"Hello happy viewers! Welcome back to another episode of our favourite show. Last episode we had challenges based on Bakuman, wherein we brought back the awake-a-thon! The last nine campers had to draw their own manga and it was harshly judged by their fellow Team Leaders. In the end, Dakota had to walk the dock of shame. Second. Again! Sit down happily for another episode of:
TOTAL
DRAMA
MANGA!"
same theme plays: mixture of both themes
A sudden ringing was heard throughout the camp. Each and every camper was fiercely awoken by the noise. During the night, Chris and Chef had put special watches on 8 campers of each team.
"Wah! What the? A watch?" asked Harold quizzically, staring at his wrist.
"Ehuhuhuh! I got one too. But why is yours different?" asked Sam, looking disappointed and walking for the door.
"Only campers wearing watches report to the campfire grounds!" Chris' voice stated from all of the watches.
After all the campers with watches had stood around the campfire ground, much talking arose.
"Mine looks better than any of yours!" yelled Heather, taunting Owen.
"So? I bet mine's more important!" he replied angrily, grabbing his wrist and holding it close.
"Why didn't Duncan get one? They have no sense." sighed Gwen, holding her chin in her hands.
"Hahaha! Miss your boyfriend?" taunted Heather.
"How's Ezekiel doin'?" Gwen taunted in reply, walking away towards Bridgette.
"W…what?" she stuttered, shaking her head.
"Campers!" yelled Chris from the podium, looking over the aforementioned group. "Stand with your Team please!"
The campers did as they were told, which caused one or two campers to fall on their butts, caused by the pushing and shoving.
"You may have noticed that there are three types of watches." Chris called over the campers. "We'll call them Boss Watches, Leader Watches and Lackey Watches. The leader watches are owned by Cody, Harold and Noah. Please move to the front of the groups."
Noah would have walked up with ease if Heather hadn't tripped him into the sand.
"Bitch!" he yelled, getting up and dusting off. She giggled, hiding back into the group.
"Now, today's challenges are vaguely based off of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Otherwise known as Home Tutor Hitman Reborn! The latest arc of which is having it's Representative Battle! This challenge will be based off of that. We have less teams so we have more people per team. You will each be handed a weapon…" Chris smiled, ushering Chef out from the shrubbery. "and you will try to destroy the watches of another team. One of the me's in another dimension gave me the idea."
"There's more than one Chris? Oh the horror!" Izzy whispered, causing laughs from her group. Chris eyed them carefully.
"You will each be able to communicate through the watches, but it won't be a direct line. You can all hear it. Once the Leader is gone, you're all gone! No second chances. Now, come up and collect your coupons for weapons!" he smiled, ushering the campers.
"A sniper rifle? Again? Yes!" cheered Noah, getting his coupon first. He went to join the rest of his team. "What did you guys get?"
"A pack of three swords." sighed Heather, stomping her foot angrily and scrunching the coupon in her fist.
"A…weird glove thing." said Dawn questioningly.
"A stick!" yelled Trent furiously.
"A baseball bat! Sha-blam!" cheered Lightning, throwing his fist into the air.
"A pitchfork. Now I'm hungry…" sighed Owen.
"Scythe! I am the reaper! Hahaha!" laughed Izzy, wielding her coupon.
"A…boomerang? What's dis meant ta do?" huffed Anne Maria. She, too, stomped her foot into the ground, much to Heather's displeasure.
Cody joined his group after reading his weapon: a whip.
"What did her give you guys?" he asked, scratching his head and showing his coupon.
"A big Japanese fan…" sighed Bridgette emphasising her neutrality.
"Boxing Gloves." said Sadie.
"A sword!" smiled Leshawna, her weapon reminding her of Harold.
"A bag of shurikens! Star shaped!" Cameron squeaked.
"A bow and some arrows." commented Zoey.
"A dumbbell. Perfect!" Eva cheered angrily.
"A mirror? What the hell?" Tyler scoffed, hiding the coupon.
"Seems like a good range of weapons. This'll be simple." commented Cody.
Harold joined his team and cheered instantly.
"A dual sided katana! Yes!" he pumped his fists rapidly.
"Steel toed boots…aww, they'll hurt my feet…" Katie drooped, leaning over.
"A…brick? Is this Chris' way of taunting me?" questioned Justin, looking carefully at his weapon.
"A guitar? What the hell? That's not a weapon!" yelled Mike.
"It beats my broom, any day…" Brick sighed.
"A bag of rockth? What?" commented Beth, shaking her coupon wildly.
"I have…an arm cannon? What is this, some weird Japanese shit?" Gwen scoffed, before realising what she said and face palming.
"I love these weapons! Awesome!" Harold cheered in his normal, wheezy voice.
"Uh, guys…I got a card that says 'Touch of God'. What's that mean?" asked Sam, scratching his chin.
"Oh, that's a good one! If you can touch another camper's forehead during the game, they are instantly gone! We ran out of ideas!" Chris smirked.
Confessional Cam: Sam
"Really? I've gotta say Chris, that's a pretty good handicap on such an OP'd power. Ehuhu!"
Confessional Cam: Heather
"That nerd gets an awesome power and all I get is a group of stupid swords! What am I meant to do, put one in my mouth or something? I hate this stupid show!"
"You each have half an hour to run to random parts of the island and prepare. A buzzer will sound on each of your watches when the half hour is up. Now go!" shouted Chris, each camper running wildly.
