Friday 9th of August.
Calories: TOO MUCH!
Cigarettes: 29 (Wth?)
Weight: FAT!
Alcohol Units: 4.
2:29pm
Dear diary
I did not get the job. Very disappointed with myself.
I spilt hot cup of coffee over the photographer, but it wasn't my fault!
Well. Lawrence has just called from work.
3 hours left to pack. I just got out of the shower! Have to get ready and pack? Not enough time. Hmm…. What do I need?
Romantic weekend in Paris
-Lots of sexy underwear
-Socks
-Money and bankcard
-Boots and sports shoes
-Five shirts at least
-Three pairs of trousers at least
-Three jackets at least
-Coat
-Scarf
-Gloves
-Diary, of course, dumbfuck!
-Pen, to write it with!
-Camera
-film
-lenses
-Hair-dryer
-Peanut butter?
-Toothbrush
-toothpaste
-face-wash.
-Clearasil
-Towel
-Shampoo
-conditioner
-fluffy slippers
Ha! Who says that I need you mum? Hahahahahaaaaa.
3:23pm
I have a problem. Aah! Passport! Where did I put yoooou?
3:42pm
How did it get under the toaster?