One Continued
Gooooodddd morning!
There's nothing good about this morning.
Are you awake?
No, dimbulb, I taught myself to text in my sleep.
Somebody's awfully glass half empty.
And somebody's awfully annoying. It's 8:30 on a Saturday morning. This is way too early to be up.
…
I need at least 3 more hours of sleep or I'll be in a bad mood.
You're always in a bad mood.
Very true.
Why do I even bother talking to you?
Hey, you started the conversation.
What have I done to myself?
Doomed yourself to a fate of unpleasant texts in the middle of the night.
Why am I so stupid?
I question that too.
:(
Still not cool.
Whatever.
You're obviously talking to me too much.
What?
I'm rubbing off on you :)
Smiley faces? I'm obviously rubbing off on you too.
…I should delete your number immediately.
So why aren't you? Face it, you like talking to me.
…Nahhh.
And BTW it's my phone.
Good point. Delete your number.
…Nahhh.
Don't use my own phrase against me.
…Nahhh.
Okay, now you're just doing it on purpose.
…Nahhh.
Dude! I will stop texting you this instant!
Nahhh…
...
…..
…..
Alright. You got me. I can't resist.
Ha ha! I win.
Nope. I win.
…nahhh
I can resist anything except temptation!
…
I guess you're not answering me then.
…
I'll text you 'till you do.
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Llamas.
Party hats.
Showponies.
CODE RED! A WILD HIPPO IS ON THE LOOSE STALKING FEMALE LETTUCES IN THE SHOWER!
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JADE!
How did you find out my name?
I asked Andre if he knew whose number this was.
That douche…
Ha. Jade West. I should've known.
…
You stopped answering again.
Sigh.
Jaaddeeyykkiinnzzz?
NEVER call me that again.
KK Jadeykinz.
Not amused. And don't say KK, you sound gay, or like Cat.
KK.
You're doing it on purpose.
:P
Sigh. What have we talked about?
…not to use smiley faces…
Aaannnddd?
Not to call you Jadeykinz….
Annndddd?
You like texting me.
I really should have learned by now.
I drove you away again.
La da da da dee…
I know you're reading these Jade…
…
I seeee you, Warhorse.
PANCAKES
She wears short skirts, I wear T-Shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers…
Never mind I'll find… someone like lettuce.
What the heck? Stupid auto correct. You, not lettuce.
Baby you light up my world like noooobody else! The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!
Sigh.
You're really not budging this time are you?
That or you threw my phone at the wall and smashed it…
I'm gonna go with the latter…
I give up.
Text me later.
Or don't.
I don't care.
Yes you do.
HA! You answered!
You doooo care if I text you back.
I win I win I win I win!
Stop avoiding the subject Beckett. Of course you care, or why bother send me 21 messages?
I beat Jade, I beat Jade! Nya nya nya nya!
So…you're a One Direction fan?
Of course! Didn't you hear my ringtone?
Yup. I always knew you were gay. No one *that* attractive is straight.
Oh, so I'm *that* attractive?
I thought One Direction was for screaming British fan girls.
Stop avoiding the subject Jadelyn. Of course you find me attractive.
Not me. But others.
Oh, and I suppose you think I'm some player who dates girls who wear more makeup than clothes and whose relationships are shorter than your phone battery.
Nope.
You don't?
Not at all. I know you're some player who dates girls who wear more makeup than clothes and whose relationships are shorter than your phone battery.
That's not true!
Yeah, we'll go with that.
How would you even know?
I'm Jade. I hear things. I'm not antisocial, I just hate people.
…That does sound very like you.
Which is why I can call you a player and not feel guilty.
Fine. Think what you want. But I'll show you I'm not.
Oh, and how are you planning to do that?
I… I'm not sure yet, but I will!
Okay…
Fine then. I've got to go.
Ello govna,
What the heck?
Well ello to you too, chap. Fine mornin' 'tisn't it? Wouldya care to join me for a spot 'o' tea and crumpets this lovely morn?
No.
Jolly good! I wouldn't want 'ya there anyway!
Wow. Feelin' the love Beckett, feelin' the love.
Got that right Jadelyn.
What? How did you get my real name?
Oh. Not like I hacked your slap profile… pffftttt no…
WHAT
Ha. And not like I added a video to… what, who typed that? That would be like, and invasion of privacy or something.
Delete it. NOW.
…nahhh.
I just got myself in even bigger trouble didn't I?
Oh, I see. You're not answering now. Well two can play at that game.