Noah ushered for his team to go towards the dock of shame, and they followed reluctantly.
"Okay, we don't have a plan yet. Any ideas?" asked Noah, turning to his team when they reached the dock.
"How about we just give up now! That nerd has an instant kill thing! How are we supposed to beat that?" yelled Heather, furiously stomping towards the edge of the dock and sitting down.
"Before we begin, can I try out my weapon? A glove doesn't seem very good." sighed Dawn, putting on her glove and holding it towards Heather.
"No don't!" yelled Noah trying to get to the glove in time, but he didn't make it. A huge blast shot from the glove and smacked Heather into the water.
"What the hell?" she screamed.
"Oops…" apologized Dawn.
"That's Tsuna's weapon in KHR. It shots your will. Watch it from now on…" sighed Noah, smacking Dawn's hand lower.
"Guys, what if I light the ends of my stick on fire! That'd look pretty sweet AND wouldn't be a bad weapon." smiled Trent. He reached for some rocks he found and started swiping them together.
"That's fine, it'd work better. Now Dawn, I want you to hide in a tree and strike anyone you can. Aim for the watch, or give off warnings when they're near. Heather, you have to run after the others Actually fight. Be like Zoro and put one of your swords in your mouth. Do random actions and try not to get eliminated. Lightning, you're good at sports, whack rocks at the opponents. Knock them over or try to hit the watches,, your choice, just incapacitate them." said Noah.
"Inca-wha?" asked Lightning stupidly. Noah scrunched in between his eyes.
"Stop them…ugh. Owen, guard Heather. Whack or jab, choose. Anne Maria, do you know how to use a boomerang?"
"Dis thing? No way! I ain't too hip with American weapons." she smirked, throwing it to the ground.
"They're Australian…ugh! Lightning and Anne Maria, stand guard in front of the dock. Try not to get hit. Izzy, go wild. Just DON'T kill!"
"Aww. You ruin the fun of having a scythe!" she smiled, swinging it threateningly at Heather, who was wringing herself off.
"What are YOU going to do, oh LEADER?" Heather said condescendingly.
"I have a sniper rifle, I'll stay here and shoot. I have GREAT hand eye coordination." he smiled.
The watches of the group chimed, and the match had begun.
Heather sighed and ran off, putting a sword into her mouth uncomfortably. Dawn climbed a tree behind the cabin's and Anne Maria joined Lightning in standing near the dock. Izzy was gone suddenly and Owen trudged off slowly. Trent was twirling his stick of flaming death in the air and screaming strange battle cries, running across the beach. Noah raised the scope to his eye level.
"Game on." he smirked.
"Stay back here. This will be our base of control." Harold whispered backwards to his group as the other groups walked off in different directions.
"Ugh…this is gonna be fun, I can tell…" Gwen groaned, leaning far backwards off of her log and hitting the ground beneath.
"So what's the plan? Go where you suit best?" asked Mike.
"Yeah." Harold wheezed in reply. "Our competition doesn't look bad. Noah's team has Lightning, Heather and Anne Maria. They weren't the smartest, and Cody's team has Tyler and-"
"They have Eva too. We'll get our asses kicked into oblivion!" Justin yelled, holding his brick and shaking it in the air. The real Brick just walked past them, sweeping dirt away and whistling the theme song.
"Yeah, I don't feel like having my head cracked in. Eva's weapon might be a sledgehammer! That wouldn't be pretty for anyone!" Gwen yelled, throwing her arm cannon backwards and having it roll down and hit her head.
"Actually, it's worse. It's a dumbbell. I try not to use my ears, so they're pretty sensitive. Useful weapons!" smiled Justin seductively.
"Tho we're gonna die? I haven't even had my firtht kith…" sighed Beth.
"I could-" Justin mumbled under is breath.
"What wath that?" asked Beth innocently.
"Nothing…" Justin turned away quickly.
Confessional Cam: Justin
"Woah, woah, woah! Brain, what was that? We're meant to be a team here! Don't lie like that!" He smiled and ran out of the Confessional Outhouse quickly.
"Well, we're all smart people, Justin and Gwen. We could probably all use our weapons to block a stupid dumbbell." laughed Sam, putting his game away for once.
"I could probably use Vito to help me. But if I run into Anne Maria I don't know what could happen…" Mike mentioned.
"And what if I see Sadie? I don't wanna hurt her!" yelled Katie.
"Then stay in pairs! If I go, we all go, so there'll be one team of two and two teams of three." sighed Harold.
"I have a one off weapon, so Vito will run after using it…actually, knowing Vito he'd probably try to kick their ass anyway." laughed Mike, holding his guitar over his shoulder like a digger and his shovel.
"It's not too easy to walk in these boots, so I'll just whack them with them! He never said I had to wear them!" smiled Katie.
"And I'll…throw my brick and run. Brick, you're with me!" Justin commanded.
"What?" blubbered Brick, stopping his sweeping.
"You'll protect me and smack enemies after my Brick is gone. You'll be my backup Brick. Hahaha!" he laughed back.
"Can I go with Justin and Brick? I want them to hit them to the ground so I can put my finger on their head. A great plan! Pin and win! Ehuhuhuh!" Sam laughed.
"Okay. Brick, Justin and Sam are on one team, I'm with Gwen, which leaves Katie with Beth and Mike." Harold commanded, just in time as the watches buzzed.
