Me: 'Ello! I've missed you guys! I'm sorry! I just had exams and stuff on. My life has been really hectic right now! But look who's back!
Yami: Oh I'm ecstatic to be back pal...
Yugi: Yay! (looks at Yami) I mean... uh yeah, whatever.
Yami: We were stuck in that cupboard for too long girly, and you need to pay!
Me: N-No! Don't hurt me! I tell you what! You can do the disclaimer! Yeah! Go!
Yami: RedScarfLuxio does not own Me, or Yugi, or any character in Yugioh at all.
Yugi: Or in Ouran High School Host Club!
Me: You're gonna ruin it! Grr... Anyhoo, enjoy chapter 5!
My parents were not best pleased when they finally arrived. My dad especially not. He was purple in the face, and gave me a 20 minute lecture on how this kind of thing was never tolerated when he was a boy, which in my opinion didn't matter, because he was a boy about 500 years ago. (seriously, my dad is really old.)
But then the dreaded moment came, when another satsuma orange assistant escorted us into the office.
I fondly nicknamed it "The cesspool of a doctor-dom", but it was really very clean. And white, like the hall. A middle aged man with dark hair and round glasses sat at a large mahogany desk, with lots of files strewn across it, and irritating ocean wave music playing on a ghetto-blaster in the background. He looked up and smiled. That was the worst bit. He had (again) perfect teeth.
"Hey there, dude," He drawled, as if trying to win me over with his cool teenage slang. I said nothing. He obviously caught onto the fact that his slang didn't work, and reverted to normal speech. "Sit down. My name is Doctor Mitchell. You can call me Dr. Mitch if it helps."
"What about b..." Yugi began, but Yami glowered at him.
"You must be Alice?"
"No." I frowned.
"You're not an Ouran High School one?" The doctor looked puzzled, but then brightened. "Oh sorry, wrong sheet." He leafed through the sheets. "Jennifer?"
My parents nodded. I looked at the boys. Yami was floating beside me as if he were sitting in an invisible chair, arms crossed and legs folded. Yugi was sitting cross-legged next to him.
"Now tell me Jenna...You do prefer Jenna don't you? Anyway, tell me, who is your friend?"
"What?" I replied. Dr. Mitch gave another irritating smile.
"Don't play games with me girl."
"I'm sorry, Jenna can be very stubborn." My mother apologised. "Tell the man what he wants to know."
"But I don't know what he wants to know!" I retorted. Dr. Mitch sighed.
"Maybe your parents will have more information. Mr and Mrs Williams, is your daughter familiar with the series 'YU-GI-OH!'?" He punctuated the title in the same way it was written.
"Is she ever!" My father laughed. "She has every piece of YU-GI-OH! Related tat in her room that you can imagine."
"A super fan..." The doctor mumbled, writing it down on a note pad. "And do you have any idea who her favourite character is? I would have said Bakura, since they look very alike, but we already have him."
The boys and I shot shocked looks at each other. What did he mean?
"It would have to be the main ones. She besotted with them."
"MUM!" I complained. The doctor stopped writing and looked up.
"Which main character?" He pressed.
"She's never been able to choose. Always both of them."
The doctor looked at me. "Jenna... Who is standing next to you?"
"What! Can you see them!" I yelped. Yami and Yugi stood us simultaneously in horror.
"Who are you're friends!" The doctor screamed.
"I don't..." I burst into a new flood of tears.
"Are Yami and Yugi standing next to you!" He yelled.
"YES! OK, YES THEY ARE! HAPPY NOW!" I sobbed. Yami placed his hand on my shoulder.
The doctor sighed,and finished writing on his note pad. He then looked up at my parents.
"Mr and Mrs Williams, I am sorry to inform you that your daughter has ABC."
"ABC?" My parent echoed.
"ABC. Animanga Brain-al Collision. One of the most common disorders in teenagers today. And," He said gravely. "Jenna here has one of the worst cases to date."
Me: Yay another epic Cliff hanger! This chapter was gonna be layed out different, but hey... Anyway! It Christmas Holidays! (Well for me, cos I broke up on the 17th! ) So have a Happy Christmas all who celebrate it! And if you review, you get a biscuit in the shape of Yami's head!
Yami: Say what now! Who made my head into a biscuit?
Me: Bye bye now!