*edit- the convo is an old one, since I wrote this a week ago… the thing about me being well rested is (right now) a lie.
Me: Yes! Welcome back! ninth story FOR THE WIN!
IAJ- I'm surprised they're back… I wasn't even in the last one.
Me: That is because I have been well rested and you do not exist if this is so! ONWARDS WITH THE STORY!
Warning: Sakura is in this one. I KNOW. I didn't want to either, but the muse was calling. She actually wanted to say a few SELECT words to the people who weren't reviewing, but I told her to maybe hold out until tomorrow, and if I didn't have ten reviews by then, I would let her talk to YOU the readers. And believe me, she can be bitchy. Wow. That was a long warning…
I don't own Naruto.
Or a nose ring… hopefully soon.
Boat.
Boats were the bane of her existence.
She HATED them.
They whipped her hair up and threw it around ten thousand different ways.
They rocked back and forth, splashing water on the deck and causing her to spew her guts in front of the hottest guy alive.
Sasuke.
But there he was, comforting Naruto, who had recently also dumped the contents of his stomach over the side of the boat.
Sasuke was rubbing Naruto's back in small circles gingerly, occasionally whispering into Naruto's ear.
"It's okay, you'll be fine."
"Ugh. I feel AWFUL, Teme." Naruto complained to the boy who was quite aware of the current thoughts of the blonde kid next to him.
"Do you want a towel or a pillow or do you want to lie down or something?" Sasuke asked; worry coating his voice as he led the blonde down, into the bowels of the boat.
Sakura cringed.
What was UP with those two.
They acted like lovers, or something.
Maybe if she just took a peek… It's not like they were doing that kind of thing…right? Oh, great. Now she was worried. Sasuke wasn't that type of guy. Just because he cared about Naruto more than her…and if maybe Sasuke was comforting that infuriating blonde over her…that didn't mean that Naruto and him had a thing going on…did it? Sure, Sakura might be a little ditsy sometimes and she might hang all over Sasuke whenever they were out in public… but it's not like anyone didn't know that Sakura was crushing on the hottest guy in Kohona. Because, honestly, who wasn't? Ino had tried her hand at seducing the dark boy, but even she was no match to a straight 'Get the FUCK away from me' look that he had thrown to all the girls who had gotten within ten feet of his personal bubble. So WAS he playing for the other team? She had to find out. The cabin door is open and-
"Hey."
Her thoughts were interrupted as her fellow teammate emergaed from the door
"EEEP!" Sakura screamed as she fumbled backwards and sat flat on her butt.
Damn, Sakura thought. That guy is fast.
Sasuke stood above Saukra glaring down at her. If looks could kill she would be dead… ten times over.
"Is there a reason that you're eyes are glazed over and you're making 'hmm, hmmmmmmmm' sounds and staring at the cabin door? Cause I can't think of one."
Sasuke stared at her dead on. She was thinking about Naruto and him, wasn't she? It was apparent on her stupid pink face that she thought something was up. How could he remedy this situation?
"Well I was just…um, um…yah know…uh actually I was-"
She was cut off as Sasuke's hard calloused lips smashed against her open mouth.
Did I say lips? I meant fist.
She toppled over the side of the boat, a small splash in the water at forty knots.
Ah. Sweet peace.
Me: Heh. You guys were worried, weren't you?
IAJ- I hate her.
Me: You and me both, sister. That chick is ANNOYING. Someone did a terrible job with that character. It's so hard for me to like her, except when fanfiction is involved, only then can I deal with her. As long as she doesn't think for too long. That small rantwas me kind of ripping on her character.
IAJ- Can she not be in anymore stories?
Me: Actually, I'm gonna be continuing this one as from Naruto's POV. But after that, YEP! Aren't you gonna kill her off in your next one?
IAAJ- That sounds like a plan.
Me&IAJ:- *Shakes hands* Review. {}.#.{}