Beth ran ahead with her rock bag, flipping one in her hand. Mike ripped his shirt off and Vito ran after Beth. Katie ran after the two as fast as she could, holding her heavy boots in her hands. Sam spoke with Justin as Justin put his brick in his abnormally large pocket. Brick swept their prints away.
Gwen grabbed her arm cannon and read the instructions quickly, while Harold took a strange pose and held his two sided katana behind his back.
"It's go time!" he hissed with a grin.
"Let's head over to the jumping point. That'll be our base!" Cody called to his team when they were deep enough in the woods.
"I'm glad I'm not the only one out here. I'd hate that." smiled Bridgette.
"Mmhmm! You got that right, girl. We wouldn't ditch you out here. I'll go with you and kick some enemy ass." smiled Leshawna, holding her sword high.
"That sounds good!" Bridgette smiled back, holding her fan and meeting the side of Leshawna's sword.
"Bridgette, if I were youI'd use my fan to blow sticks and rocks at the enemy, and to 'summon' a dirt camouflage in times of need." smiled Cody, turning to Leshawna. "You should try to parry enemy strikes and go for their stomach. It's not a real sword, so it shouldn't hurt."
"You put a lot of thought into this, didn't you Cody? How about me?" asked Zoey, smiling admirably at the brunette boy.
"You used a bow and arrow near the end of last season, so you'll be fine. Try to sharp shoot. It'll be easier than trying to hit an apple with a tank. Now, Sadie-" he was cut off.
"What if I run into Katie! I can't hit her!" screamed Sadie, accidentally whacking Cody. "Oops."
"That hurt…ugh!" Cody groaned. "If you run into Katie, she won't hit you either. Run from her. Now, Tyler, try blinding the enemies. Shine it into their eyes, but watch out for glasses. You might blind yourself, and we all know about you and Murphy's Law." smiled Cody,
"What's that?" asked Tyler, dropping his mirror.
"Anything bad that can happen, will happen." Cameron commented.
"Oh, that sounds right. Blinding the enemy won't help much. I need a partner or something to hit them while their down." Tyler smiled.
"I'll do it. I won't screw it up. It's just a dumbbell, how much can it hurt?" asked Eva calmly.
"Ask my foot, he'll tell you what a LOT feel like." Cody laughed scared. Eva laughed too, much to Cody's surprise.
"Don't worry, I'll work something out. I know my way around weapons." smiled Cameron, holding his bag of shurikens high.
"Eva, could you also use the opponents fear of you against them? Your change takes a bit to get used to." asked Cody.
"I'd like nothing more!" she smiled in reply, saluting.
The teams watches buzzed and they jumped at the noise.
Tyler and Eva ran down the hill, Tyler tripping and rolling down. Eva picked him up and carried him the rest of the way. Zoey rubbed lines of mud underneath her eyes and jumped off, very flexibly. Cameron ran quickly behind a nearby tree, then checked if the coast was clear before running forward more. Sadie put her gloves on, punched her fists together and ran screaming. Bridgette high-fived Leshawna and they spoke quietly while walking hastily down the hill and surprisingly not tripping. Cody wrapped the whip around his hand and ran quickly down the while.
"Let's play." he grinned.
"This'll be good, I can tell." smiled Lara, watching the screens in the camera room.
"I hope fat-boy wins. Only one who appreciates mah cookin'." grumbled Chef, taking a large sip of his drink.
"I don't care who wins, it's good TV!" laughed Chris, taking some popcorn.
"Go Cody!" yelled Lara.
"Go fat-boy!" yelled Chef.
"Go Izzy. Try to wound them. It'll get us some donation money!" Chris grinned.
"Take this! And that! Hyah!" yelled Izzy, swiping at a tree. The tree was almost cut right through.
"So…do we attack or…what?" whispered Gwen to Harold.
"Be quiet, we can't let her know we're here. We just need to-"
"I can hear you!" screamed Izzy, jumping and swiping into the bush that the two were in.
"Argh!" screamed Harold, parrying her blow and striking her in the chest.
"Woah, nice skills!" Izzy smiled, recovering from the blow and going for a side strike.
"Years of practice!" Harold laughed, blocking her hit and kicking at Izzy's leg. It fell to the ground, making Izzy stumble just log enough for Harold to whack her shoulder. Her weapon fell, and she screamed before blocking Harold's next blow with her other hand and jump kicking Harold's face. Izzy picked her weapon back up and prepared to get Harold's watch, until she was blasted backwards into a tree.
"What the-?" she mumbled, dropping her weapon.
"Let's run, quick!" Gwen yelled, grabbing Harold's arm and dragging him away.
"Izzy will get you! Count on that!" she screamed, falling from the tree.
"So…you like the weapon?" asked Harold between deep breaths.
"I love it. IZZY was in pain! That's something!" she cackled, before falling to the ground in breathlessness.
"Watch out, white girl!" Leshawna yelled, pulling Bridgette away and smacking Anne Maria's poof.
"Watch da poof, sista!" yelled Anne Maria, whacking Leshawna with her boomerang.
"Ow. That's NOT how you do it!" she yelled back, kicking Anne Maria's foot from under her and doing a quick jab in the stomach, before doing another in the face.
