A/N – Rawr. Chapter. Read. Criticize. Rage. Troll Physics.

Today was a nice day. The birds where chirping, the wind was breezing, the sun was shining, and what was I doing? Sulking inside, that's what. I had asked Rainbow Dash about how often it rained here, and she had said once a month, during the spring and summer. For lack of a better phrase, I was disappoint. I LOVE the rain, and the sun is my worst enemy. I enjoyed the look of the grey, cloudy sky as it was raining, the smell in the air, and the sound of raindrops hitting the roof. Needless to say, I was upset.

However there was one very good upside. The day/night cycle was almost exactly half and half. I enjoyed the night. It was far prettier than on Earth. I chalked it up to the lack of severe light pollution. I guess you could say I was a nocturnal kind of guy.

*knock, knock, knock*

"Shadow, would you get that please? I need to make sure Angel Bunny eats his food."

"Sure thing 'Shy." She blushed a little at this. I just snickered a little.

Opening the door, I was surprised to see Princess Luna.

"Hello. Art thou the one called Shadow Fyre?"

I bowed and said, "Yes, Your Majesty."

"Come with me, please. I wish to converse with thee in private on behalf of mine sister."

"As you wish, Princess."

"As thou can see, we know all about thyself. We trust nothing of thy past shalt be revealed?"

"Nothing. I hadn't planned to divulge anything about it unless absolutely necessary. I simply want to put it behind me and move on to something better. Besides, the corruption of my world was not meant to reach to here. If I can help it, I won't let it set foot in Equestria."

"Then it looks as though our work here is done. Good day, Shadow Fyre."

"Wait Princess Luna, I want to say one last thing. I really appreciate your nights. They are by far the most beautiful creations I have ever seen. They have earned you the title of My Favorite Princess in my book."

"I am favorite?"

"Indeed." She smiled at this.

After the talk with Princess Luna, I decided now was as good a time as any to find a job. Luckily enough for me, Fluttershy said that all the listings of available jobs were on a corkboard outside the Town Hall. While looking at the listings, one caught my eye. It was a listing for a DJ assistant. I quickly snagged it from the board and made off towards the address. Soon I was standing in front of P0N-3 Production Studios. I couldn't believe my luck. Here I was standing, on the verge of having the chance to work for THE most celebrated pony DJ on Earth. I was psyched.

I cantered up to the front door of the small brick building. When I knocked on the door I heard a voice from inside yell "Coming!" and the sound of hooves on a wooden floor soon followed. The door opened and revealed a white unicorn mare with a two-tone electric blue mane and tail, purple shades upon her snout.

"Hello ma'am, my name is Shadow Fyre, and I'm here about the opening for a DJ assistant. Is the job still available?"

"You bet your sexy piece of flank it is. Name's Vinyl Scratch, but you can just call me Vinyl. Job's yours if you want it." She said, grinning like a madmare.

"Sexy? Aw screw thinkin' about it, I'll take it. What does the job entail exactly?"

"The usual. Lugging around and setting up equipment, checking to make sure things are right, that kind of stuff. Your pay will be 30% of what we make at a gig. In case you're wondering, 30% is usually around 900 bits. We usually have a gig every other week. I'll inform you a day or two in advance when we have one."

"Sounds good to me!" I grinned like a madstallion. She chuckled at my display.

"I can tell you're just as crazy as I am. We might have to have some 'fun' sometime."

"If by 'fun' you mean pranks."

"Yeah, of course!" I think I may have heard a little disappointment, which led me to think of two possibilities. Either she wants to rape me, or Fluttershy may be getting some competition. Or both. Oh well, I'd check by the Library later for dating and marriage laws before it turns into anything. I said goodbye to Vinyl and started heading home to Fluttershy's.

A/N – Holy crap! A fourth chapter rears its ugly head in this runaway train! Anyway, I'm running out of creative ideas to write about for this fiction. PM me your ideas! I'll take them into consideration and decide if they fit into what I want this to be in the end. Well? Don't be shy! I'll accept all submissions of ideas! Even that crappy one about your watermelon that you can't help but think about right now.

P.S. – Go and listen to RE: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton.

P.P.S – P. is fun.

P.P.P.S. – Code Lyoko and High School of the Dead are the two best animes ever.