and I have formed a group called the Non-violent Resolution Association (N.R.A.). We're like a superhuman peace core; we promote non-violent solution to superhuman disputes by singing Proud Mary songs. Rather engaging in a battle with Dr. Doom, Mr. Fantastic can just as easily defeat him in a chess match. Instead of unleashing a clone of a god on his friends when he feels upset with unwillingness to sacrifice their freedom, Iron Man can sit talk and discuss his feelings with them and achieve a compromise. Through our methods, we convince superhumans to use their public status to role model for the rest of society instead of throwing down with villains in the middle of the street. We are the N.R.A.: letting superhumans know that peace is the way to go!
A lot of these stories seem to get my character totally wrong. I'm not grumpy or anti-social: I always try to be friendly and pleasant to other people, because as the Golden Rule says, "One should treat others as one would like others to treat oneself." That's the philosophy I try to live by. Being locked away in a research facility as a human experiment for most of my life was a real dray, but now I'm over that. Why be sad about the past when there are so many other things in life to be happy about? Puppies, unicorns, rainbows, walking out in the sunshine . . . those are just a few of my favorite things, and I can't mope around when my life is so good with so much sweetness and light!
I, like, should clarify a few thing about me. I really enjoy fashion: my favorite store is Wet Seal. I just adore the fedoras in that place (the other day I just found this fabulous dark purple one with black leopard spots. I was so excited!). I really like pastels, and I think that they're my best shades. And speakiing of shades, check out these Armani sunglasses! Aren't they great? They're vintage, one of my favorite styles!
As for more of my favorites: bright pink is my favorite color, Disney Channel is my favorite T.V. station, Beverly Hill 90210 is my favorite show, the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, Grease is my favorite musical, I'm a vegan and tofu is my favorite food, A Walk to Remember is my favorite movie (The ending always makes me cry! It's so sweet and so sad!), and my favorite brand of makeup is Sephora.
Hold on . . .let me just check my phone- are they having a sale?
Like, O.M.G., they totally are! Gotta run!
Sincerely,
X-23 A.K.A. Fang, A.K.A. Laura Logan