"Mah face! That's it!" Anne Maria screamed, throwing her boomerang behind her and kicking Leshawna's stomach. She followed with an elbow to neck.
Leshawna got up just in time to dodge the boomerang coming back, and it hit Bridgette in the nose.
"Ooh, sorry girl!" winced Leshawna, grabbing her sword back and doing a low sweeping slice. Anne Maria's feet came out from under her again. Just as Leshawna's sword was to hit Anne Maria's watch, her own exploded in a splash of orange paint.
"What the-?" asked Leshawna, dropping her weapon and looking around. Noah was smiling from behind his rifle. Anne Maria jumped back up and ran at Bridgette, but Bridgette grabbed the boomerang from the ground and threw it at Noah. I flew straight at the ground and snapped.
"Dat was mine!" yelled Anne Maria, lunging at Bridgette. She almost got her watch, but Bridgette held her other fist out just in time for Anne Maria's face to smack into it. She was knocked out cold, and Bridgette was about to deal the final blow, but remembered Noah. She outstretched her fan and blew it in the direction Noah was in. Luckily, it blew the paintball straight out of the air and threw it back at Noah. Noah screamed when it hit him in the forehead and he dropped his weapon. Bridgette smashed Anne Maria's watch and ran at Noah on the dock. She almost got there, but the dock broke right underneath the both of them. They both landed with a splash. Noah struggled to grab his weapon underwater, but his movements were slowed.
He almost screamed when Bridgette prepared to slice her fan across, but realized that the water made her movements slower too. He swam to the surface with his weapon and flapped about on the beach for a bit before running a bit and looking back. He prepared his rifle, but Bridgette was still swimming to the surface. He shot a paintball at her head when it finally showed from the water, and she fell back in. Noah cackled and ran behind the cabins to get Dawn's help.
"Get away, get away!" screamed Sam, not being able to get near the black haired girl. She started doing very strange poses and slicing the branches around her.
"Make mat!" yelled Heather, muffled by the sword in her mouth. "Cam't get mear me!"
"Please stop! Justin, Brick, help!" yelled Sam louder, trying to alert his fellow team mates who were no where to be seen.
"Stop screamim!" yelled Heather, trying to block her ears with her shoulders. Sam's shirt was sliced in half across the middle, showing his large stomach.
"Gross!" yelled Heather, falling backwards, holding two swords in the air.
"Hyah!" yelled Justin, throwing his brick. It smacked Heather in the face, and she was temporarily stunned. Brick jumped out from the bushes and smacked Heather with his broom over and over. She was flinching from every hit.
"Stop! Hit her watch!" yelled Justin, trying not to get close to the crazy soldier.
"Okay!" he yelled, preparing to strike. Suddenly, something wrapped around his watch and shattered it. When looking around for what it was, he spotted Cody running away.
"You owe me for this, Heather!" he yelled over his shoulder, whipping at branches and knocking them down behind him."Bubluh!" she mumbled, having the three men chase after the scrawnier boy. She saw stars and all of her swords were next to her.
"Did you get her forehead?" Justin asked Sam, running after Cody.
"Wha-no! I forgot!" he yelled in dismay, stopping and turning back. She was gone, and two of her three swords were missing.
"Damn it Sam! That was our chance to take out a boss!" yelled Brick, running at Justin's pace.
"You can't do anything anymore, just go back to the cabin's! I need my brick!" yelled Justin out of breath.
The three stopped when Cody was out of sight.
"Let's go back. Except for you! You need to get out of here!" yelled Justin, more puffed out than angry at the cadet.
They got back to the site, where there was a little bit of blood, a sword and a brick. No sign of Heather or the other two swords.
"Damn it! Where'd she go?" asked Sam.
"Don't worry." he sighed, picking up his brick. "She's too dazed to do anything."
Sam smiled and nodded.
"Let go, Heather! I need to get revenge!" yelled Izzy. Heather was latched onto the red head's leg and had her swords through her pants, ripping them. Izzy was dragging the girl along angrily, trying to get her to hit every tree along the way.
Suddenly, a bright light was shining Izzy in the eyes and before she knew it she was on the ground, bruised in the stomach.
"All right! Team Buff!" cheered Eva in the distance, high-fiving Tyler.
"Gubluh!" yelled Heather, throwing a rock from the ground.
"Heather's there too-gwah!" Tyler screamed, holding his broken mirror.
"Damn it Tyler! Now what do we do?" fumed Eva, fury in her eyes.
"We run!" Tyler screamed, running off.
"What from?" asked Eva, turning too late and getting hit in both shoulders by Heather. She was swinging her swords wildly in both hands, not hitting anything most of the time.
"Do you even know what you're doing?" asked Eva, trying to block all the strikes. She blocked with the wrong arm for one, and her watch was split.
"You-!" she stopped, getting smacked in the face and knocked out. The blowback knocked Heather backwards too.
"Gwablah!" she said in her dazed form, not even trying to talk words. Her swords dropped and she fell asleep.
"Thanks." smiled Izzy, dragging herself towards the black haired girl by the chin. "You helped a lot!" she blacked out.
"What'th happening?" screamed Beth, dodging another log.
"Hey, hey, ladies shouldn't scream in the presence of a champ!" smiled Vito. Katie and Beth both screamed into Vito's ears at once, making the buff boy's ears ring.
Another log swung down and the dodged it just in time.
