Ultimecia sat at the bar and had another sip of her drink. It was extremely hard being a chaos warrior. She had just found out that another group of manikins that she had sent out had been destroyed by those annoying cosmos warriors. After she had found this out, Ultimecia had slipped and fallen down the staircase in her castle. It had obviously not been her day.

Then, Ultimecia saw an extremely beautiful woman walk into the bar. She had pink hair that went just over her shoulder, was carrying a gunblade, and was dressed in an outfit that was a little reveling, but not too reveling. Ultimecia thought she was really hot. Then, the hot pink haired woman came over and sat down next to Ultimecia. "Give me the hardest drink you have." the woman told the bartender. The bar tender mixed her an extremely loaded drink.

"So, what fucked up your day?" Ultimecia asked, since she noticed what drink the woman had.

"Men." replied the woman "Everyone at my job says they don't need any help because I'm a woman."

"Yeah, everyone I work with either dress like a slut or a clown." said Ultimecia.

"Where exactly do you work?"

"Well, I can't exactly tell you that."

"I guess I can tell you that I work for cosmos. It's not like there are any chaos warriors here."

"Well actually, I work for chaos."

"You aren't going to attack me or anything, are you?"

"No, I just came here for a drink because I had a fucked up day."

"I guess I should ask you what your name is."

"It's Ultimecia."

"So you're that witch I've heard about that can control time?"

"Yeah, pretty much. And you?"

"I'm Lightning."

"Well, I haven't really heard anything but your name at work." By this time, Lightning had finished half of her drink. The alcohol hit her like a ton of bricks.

"So, want me to buy you some of what I just had?" Lightning asked. Ultimecia had been to this bar before and knew how much Lightning had had. Ultimecia needed a drink, but not that kind of drink.

"No, I'm fine." Then, Lightning randomly glomped Ultimecia and kissed her.

"You know, I really love you." said Lightning, before passing out.

When Lightning woke up, she was in a really fancy bed. She couldn't remember much, but by the massive hangover she had, Lightning could tell that she had been out drinking. All she could remember was that she had met an extremely hot witch named Ultimecia in a bar, that worked for chaos. Ultimecia came into the room. "So, I guess you're finally awake. I've made breakfast if you want something to eat."

"That would be good." said Lightning and she followed her to the kitchen. Ultimecia had set out a huge variety of the best looking food Lightning had ever seen. Lightning grabed a plate of pretty much everything she was craving for breakfast, got some coffee, walked into the dining room that was next to the kitchen and sat down at a long table. Ultimecia got a plate of her own and sat down across from Lightning.

"So basically, you had a really loaded drink last night and passed out." Ultimecia explained "I decided to fly us both back to my castle because I don't have any clue where you live."

"Ultimecia?"

"Yes?"

"Why don't we runaway together?" Ultimecia was shocked by this. It seemed too good to be true. "I really like you and I think this whole war is bullshit." Ultimecia couldn't help but say yes.