BK2: I should be killed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Naruto's mind was going a mile a minute, wracking around madly in trying to come up with the best way to kill this guy, and not get caught.

Stupid Andre Haineau.

Said boy sat across from him, beside Sasuke, rambling on with his stupid little French accent about "croissants and French fries". Or that's how Naruto saw it.

"Hey Naruto"

"Naruto?"

"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted at the top of her lungs before smacking the blond across the face.

"WHA!?" Naruto stumbled in his chair and fell ungracefully to the floor. The others turned from their conversations and gave him a pitiful look. "Baka" Kiba muttered.

Sasuke simply smacked his forehead in frustration. The blond always caused a scene.

"I'm sorry about this Andre, Naruto is a bit…animated" he explained tapping his chin for the right word.

"It's fine my dear Sasuke" Andre held a coy grin.

"That bastard" Naruto seethed, eyeing him just over the tabletop.

Kiba and quirked and eyebrow, "you plan on sitting like normal people anytime soon?"

"Shut up" Naruto barked, grabbing his chair behind himself before sitting down again properly.

"Naruto...is it?" Andre asked turning to him, his accent heavy with played on innocence

Naruto's blood boiled, "yeah what of it?" folding his arms he examined the boy critically.

"Naruto!" Sasuke hissed, fixing him with a glare, "you some fucking manners once in awhile"

"It's quite fine Sasuke dear" Andre patted his forearm, "Naruto is just being a good friend".

Naruto bit his lip, nearly drawing blood. This guy was referring to himself and Sasuke as a couple.

"Why do you call him that?" Naruto growled out, "he's not your housewife"/

Andre blinked, "you're right, he is not" he smiled tenderly at Sasuke, "but we did have something in Paris, and I would like to bring it back"

Sasuke's eyes widened, "Andre…I don't think-"

"Nonsense Sasuke love, no need to be modest" he bent over and kissed Sasuke's cheek. Unaware of the slight gasps and death glares that fallowed.

But Naruto simply snapped.

Ripping the boy out of his seat, Naruto swung him backwards into a table behind.

"Naruto!" Sasuke cried. Kiba ran over and grabbed him from behind. "Naruto cut this shit out, this is no way to win Sasuke over".

While Shikamaru went to help, Sakura and Ino stood by Sasuke making sure he didn't get involved.

"Why is he doing this?" Sasuke whispered, scanning over the now watching eyes all around.

"You really don't know?" Sakura piped up bewilderedly.

Naruto was fighting to break from his friends grasps and attack the boy again, Andre was getting help with mending his now broken nose.

"No, I know Naruto can get seriously angry, but this is ridiculous!". A cough from behind took Sasuke by surprise, he had forgotten they had an audience.

"Sasuke! I cannot believe you of all people don't see it!" Ino stepped in, keeping watch in the scene ahead.

"See what? What the hell are you talking about?"

"Naruto is in LOVE with YOU!" they both cried together. Loud enough for others to hear, and they did.

A loud gasp erupted from none other than Sasuke, he stared straight across at Naruto eyes wide in disbelief. Naruto had stopped to stare at him as well.

"W…What?" he managed out, backing farther away from the other, from Naruto. "No. n-no, no, no.." he backed away into the crowd before running as fast as possible away from it all.

Away from Naruto.

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"Man…you've got to come out of there eventually" Kiba's voice sounded through the door, "we've got school in 25 minutes"

"I'm not going" Naruto mumbled back, which was fallowed with a sigh from the other end.

"You can avoid him forever, it's already been an entire weekend" he tried again.

"That's not that long"

"Dude, please, just come out here" he pleaded kicking the door lightly.

Naruto sighed, staring up at the blank ceiling, it was raining today. Perfect weather for his mood.

"My mood forever, when I'm old with 12 smelly fat cats" he mumbled, grabbing a pillow from behind, possibly trying to suffocate himself.

"Cat's are smelly, you should get dogs instead" Kiba noted intelligently.

"Just shut up Kiba, I'll come okay?" he sat up lazily, "let me get dressed first"

"Cool, I'll be waiting in the car" with that Kiba's light footfalls wandered off.

Naruto groaned, after the events on Friday he'd been permanently relocated to Kiba's. He hadn't spoken nor seen Sasuke's since then either, and he missed him like hell. However he expected things to be this way from now on, until his parents where back. Then he not be talking or seeing Sasuke from his own home.

Grudgingly, Naruto pulled on a pair of ripped jeans and a plain black shirt. No cologne today, he wasn't going to be in ten feet of him.

Ruffling his already messy hair Naruto sauntered out the door, life was full of disappointments. Sasuke was one though, he was a complete loss, one so precious to the blond, and one he would never get back.

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Sakura and Sasuke skittered down the school hallways, dodging students left and right. It was a very busy Monday morning.

"Sakura, we're are you taking me?" Sasuke grumbled, he didn't feel much up to anything today. His aniki had him up all night giving him an early pep-talk.

"You'll see Sasuke" Sakura was practically bouncing with excitement, she had spent her entire weekend on this moment and she refused to let it fail.