"Sorry, Mike, but I need to win!" yelled Cameron from a tree, throwing another shuriken at another string, releasing another hard to dodge log.
"Hey, is that Cameron? Scrawny kid, how ya doin'?" smiled Vito into the trees above him.
"I'm fine. How about you?" replied Cameron, repeating the process.
"I've been better. Hey. Where's Anne Maria? I wanna…talk."
"I don't know. She's somewhere close, but I think she's out."
"Help! Help! They've gone nuts!" was heard through their watches. Cameron stopped launching shurikens.
"Cody? Is that you?" Cameron asked back into his watch.
"Cameron? Help!"
"I can't I'm…ah! Kinda busy!" yelled Cameron, punching a tired Beth down from his tree.
"This is more important! I might die!"
"What's happening?" he asked back, putting his shurikens down, knowing Beth, Vito and Katie could hear too.
"It's Izzy and Heather! They've teamed up and they're both going mad! Wah!"
"Cody!" Cameron yelled into the watch. There wasn't a response. "Noooo!"
"Yo, I'm really sorry for ya. We'll help ya, on one condition." smiled Vito slyly, somehow getting into the tree right behind Cameron.
"W-what?"
"You give up afterwards. Easy."
"You sure? Everyone on my team'll be going after Cody right now." Cameron replied, getting calmer.
"So? This deal's between you and me. Mano a mano." Vito leaned back, watching Beth take aim from below.
"That's not how you use that…" Cameron sighed, seeing Beth in Vito's hair reflection. He ducked down and the rock flew over his face, smashing Vito's watch on impact.
"What the-? Nooooo! You idiot! I can't take it anymore, Mike!" Vito yelled, gasping. "What the? How did I lose?"
"Beth hit you." Cameron smiled, jumping from branch to branch downwards.
"But Beth's on my team…?" he questioned. Cameron was already running off, Beth and Katie long gone.
"Man, this is boring…" Owen sighed, sitting under a tree.
"I know right…" came a voice from the other side of the tree. Owen jumped into alert mode and pulled out his pitchfork.
"Relax. I won't hurt you yet." replied Sadie, still calm and sitting down.
"You sure?" asked Owen. Sadie gave him a 'sit the fuck down!' face, and he obliged.
"I hate this game so far…I haven't encountered anyone, and from Cody's message earlier…"
"I know. I saw him run past, and he looked like he really needed help…" Sadie said.
"You saw him? What were Heather and Izzy like?"
"Crazy…er. Heather had two swords that were cutting down a path there-" she pointed to a large, wide path with broken trees surrounding it. "and Izzy had a scythe, doing the same to that path." another path was in the other direction, even more destroyed.
"It didn't help that I think they are both disoriented. They weren't even speaking words, just blubbering."
"Weird…wanna give up?" asked Owen, in all seriousness.
"Wha-?"
"I don't want to be here anymore, and it seems like you don't either. Wanna quit?"
"I'm no quitter. I'll make you a deal. We have a spar. If I win, you have to give up. If you win, we both give up. Deal?" asked Sadie, reaching her hand around the tree.
"That sounds fair!" Owen replied, shaking her hand and jumping from around the tree, his pitchfork extended.
"I'll have you know, I won't go easy on you. Fight!" yelled Sadie, punching her fists together.
Owen lunged his pitchfork at Sadie. She punched it out of the way and ran forward to gut punch him. He skidded backwards, holding his gut, and threw up on Sadie.
"Eeeww!" she screamed, trying to wipe it off, only to realise she had gloves on. She tried to pull them off, but it was too late. Owen smacked her upside the head, and she fell to the ground.
"Are you o-ARGH!" he yelled, getting a kick upside the chin by Sadie. The large girl jumped to her feet and punched him rapidly in the gut, before left hooking his jaw, uppercutting him and the smashing her fist into his gut again. She blew smoke off of her glove, doing all of that combo in a few seconds.
She walked up to him and stepped on his watch.
"Sorry, Owen…Wait until Katie hears what I did! EEEEEEEEE!" she shrieked, running off, forgetting she had puke on her.
Cody turned around to try to whip a sword from Heather's hand, but she whacked his whip out of the way and kept coming. He got worried and tried jumping backwards, but Izzy stopped him and whacked her scythe right next to his head.
"HELP!" he screamed, jumping up and running again.
A shuriken flew past Cody's head and almost hit Izzy, but her random scythe swinging knocked it right out of the air.
"Cameron! Thank god! Run to the other side of them, I'll go from here!"
"Will do! Hyah!" screamed Cameron, throwing shurikens at Heather as he ran past.
Heather, still dazed, fell to the ground and squirmed after one hit her forehead.
"Gwahbluh!" she wailed, hitting them back at him with amazing precision.
"Dawn! Help!" screamed Noah, running around the cabin and clawing at the truk of the tree she was in.
"What's up?" she asked nonchalantly, holding her head with her hand. Suddenly, she felt the tree she resided in shake, and saw Bridgette running around the cabin, anger on her face.
"That!" screamed Noah, flailing his arms in the air and running away, still holding his weapon. Dawn leapt from the tree and landed on Bridgette's back. The two tumbled over and Dawn jumped into a standing position, holding one hand out flat.
Bridgette jumped to her feet, struggling for balance. She swung the fan with force, blowing Dawn backwards into the cabin.
