Rose: the last two chapters where meant to be one so I'm sorry for the shortness of the last chapter and I'm making this chapter longer. Too lazy to do the disclaimer, so look at the previous chapters.

Chapter 4: Crap… I'm so dead

I had been working at the retirement home with Natalie since we both meet at high school as a punishment for trying to kill each other. Then when you have to spend 5 hours every day with a person you despise while cleaning toilets we became friends, surprisingly. When we were finally done with your punishment we got a permanent job there.

The uniform we had to wear was a pair of white kakis under a white apron, white nurse shoes that murders your feet, and a light blue tank top. "Hello Ms. Norton" I said as I walked in the room, the old woman looked up from her old tattered book and smiled at me.

Every person working in the house has one official person to take care of, and Ms. Norton was mine. "Hello Eve" she replied "I brought something" I said with a large smile on my face as I opened the cage and Oreo jumped out and Ms. Norton smiled at the cat then Oreo curled up in her lap after that the other cats except Jashin and Kiiro who were on my lap. Ms. Norton and I talked until it was time for me to leave. "Good night eve" Ms. Norton said and I waved to her.

-Time skip-

"So then after that I said that she should go die then I left" Natalie said after her mother called and told her to come back home. "So are you going or staying" I said, Natalie sighed and stood up "going" she said as she opened the door to her cat carrier and her cats slowly went in "well then I'll see tomorrow at…which beach" I rolled my eyes as we walked down the spiral staircase "the one on my property you Baka" I said. Natalie smiled then hugged me "see you tomorrow".

I started walking up the stairs slowly but that's when I heard the crash and then hissing. So I raced up the stairs to my room to see all of the cats covered in mud and the broken pot near them. That's when I started laughing "well now you guys need a bath" I said after I calmed down from my fit of giggles. i grabbed them and they squirmed in my arms "will you guys stop moving" I yelled as I placed then I the bath. I turned on the water and then grabbed the strawberry and orange shampoo I use and poured it into my hands.

I grabbed Oreo and then scrubbed the shampoo into his fur and then repeated the action with the other cats. I turned off the water after I had finished cleaning them and grabbed a towel and laid it down on the floor as I placed the cats on it. "Now to dry you guys off" I mumbled and grabbed Natalie's hair drier that she forgot when she left. I turned it on medium and moved it to my cats and then POOF smoke filled the room. I jumped to my feet and waved my hands around to hope fully clear the air, and when I did I saw five naked men from the AKATSUKI standing where my cats had been… so I screamed and bolted into the closet and locked the door.

My phone started buzzing and I answered "h-h-ello" is stuttered still freaked out "EVE OMJ THANK JASHIN" I opened mouth to answer but then she started talking again "MY CATS TURNED INTO THE AKATSUKI" Natalie sounded freaked but then so did I "MINE DID TO" I said back "MY MOTHER THROW A WINE BOTTLE AT THEM THEN SHE LEFT" Natalie paused "AND THEN POOF THERE THEY WERE INSTANT AKATSUKI". And that's when my phone died and the closet door flew open to revel five now not so naked Akatsuki members the door way. And the only thought that passed through my head was that I really should charge my phone.

ROSE: well then there's the fourth chapter! Review please and tell me what you think.