-The Slap-
New Video Update from: Jade West
Comments:
Cat Valentine: Beck? How… what… why…OMIGAWD. Teehee. Jadey's gonna be mad…
Beck Oliver: I, Beckett Oliver, sincerely apologize for hacking Jade's account. I must say she is extremely gorgeous, and her comebacks are insanely hilarious. I, on the other hand, am a complete and utter doof who should run for my life if I know what's good for me.
Jade West: I see you hacked mine.
Beck Oliver: Got that right. Really? TheBeckster123? THAT'S your password?
Jade West: Well, I've got to change it now!
Cat Valentine: Tee hee! This is so funny! It reminds me of the time I told Jade Andre's password, and she posted naughty things… hee hee! :) :)
Andre Harris: What the heck is going on?
Rex Powers: HA! You got dissed Jade! "Jade, who apparently hates One Direction, surprised me because her top five rated songs are all One Direction! And really? A Niall background? Get real." Bahahaha some tough girl Jade!
Beck Oliver: NEVER speak of it! And Beckett Ryan Oliver, delete that video right now!
Jade West: …Nah
Beck Oliver: There will be SERIOUS consequences if you don't!
Jade West: Let me think about it… Thought about it, no. So, you're a Niall fan?
Beck Oliver: I'm not speaking to you until you remove that video.
New Update from: Beck Oliver
Jade West-Hilarious, awesome, beautiful, epic, thrilling, gorgeous, talented, unbelievable, insanely cool, dark, has an amazing voice, great actress, funny, hysterical, pretty, wicked, and the best thing to ever walk the planet. Don't mess with her 'cause she'll kill you.
I'm a doof, stupid, arrogant, jerky, annoying, irritating, a loser, lame, idiotic, immature, and a player who dates girls that wear more makeup than clothes and whose relationships last less than your phone battery.
Why would anyone ever go out with me? I would be extremely incredibly lucky if a girl as beautiful or awesome as Jade went out with me… Oh wait, there is no girl as beautiful or awesome as Jade!
Comments:
Jade West: Self-centered much?
Beck Oliver: Modesty. It's one of my charms.
Jade West: Definitely.
Jade West changed her profile picture.
Comments:
Andre Harris: A… kitten?
Cat Valentine: Awwwwww! It's so cute and fluffy! Jadey, I told you cats were adorable! Hee hee… Cats… my name's Cat… get it?
Robbie Shapiro: So cute!
Rex Powers: Of course you'd say that Robbie, heh.
Robbie Shaprio: REX! He hacked my account and wrote that!
Rex Powers: You can't prove it was me!
Beck Oliver: Oh, you wanna play dirty? We'll play dirty Beck…
Beck Oliver changed his profile picture
Comments:
Andre Harris: Woah… just woah…
Robbie Shapiro: :O! How could you post something like that?
Cat Valentine! THAT"S SO DIRTY! I reported you, Beck/Jade!
Rex Powers: Nice, man, nice.
Jade West: WHAT THE HECK?
I can't believe you changed my picture on The Slap to porn.
I told you, I play dirty.
Well, I got banned for a month.
Oh, Beck. Didn't you read the rules? You can't post anything deemed inappropriate!
Oh gawd, Jade.
You can't prove it was me.
I seriously cannot believe you did that. Where did you even find a picture like that?
Ahhh…Google. So many uses and counting.
I really hate you some times.
That's okay, I don't like you either.
Augh. Just bring my stuff to school tomorrow.
Ok. But I'm not so sure you'll be happy about what happened to your hat…
What? My cool hat?
It looks like some British gentlemen should wear it.
Hmph. Well, now I can tell you that you won't be happy about what happened to Lovely Summer Romances and not feel guilty.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOOK?
The romance novel? Let's just say your eyeliner… leaked all over it.
No! I only had to read 3 more chapters!
So. Tough girl Jade loves Niall and One Direction, not to mention, cheappy sappy paperback romace novels with stupid titles like Lovely Summer Romances.
NEVER speak of it.
Got to go. Byyeee Jaddeeyy.
Sleep with one eye open, Beckett.
A/N: OK, sorry if this was confusing. Adding in reminders.
Texts Beck sends are underlined.
Jade's are bolded.
On The Slap, Beck was on Jade's account and Jade was on Beck's. Anything from Beck is really Jade, and anything from Jade is really Beck.
Beck posted a video of him on Jade's profile talking about how Jade's phone background was Niall from One Direction. Then Jade posted pretending to be Beck. Then Beck changed Jade's profile picture to a kitten. So Jade changed Beck's to… porn.
It's kind of A/U if you know what I mean.
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, even though I wish I did.
(And to think, I offered Dan four cookies, a cupcake, and two pairs of bright orange scissors!)