"You're dead!" screamed Bridgette, getting too into character. She swung the fan again and Dawn fell onto the ground in a heap. Bridgette, in her cockiness, walked off to look for Noah, forgetting about the watch.
"Not so fast." said Dawn, staring at Bridgette's back. Bridgette swung the closed fan over her head and tried to strike Dawn. As the fan neared Dawn, she disappeared in a flash of light and appeared behind Bridgette. She jabbed her in the stomach, sending the blonde to the ground.
"That's cheating!"
"Chris never said I couldn't." Dawn smirked, shrugging. She held her hand out again, and a large blast of light shot from the palm. Bridgette swung her fan in time to redirect the blast, and snapped to attention. She ran forward, gathering air as she moved and swung the fan at Dawn. As she did that, Dawn was shooting another light blast at the semi-vulnerable Bridgette.
They both flew in opposite directions after a loud smash was heard. Bridgette hit a tree trunk and collapsed in a daze, while Dawn hit the cabin's outside wall so hard that she smacked a large hole in it. As Bridgette looked down, she saw that her watch was smashed along the side, orange paint remnants along the cut. Dawn looked down to see her arm covered in debris. She moved the debris and her watch was smashed dead centre, an orange paint blob in it.
"Shit!" yelled Noah, taking the scope from his eyes and running towards the pair.
"Stop hitting me!" yelled Trent, parrying the bat with his flaming stick.
"Why should Lightnin' listen to you? Lightnin's in it to win it!" Lightning yelled in reply. Trent realised that he wasn't getting through and decided to run away. Lightning followed suit.
"I'm on your team! Stop trying to eliminate me!" Trent yelled, dodging a tree branch or two on his way away.
"Nice try, but Lightning isn't falling for it!" he yelled in reply, twirling his baseball bat in his hand and screaming.
"Help! Someone! Lightning's trying to kill me!" yelled Trent in despair, holding his watch to his mouth.
"Lightning's gonna get yo-" Lightning was cut off. Trent stopped and turned around slowly. Lightning was stopped in his tracks, staring in disbelief at the monster before him. The monster ran forward and punched Lightning square in the face, making him fly back onto the ground. A boar waiting patiently, staring at Trent. The boar was about as tall as Harold and was standing on its two back feet. It snorted, making dust come from its nostrils.
"Uhh…nice boar. Good boar." chuckled Trent nervously, taking a step back. The boar took a step forward at the same time. Trent repeated this process again, the boar too taking a step forward. Trent chuckled nervously before throwing his flaming stick at the beast. It grabbed it in the air and snapped it in two. It snorted dust again, before getting on all fours and charging at Trent. He tried to jump over it as it passed, but his pant leg got caught on its tusk and he was thrown onto the boar's back. The boar snuffed as it kept running, wildly flailing. Trent was screaming every second.
"What is this thing doing here!" he screamed at a nearby camera, before the boar ran into it and smashed it into pieces.
"I thought it'd be a little fun to add another creature to the mix. We have a bear, a shark with feet and I brought a little 'seal' of approval for DJ. Hehe." Chris chuckled, turned towards a camera.
"Man, that's messed up!" Chef yelled, taking a hand full of popcorn into his mouth. He turned to the seat next to him, only to see it empty.
"Hey, Chris, where'd the new girl go?"
"Huh? Oh, probably to the toilets or something. Don't worry. It'll be…wha-?" he jumped, seeing something on one of the screens.
"Lara? What are you doing-whah!" shrieked Cody, ducking under Izzy's scythe. It was a wonder how he hadn't gotten his watch broken yet. Cameron was almost out of shuriken, though many lay by Heather's ankles.
"Leb mee hidd joo, munkee!" squealed Heather, slashing wildly, ripping leaves and branches off of even distant trees. She seemed to have some sort of words forming.
Lara ran behind Heather and grabbed one of her arms. She was still swinging wildly with the other.
"Cameron, get her watch!" she yelled, trying to grab the other arm. Cameron ran forward to get Heather's watch, but he felt a large impact on the back of his head, knocking him into the dirt. Izzy had swung down on a vine and kicked his head.
"Ooh, that must've hurt!" laughed Izzy, stomping on his watch. Heather's watch fell to the ground; Lara having just removed it.
"You were normal…well, Izzy normal this whole time?" asked Cody, pulling out his whip.
"Sure was! Why? Was my acting good?" she smiled I reply, pulling her scythe out. Lara was no where to be seen.
Cody jumped up and whipped his weapon forward. It coiled around Izzy's ankle, and Cody's pulled in. Izzy flew through the air and started flailing while falling. Cody, having pulled the whip in his direction, was met with a face full of crazy. He fell to the ground and his whip rolled away. Izzy held the scythe up, and Cody imagined her to be the grim reaper. Cody, whimpered and held his hands to his face.
Izzy swung the scythe down and accidentally overshot it, hitting the ground next to his head. She stumbled over and fell onto Cody, locking lips with him accidentally. Cody was startled, before easing into it. Izzy wasn't retracting her head either.
"Tho what happened? Did you encounter anybody yet?" asked Beth, sitting on a log next to Katie.
"Yeah, we saw Izzy, but we ran for it. She would've kicked our buts, and I don't want to let our team down…" sighed Harold.
"It's okay, my butt would've been in as much risk as yours." smiled Gwen leaning against her log.
She played around with her arm cannon, trying to activate a few things that she couldn't get working yet.
