Enjoy another chapter of the randomness!
Jack was examining his jar of dirt from Tia Dalma. Then a random mermaid came out of the sea and screamed, except it screamed in Mermish. But then it realized it wasn't in Harry Potter so it started speaking English and said, "The jar of dirt is used to repel Davy Jones!" Then Jack said, "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Then Jack realized he was referring to someone else as "Captain" so he shut up. He also realized that expression wasn't invented yet. Then a cannon became alive and told Jack, "Davy Jones is right over there!" Except it was lying and it was actually Beckett. Then Beckett started yelling that he didn't have a girlfriend. So Jack told him to shut up and get one. Then a girl appeared, except it was Davy Jones in disguise, so then Beckett found himself making out with Davy Jones. But then everything exploded and everyone died. Then Will's ghost asked, "Why did I let Butterfly take over the series?"
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