Turning the corner to the boys change room, Sakura took Sasuke by surprised and pushed him in. Letting out a loud yelp, the raven-haired boy stumbled into the room, coming face to face with half-naked athletes.

"Uhh.." Sasuke blushed deeply as they all turned to him in surprise.

"Sasuke?" came a familiar voice, "what are you doing in here ?" Kiba came around in nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Sakura threw me in here!" he hissed, "I'm going to kill her!" he went to stomp right out of the change room but was suddenly pulled back.

Kiba smirked mischievously, scanning the room around him before pulling Sasuke by the back of his shirt.

"What the hell is with you all man-handling me lately!" Sasuke cried, trying to pull out of dog-boy's grip.

"Hey Naruto!" Kiba whistled, "handle him would you, I think he got lost". With that Sasuke was thrown into a small cubicle used to shower, landing heavily against a strong chest.

"S-Sasuke?" Naruto gasped, gaping down at the boy, flat against his chest. "What are you doing in here?".

"I-I…um…bye I've got to go" Sasuke turned to open the door but was pulled back to the blonds' chest.

"Don't ignore me Sasuke, please" Naruto whimpered against his shoulder, "it hurts like you can't believe" he let out a loud sniffle.

Sasuke sigh, leaning back into the larger boys chest and placing his hands over Naruto's on his chest.

"I'm sorry Naruto. I was just so scared at the time" he mumbled, bringing one hand up for a kiss. "Please don't hate me"

"That's impossible Sasuke, I could never hate you" Naruto nuzzled his neck, "do you hate me?"

"Don't even say that, you know it could never be true" Sasuke responded in a serious tone, closing his eyes and breathing in deeply. The steam all around was making it slightly harder to breath. Or maybe it was his own heart, not being able to function properly with Naruto so close.

"The what's wrong with us?" Naruto whispered into his neck, droplets from his damp hair falling onto Sasuke's face.

"Nothing, absolutely nothing" Sasuke turned in his grasp, cupping the taller boys cheeks. "We're just scared, you know, of what they'll say of us.

Naruto brought his hands to Sasuke's waist. "I'm not scared Sasuke, and with me you don't have to be either" he smiled tenderly, rubbing Sasuke's hips with his fingertips.

"Your right" Sasuke whispered, and with that he titled his head up, and sealed his lips to Naruto's. Naruto leaned in heavily, arms puling Sasuke's body to his, moving lips passionately together. They we're on the ultimate high and nothing could bring them down.

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"Tired dear?" Minato asked, turning to his wife in the passengers seat. Kushina smiled over and her husband, "a little, I can't wait to be home".

"Same goes back here for us" Mikito budded in, leaning against the window, feet splayed across her sleeping husbands lap.

"We'll be there soon ladies" Minato stated, turning onto the busy highway. The rain didn't seem to let up the entire ride, and cars seemed to be backed up.

"How do you think it went with the boys?" Kushina asked to her best friend, turning slightly for a better view.

Mikito snorted, "those boys are already attached at the hip, and I doubt Itachi would let Sasuke out of his sight".

Kushina yawned, "all very true", she flipped back around, "turn here honey" she directed.

Minato rolled his eyes playfully, "I think I know the way dear", he chuckled and made a sharp turn into the intersection.

"I know, its---MINATO LOOK OUT!" she screamed, covering her face as they collided with another car dead on.

The car flipped once over before coming to a stop at the sidewalk. It was completely destroyed. From doors ripped off and the front practically squished into a pancake and

the back end's roof partially ripped off and shoved in.

Amongst this wreckage lay four still bodies.

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So I hope you don't hate me to much for not updating in forever, and I really cant believe I'd be expecting any reviews…

Review Responses:

Shirilyle: I'm glad you took an interesting liking to Andre, and despite what happen here. I cannot fully say he is done with his visit. ;) Thank you for reviewing!

DaveyLockhart: Paris , Paris the place of all that romantic stuff. I'm sure Sasuke would fit in perfectly. Thank you for the review!

NaruSasuNarulover: Thank you! It makes sense though, there is billions of amazing stories out there.

Chibi-Chaaan: I'm sorry I ran off again. This time for what seemed like forever. Haha, Sasuke's just that loveable, and you'll meet some interesting guys in Europe. No doubt about it Sasuke would find one.

Frixiewulf13: There definitely was some strange inner battles going on at both ends. Thank you for the review!

Sutzina Zion: Thank you! Naruto is quite possessive of his Sasu-chan. J

Wykked As Syn: Thanks. J I'm sorry I didn't meet the earlier demands. So I hope the slight action here makes up for a bit.

Wakaran a i xx: Definitely , though here I guess it wasn't directly said by Naruto. I hope you like this chapter. Thank you for the review!

Carcas: Thanks! I guess you can say now that the plot slightly twisted back. But I am without a doubt there shall be more twisting.

.Fresh: Now its, Sunday December 22nd, oh boy. I'm really sorry. I hope this chapters simmers down the on-going rage. Thank you for the review!

So a BIG thank you all around! Once again I am extremely sorry about this long period of hiatus. It was unexpected and un-notified. Apologies to all.

Kiss Kiss,

BK2