"I haven't seen Sadie yet. It feels strange, but I want Sadie to be out of the game." Katie sighed. The three others gasped, Harold gasping so much he started hyperventilating.
"Nonono! Not like that! I just mean that if I'm here to win, Sadie might be a really big distraction. And we just started dating and all… I don't want to lose because I was distracted like an idiot…" Katie sighed, holding her head in her hands.
"I know what you mean. Duncan distracted me pretty big sometimes, even if I didn't show it. Trent did too back in TDA." Gwen leaned further back, holding her hand and cannon behind her head comfortably.
A loud roaring noise was heard by the group, followed by some screaming. Trent, still on the boar's back (though in a horse riding position now) ran by the group. He waved at them, before screaming more.
"What the heck was that?" asked Harold dumbfounded.
"I don't know…we should get going. It'd be too eathy if Ithy findth uth all in a group." said Beth, standing up and walking off.
"Well, bye then. Call us if you need anything!" called Gwen after Beth, Katie walking off behind her.
"They grow up so fast don't they?" smiled Harold. Gwen gave out a chuckle before walking away, grabbing Harold's hand.
"Where's Noah?" yelled Sadie, punching his thick head again.
"Lightning don't know, now please stop!" yelled Lightning, getting hit again. He sobbed quietly, before being hit again.
"Oh, you're useless!" she yelled, dropping him and punching his watch into oblivion.
"Now, who could I ask about Noah?" Sadie pondered, walking away from the crying Lightning. As she was deep in thought, she heard a loud grunting noise, and also two different screams. She raised her head and saw Trent riding a boar coming at her from the left and Tyler screaming in fear coming at her right. She took a step backwards and waited a few seconds until the collided, Trent flying off of the boar and onto the ground a distance away. She walked up to the dazed Trent.
"Hey, Trent, where's Noah?" she asked.
"Wh-wha-?" he mumbled, looking up at her.
"Where's Noah. I want to get your team gone easier."
"Uh…why would I tell you?" he asked, trying to get up. She pushed his head back down and rubbed it into the dirt.
"You'll tell me if you know what's good for you." she sneered angrily, lifting him up.
"He over-GYAH!" he screamed, having his pointing finger punched away forcefully.
"DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!" screamed Sadie. She grabbed Trent's feet and started spinning around rapidly. Trent was scared and saw nothing but fury in Sadie's eyes, reminiscent of Eva's old doings. She spun around faster and faster until she suddenly let go and Trent was sent flying deeper into the forest.
"AARRGGHH!" he screamed, flying away.
Sadie screamed a hefty battle cry before stomping and yelling away quickly, blind with rage, stomping on Tyler's watch as she went past.
"Are you girls okaARGH!" screamed Noah, having Trent land in his chest and blowing them both a fair distance back. Trent's watch smashed on the impact with the ground, and he was sore all over. He slowly opened his eyes to see Noah right under his face and felt something warm on his lips. He screamed, and jumped up in horror, but Noah didn't scream. He didn't get up. The warmth on Trent's lips was blood slowly trickling from Noah's head.
"Noah? Noah? Are you okay? NOAH?" Trent asked over and over, getting louder and more worried by the second. He didn't reply.
A dazed and slow moving Dawn and Bridgette walked over after hearing the crash.
"What's going on…Noah?" asked Dawn, getting to her knees and placing her worried and shaking hands on Noah's forehead.
"Oh crap!" she screamed, suddenly at full alert. "he's in trouble! We need to get him to the infirmary! Tell me what happened on the way!"
Dawn lifted Noah's feet and Trent lifted his torso and they ran carefully, but quickly to the infirmary. Bridgette trailed behind.
Sadie stomped off, still infuriated. She heard voices and that made her mad. She picked up a rock and threw it at the voices direction.
"Aah! That hurt!" Sadie heard Beth yell. She stomped off towards that direction and screamed.
"Oh, Sadie, it's just you…Sadie?" asked Katie, noticing something wrong with her girlfriend.
Sadie let out another horrific roar and started jumping around randomly.
"Sadie? Stop! What happened?" yelled Katie. Beth ducked under most of the punches, but got socked in the face by one and knocked out cold.
"Beth!" screamed Katie, seeing a fist coming at her too.
Sadie snapped out of her blind fury just in time to watch herself smack Katie in the side of the face. Hard.
"Oh y god…KATIE! ARE YOU OKAY? I'M SO SORRY!" Sadie cried, weeping into her gloves. She picked up Katie and Beth and started running to the infirmary.
Izzy lifted her head after what seemed like hours and saw Cody looking astonished up at her.
"Wow…Izzy wasn't expecting that…you're a good kisser!" she giggled. Cody replied with a cheeky smirk.
They both got up and walked off, trying not to look at each other. Both of their watches were intact, but they didn't seem to notice.
Zoey waited patiently. She'd heard what snipers were like in war, having to stay still for days sometimes. She hadn't seen a single soul the entire time. She sighed and kept her arrow at the ready. She kept hearing distant screaming, but she shrugged it all off. She'd set up some log traps and pitfalls just in case anybody crossed her path, but no one had yet.
"I suck at this game so far. I'd do much better if it were virtual." sighed Sam, talking to Gwen and Harold. "After Justin left, things have been boring as well. What I wouldn't do to play some Space Aliens IV right now…"
Zoey took this chance.
