To Freak Out Viking Twins
OMG, I can't believe how long I waited to do this! I feel terrible! Silkmouse, how could we leave it for that long?
. I don't know I guess we got kinda lazy about it. We really got to remind each other to step it up next time.
. Okay, it was mainly my fault... *sigh* I can't believe myself. Oh well, let's just do this...
The sooner the better.
Mary and Silkmouse traveled through an alley, whispering about what was going on back at home, and talking about what a jerk 'Lout was. As they approached the edge of the alley, they heard an explosion, and someone yelled, "Get back here you meddlin' brats!" As they rushed to see what was happening, they were knocked over by two retreating blurs with long blonde hair. The two girls gaped as the duo ran out of sight. They then exchanged a glance.
"Ruff." Silkmouse told Mary.
"Tuff." Mary told Silkmouse.
They jumped up and rushed after the twins.
"Wait up! Hey, wait!" They ran hard. Neither of them were particulary good runners, but they kept going. Even when Mary developed a stich in her side. Even when Silkmouse could hardly breathe. Eventually, they followed the twins behind a house, where a Zippleback napped in the shade of a tree. They woke it up and were just about to mount when Mary yelled out, "Please stop! We just wanna ask you some questions!" The twins hesitated.
"After all," Silkmouse coaxed. "We'd be so honored to be allowed to talk with such important members of Berk."
"Well," Tuff muttered. "We're not that important..."
"You guys helped Hiccup save Berk from the Red Death! If you ask me, that's pretty important." Silkmouse exclaimed.
The twins exchenged a glance that said, 'why not', climbed off the Zippleback and jumped to the ground.
"Tuffnut." Tuff said striding up to the girls, with a smug expression on his face.
"Hey, I get to introduce myself first!" Ruff yelled, smaking her brother on the back of the head.
"No, I do!" Tuffnut yelled, rubbing the sore spot where Ruffnut had hit him.
"No, I do!" Ruffnut countered back.
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
As they argued, Mary Penelope and Silkmouse rolled their eyes. This was taking way longer than it should have.
"I do, you piece of dragon dung!"
"It's my turn you rat-eating troll!"
"No way, you did it last time! I get to do it this time!"
The twins continued to argue as Silkmouse and Mary looked on. They exchanged a glance. No wonder the twins' friends got so annoyed with them! Their arguments could go on forever!
"Um, guys." Mary put in. "We already know who you are, you don't need to argue about it. In fact we probably should introuduce ourselves."
The twins stopped fighting. "Uh okay, so who are you?" Ruff asked, a little confused.
"Mary Penelope." Mary told them.
"Silkmouse." Silkmouse said. "And of course, you are Ruffnut and Tuffnut Thorston, riders of Bluffnut the Zippleback, two of the six heroes of Berk. You're always fighting and competing against each other. You love each other, as brothers and sisters do, but you show each other this through violence, like most Vikings."
"Hey, Tuff where's your so-called 'birthmark'?" Mary made quotations in the air for birthmark.
"Right here." Tuffnut gestured to spot above his left hip "It's a real birthmark! See!"
The two girls looked at the mark. It was a pale shape of a Nightmare. It could not have looked any faker than it did. "It is, so fake." Mary told Silkmouse.
"See? My bro's a big liar." Ruff laughed, glad someone saw through her brother's charade.
"What? I am not!" Tuff replied, lowering his vest again.
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!" Tuffnut yelled, jumping on his sister.
Mary sighed and Silkmouse just shook her head, as they watched the twins wrestle with each other. They went over to the Zippleback and started to pet it, waiting for the fight to be over.
*A Half An Hour Later*
Ruffnut finally pinned her brother, and finished the fight.
"So, Ruff," Silkmouse jumped right in, wanting to get this done before they could start fighting again. "What do you think of Fishlegs?"
Tuffnut laughed as Ruff's face slowly turned red. "'Le- 'Legs? Um, nothing much. I - I mean, he's cute and stuff, I guess. I mean... Ugh."
"Uh huh... Alright." Mary quickly finished writing in her notebook. "Um, hey Silkmouse, we better go."
"Yeah." Silkmouse agreed. "See you later guys!"
And thus, the two girls turned and walked off.
"The twins looked at eah other, and then back at Silkmouse and Mary. "Well," said Ruff.
"That was weird" Tuff finished, as they watched the two walk away.
Alright, we're done! Hopefully next week will be better guys. And sorry again!
We need to figure out who to freak out next though. Who do 'ya' think: Stoic or Gobber?
Penelope, over and out!