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"I don't know who you people are. But I am the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland, personification of England, and the Current holder of the Sin known as Pride. Bow down or prepare to die."
The Countries stared at the Now-female England. "Sealand… did that box in England's attic happen to open?" Ireland asked sweetly. "Umm, well actually... I brought the box out of the attic, and England caught me trying to open it and told me this stupid story on what was in it that apparently was true and during the meteor shower it opened and a yellow orb thingy flew into England while the other 6 flew off somewhere and then England tried to kill me and you came and-""OK we got it from there Sealand!" Scotland snapped, his shoulder slowly healing. "Now, England. We are going to help you. We're your older siblings and we will fix this. Just put the gun down." Wales said calmly, slowly moving toward England. "Help? I don't need help! I'm the best bloody nation in the bloody world! Why would I need bloody help?" England smirked. "yep that's definitely Pride in there." Ireland said, rolling her eyes. "So, what are we going to do exactly?" Sealand asked, cowering behind Scotland. "Well, you don't really thing England learned magic by himself now did you?" Ireland smirked. The female nation straightened up. "Now boys, you have to distract our little menace here while I get the spell working, got it?" "Yes sir!" Scotland and Wales took out their own pistols. "and Sealand?" "Yea, what do I need to do!" Sealand looked excited to be able to help. "You need to run to my house and call Sweden and Finland to come pick you up, it's too dangerous. AND NO ARGUMENTS!" Ireland snapped as Sealand opened his mouth. "ugh fine. But I want to know how this ends so call me or something." And Sealand ran off, using his super speed (a/n: According to "Paint it White" Sealand can run super-fast and jump really high too!) to get away before England shot him. "ANY DAY NOW IRELAND!" Scotland shouted as another bullet hit his no-longer healed shoulder. "right! Now... uh... what spell is it again?" "Oh bloody hell! It's page 45 third paragraph from the bottom!" Wales shouted from memory. "Oh right! Ok, 'What to do if your family member or loved one gets possessed by an evil spirit and tries to take over the world or kill others' Oddly specific but it'll work." Meanwhile, England was kicking Scotland and Wales's butts, even in the long dress with only one weapon. She did still have magical ability though. "Ok found it! Oh Bloody hell! WALES PART OF IT IS IN WELSH!" Ireland shouted in frustration. "Wales go help Ireland! I got this…hopefully." Wales obliged and ran over to his sister to help with the spell.
"Olc Nuair a théann tú ó na flesh"
"Selio i ffwrdd unwaith eto"
"An dá fíor agus ní seo arís"
"Y pryder chi neu na fydd eich fod i ffwrdd, i orwedd"
"BEGONE!" They both shouted simultaneously. England started screaming in pain as her body began to glow yellow. Scotland backed away, bloody from the multiple gunshot wounds, as the orb started to come out from England's body. "Quick! Grab the box!" Ireland grabbed the box and the orb floated down into the box, which Ireland quickly shut and locked. All three nations sighed and sat down. "Well, we should get our annoying little brother back to normal soon… why is he still a girl?" The nations stared at their brother-now-sister, still wearing the dress. Wales sighed. "we can ask him, her, it whatever. Let's just bring him back to one of our houses." "Might as well go to my house, Sealand is already there and wants details." Ireland sighed. Scotland went over to England, picked her up bridal style, and the three nations began the long walk over to Ireland's house to the eager Sealand.
"SEALAND OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR OR I SWEAR TO GOD…." Ireland left the threat open for Sealand's imagination. Needless to say, the door opened up quickly. The three nations walked in tiredly and carried England upstairs to the guest bedroom. "So what happened? Did you win? Why is England still a girl? Do you have any candy?" Sealand asked a million questions at once. "Slow down lad! Now, Yes we won, We don't know why England is a girl and you can have candy tomorrow. Now did you call Sweden and Finland?" Ireland said, glaring at Sealand. "yep! Daddy said he and Mommy were gonna come pick me up tomorrow, asked if I was ok, all that stuff." Sealand said. "Good, now you can sleep in Scotland's room-" "HEY!" "-Since England is in the guest room." Sealand skipped upstairs, ignoring Scotland's glare. "Now, when England wakes up, we are going to find out what happened and hope that nothing bad happened to the rest of the world…" Wales said. "Well, England should be sleeping for a while so why don't we all get some rest? Since my room was given away I'll sleep on the couch." Scotland said. They all agreed and went to bed, to prepare for the insanity that's bound to happen next.
YAY FOR NYOTALIA ENGLAND! So, I picture Ireland as a girl, but the actual creator of the Hetalia characters hasn't made up his mind. Wales and Scotland are guys though. IRELAND IS DIFFERENT FROM NORTHERN IRELAND. Northern Ireland is a dude. And I'm sure more characters will show up in the next chapter… :D
Spell used on England that I totally made up and attempted to rhyme
Olc Nuair a théann tú ó na flesh- Go evil Spirit from where you came-Irish
Selio i ffwrdd unwaith eto- Sealed away once again- Welsh
An dá fíor agus ní seo arís-Never bother this realm again-Irish
Y pryder chi neu na fydd eich fod i ffwrdd, i orwedd- Or your spirit you won't be able to mend- Welsh]