"Too easy…" she smirked to herself as she shot an arrow and set off one of the log traps. The trap almost hit Harold, but Sam jumped in the way just in time and got hit into Gwen, hitting the ground. As he got up, he realised that he was leaning on Gwen's face, and he quickly got up.
"Sorry about that. Ehuhuhuh!" chuckled Sam, helping up a dizzy Gwen. A fizzling noise was heard, Gwen's watch slipped right off of her wrist and powered down.
"What the-?" asked Gwen, refusing Sam's hand and getting up herself.
Harold, shocked, put his arm against a tree trunk, trying to keep his balance.
"Oohoo, tough luck Gwen. Next time, better think twice about letting Sam touch your forehead. Hahaha!" Chris chuckled from the watch.
"What? That's unfair!" yelled Gwen, smacking Sam in the face with her hand accidentally.
"Life's unfair, Gwen Like this!" yelled Zoey, jumping from the tree and shooting an arrow at Harold's arm. The watch shattered to pieces.
"Even more tough luck! Zoey just destroyed Harold's watch, and Harold's team is eliminated! The game's over, but Team Amazing must eliminate one of their own tonight. Tough gig, haha!"
Zoey shuddered with laughter as she ran off, evading Gwen's, Sam's and Harold's grasps.
"That little…this was your fault, Sam! If you hadn't have tried to be a hero and all…" sighed gwen, storming off.
"Nice going…gosh! Don't feel TOO bad though. Could've happened to anyone." Harold sighed as he walked off, secretly furious.
"So, campers, what an eventful day. Noah, Katie AND Beth are in the infirmary, a new relationship might have spawned and we'll be down another camper." laughed Chris.
"New relationship? Who?" asked DJ.
"You'll find out eventually. Any who, before the votes are counted up, I want to show you all something. Next season, we are having 18 new campers, and JUST them. The producers accepted Lara's plea to host her own season. I got to pick the campers though, hahaha! Now, at the start of the next 18 marshmallow ceremonies, I'll be showing you one of these new campers' audition tapes. As soon as Chef wheels in the projector, I'll show you."
Chef heaved the heavy projector set towards the centre of the campfire grounds, right next to the fire.
"Isn't that dangerous?" asked Gwen, leaning on her hands.
"Shut up! I did my best!" retorted Chef.
Audition Tape #1: Raymon
A boy wearing a zipped up black jacket is standing in front of a bad video camera, adjusting it. He has long moroon coloured jeans and deep violet coloured hair.
"Hey, Chris and cast of Total Drama. My name's Raymon, and I'd like to be on the next season. I know you try to look for certain quirks that'd make people seem interesting for the show, but unfortunately I don't really have any. I'm just a normal kid…with purple hair." he sighed, then unzipped his jacket. Underneath was a black shirt with a rainbow on it with the words '20% Cooler' beside it. He pulls out his iPod, puts one of the headphones in his ear and pressed play. The other end of the headphones dangled next to him and a song was heard emanating from the iPod.
"My Little Pony-"
He jumped to attention and chuckled, turning the camera off in shame.
"How was that, huh? Contestant No. 1!" Chris cheered.
"That was…interesting, dude." said Geoff, standing at the treeline behind the logs with the rest of Team's DBZ and Japan.
"You're letting some brony on the show? Oh hell no!" said Leshawna, waving her index finger.
"Too bad, not your choice. Anyway, on with the voting." smiled Chris, piece of paper in hand.
"I think we're nearing the end of the show. Chris is trying to rush things," whispered DJ to Duncan, who nodded.
"There are 12 campers here, but 11 marshmallows on this plate. One of you will not be returning to your cabin tonight, and must walk down the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and can never come back. EVER!"
Several campers groaned.
"Now, our first marshmallows go to Beth and Katie, but they can't join us tonight, so just tell them when they wake up. Our next camper to receive a marshmallow is…Lindsay."
Lindsay squealed as she got her marshmallow and ate it quickly.
"Our next campers are DJ, Gwen and…Sam?" sputtered Chris. Several campers were surprised at this, including Sam.
"R-really? W-wow!" chuckled Sam politely, grabbing his marshmallow.
"Harold, Duncan, Ezekiel, Justin."
"Oh yeah, eh! I'm still in it! Wooh!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Now, I have one more marshmallow here. One of you will-"
"Just get to it!" yelled Gwen.
"Okay then. No dilly dallying, the last marshmallow goes to Mike."
Mike cheered and grabbed his marshmallow as if it was a priceless gem.
"Sorry, dude. You're out."
"Aww…that's too bad. But I'll go quietly, without a hitch." Brick smiled.
Chris smiled back and ushered for Chef to come out. He held a tranquilizer gun in is hands and shot Brick with it.
"What was that for?" asked Jo, a 'WTF?' look plastered on her face.
"He was getting too restless and vicious. Had to be tamed. Hahaha!" laughed Chris, dragging Brick to the boat of losers himself.
"Adios, Brick 'ol boy!" he waved.
Brick couldn't wave back, he was still unconscious.
Author's Note: Yeah, I rushed a bit at the end. The ending surprised me too, though. Sorry this chapter took so long. Yeah, Cizzy.
And yes, there are a few references to 'The Kobold Necromancer'. Check him out. He was my inspiration to start a story of my own. Though, comparing the two would be an insult to his.