:. Eve's P.o.V.:
After Yuko jumped me, Dinner who's my ferret just so you know, (A.N Dinner was about a foot long and was a coffee color with black eyes) bolted out of my black baggy jacket, and ran up the stairs with Fang and Yuko fallowing him.
:. TIME SKIP.:
(Still Eve's P.o.V)
After we had calmed down the Akatsuki, Ember and Natalie laid down the ground rules while I tried to get Tobi of my body, even though he had a death grip around me. "Now since we will all be living under the same roof at Eve's house" Ember said, "wait… whose house?" I yelled as I continued to try to pull off Tobi's arm from my very overly-skinny body. "Your house" Ember questioned. My twitched "fine" I said giving in to the hug.
"now the ground rules" Natalie said and the Akatsuki groaned "first do not make any noise before 9 in the morning or you will die slowly and very painfully got it or in less you've got a REALLY good reason" Ember said the guys nodded. "Second NEVER ask about our parents" Natalie said they nodded again, "third is don't HARM animals because Ember is obsessed over them" I said.
They nodded again and Ember glared at me. "Fourth is DON'T harass my family or people who didn't do anything to you" Ember said "so if they do something to us then" Hidan said "I'm not done yet" Ember said "and no killing, sacrificing, harming, or blowing up stuff and, or people" she finished. "Fine (un/hn)" the guys mumbled.
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Ember's P.O.V.:
After Yuko jumped Eve, Dinner who's her ferret just so you know, (A.N Dinner was about a foot long and was a coffee color with black eyes) bolted out of her black baggy jacket, and ran up the stairs with Fang and Yuko fallowing him.
(TIME SKIP)
(Still Ember's P.o.V)
After we had calmed down the Akatsuki, Natalie and I laid down the ground rules while Eve tried to get Tobi off of her body, even though he had a death grip around her.
"Now since we will all be living under the same roof at Eve's house," I said.
"Wait… whose house?" Eve yelled as she continued to try to pull off Tobi's arm from her very overly-skinny body.
"Your house," I said with a tone,' they're-already-here-and-if-they-were-at-my-house-they'd-be-skinned-alive-for-**-me-off'.
She twitched.
"Fine," she said giving in to the hug.
"Now the ground rules," Natalie said and the Akatsuki groaned.
"First, do not make any noise before 9 in the morning or you will die slowly and very painfully got it or in less you've got a REALLY good reason," I said and the guys nodded.
"Second, NEVER ask about our parents," Natalie said and they nodded again.
"Third, is don't HARM animals, because Ember is obsessed over them," Eve said.
They nodded again and I glared at Eve.
"Fourth is DON'T harass my family or people who didn't do anything to you," I said.
"So if they do something to us then-" Hidan started to say but I cut him off,"-I'm not done yet," I said.
"And no killing, sacrificing, harming, or blowing up stuff and people," I finished.
And by now everyone was blowing up at me until I said in my darkest voice that made even Pein cringe at it," I WILL make sure anyone that disobey these rules WILL have a gender switch, do I make myself clear."
I didn't leave room for argument so they all had to agree or suffer my torture and I assure that it would scar them for life. So they just mumbled a fine and I smirked.
Ember's P.O.V.:
After explaining the ground rules, we all just decided to go to the beach since it would've ended in another fight between me and Hidan most likely because it was too many people under one roof for me. Once at the beach, I took off my shirt since I ALWAYS wear my bikini under it, and shorts to expose my black bikini with a windswept snowish pattern and I saw all of the Akatsuki staring at me since I had undressed in front of the Akatsuki.
I rolled my eyes at them and looked over to Natalie and Eve to see them in their swimsuits- Eve's: White strapless bikini with purple zebra print and Natalie's: Black one piece that shows parts of her stomach. And they both were wearing their black flip-flops.
Since we had to buy the guys swim trunks they had to go to the ' MEN'S ' restroom and change. I looked over at Eve and Nat saying," Eve I'd watch Hidan if I was you and Nat same for Madara."
They looked at me as if I'd just committed murder to the president and had EVERY kind of special agency on my tail.
Natalie then said in a hush," EMBER! Don't say HIS NAME OUT LOUD!"
I rolled my eyes at her, brushing it off by saying," If I can out cuss an immortal, who has NEVER BEEN out cussed before in his ENTIRE LIFE, then I'm pretty sure that I can handle an old geezer."
They stared at me shocked until the guys came back, here's what they look like - Deidara: Yellow swim trunks with black trimming, Sasori: Red with black trimming, Itachi: Full black, Kisame: Dark blue with black trimming, Hidan: Red with black trimming (like Sasori's), Kakuzu: Dark green, Zetsu: Lighter green than Kakuzu's with white trimming, Tobi: Orange with black trimming, and Pein: Darker orange with gray trimming.
So they all basically have similar swim trunks. Oh well, not my problem.
(Time skips, everyone goes with someone to stay outta trouble and Natalie drags Tobi away with her to go get something to eat)
While Eve tries to teach Hidan how to surf, Deidara and I both just lay down on a couple beach towels that we had brought with us. He was laying on a green and yellow stripe one while I was laying on my black one with a white lightning strike.
I heard a whistle a few feet away from me and I knew perfectly well who it was, Adam and Luke was out on his surf bored next to Eve's trying to get her to go out with him.
"Nice breast, are they C or D?" said Adam sitting down right next to me.
:. Eve's P.o.V.:
I laughed as Hidan fell in the water again. "Damn Eve where have you been all my life?" a male voice said and I turned around to glare at Luke and snapped "Hiding from your sorry ass". Luke smirked at me and said "oh darling you don't mean that oh also darlin' If I could see you naked right now I'd die happy" I smiled at him "well if I saw you naked I'd die laughing". Luke glared at Hidan who had wrapped an arm around waist.
-Skipping to when they get back at the beach-
Hidan and I had made it back to the beach just in time to see Adam smash his lips onto Embers. Then somebody grabbed my wrist and spinner me around and pressed his lips to mine. Somebody else wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me away from Luke's force full kiss, I looked up to see Hidan glaring at the asshole who had kissed me. "You're dead" Hidan sneered at Luke.
Ember's P.O.V.:
I looked at him and said," None of ya business to know my size." He smirked at me with a,' Oh really? Wanna bet on that?' look.
"Well if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U next to I," he said as though he'd just won the Nobel Prize.
I smirked at him and said," Really? I'd put F and U together."
He didn't let up though," Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I go to mine."
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized," by now Deidara was l.h.f.a.o. and Adam was kinda pissed that I wouldn't just subject myself to him. And once I saw Eve and Hidan looking pissed off at Luke, I was getting to go over there to tell Luke to lay off of her, when Adam... fricking... kissed... me...
But he didn't get to enjoy it for long because just after his lips were on mine it was that long until my fist was connected with his nose, causing it to gush blood. And, after making sure there were only teens and adults around no little kids, I let out a mile upon mile of cusses that, again, put Hidan to shame.
All the while I kept on cornering him. And when he WAS cornered Kisame had ran over at seeing the situation and threw me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and gave me to Deidara to hold me, but I was still cussing.
Rose: ok then I'm going to go MIA all next week because I've sadly got finals so this is the longest chapter I've written so I hope you enjoy it. Please give me some feedback and thanks for the reviews!