The Hero needs saving? Let's send the group of people who argue the most to save him! YAY! PS me and mah dad are watching Euro soccer, Italy vs Spain… idk which team is what color but I want blue to win :D they got funny names.
"Now, I'm going to America-don't say anything France- and if you want to come, be my guest!" England stomped out the door. "Well comrades, we cannot let comrade England go by herself. I shall go with her." Russia said, following England out the door. "I'm going as well, Italy you stay here." Germany said, prying the Italian off his arm. "Italy, why don't you make pasta for us for when we come back?" Ireland said. "Ve~ Ok! I'll call you if anyone calls here!" Italy said. Soon, the only countries left were Scotland, Wales, Sealand, Italy, China and Spain. "So. Who's up for a game of Parcheesi?" Scotland said.
"Ok, so here's the plan." Germany started, as they stood in the woods surrounding America's house. "Me, Russia, and China will engage in combat, while England does the magic spell, and France…. Try not to rape her while she does that." England face-palmed. "Well, I have to improve the bloody spell because since the….Revolution… America is no longer my sibling." "But mon cher, he is still your loved one, non?" France smirked. England blushed. "Well… Bloody hell France just don't grab my arse while I recite it, got it?" England held up a fist while France laughed. "Ok, so we go now, da?" Russia said, before quickly walking out and taking out a pipe. "Where does he get those aru?" China said, before just as quickly walking out and taking out a wok. "England, if you need to get closer, let France go first. He'll be the body shield." Germany smirked at this thought. France paled as Germany walked off, pulling out his gun. "Well, you heard him frog. I have to get closer so you have to go first." England stood up and pushed France out in front of her. As they walked out, France laughed and said, "Hon hon hon, it appears that Amérique is affected by this spell as well." England looked out from behind France and face-palmed. "Oh bloody hell…" Ok, so it was pretty weird to see America as a girl, in a long red dress that probably was from Spain (a/n: Meiko's Conchita dress). Her hair was blondish-brown and long, with a rose in it. She had this freaky grin that showed rows of now-pointed teeth. She had a musket…"bloody hell she went into the storage room…" England mumbled. She knew this because the musket had a scratch on it. "Hey, are you guys the next course? Because I'm still pretty hungry." America said. They all paled at hearing this. "uh..guys… America kinda went cannibal after…anyways I'd be careful…" They all heard a whisper and England shrieked when a figure dissolved in next to her. "oh, Mathieu, it's good to see you're ok… is your finger gone?" France stared at Canada's bloody finger. (a/n: hehe…) Canada hid it behind Kumajirou. "umm.. as I said, America went Cannibal so you should be careful." England had to try really hard not to puke. "Comrade England, You could begin the spell any time now!" Russia shouted, another bullet hitting his shoulder. "Oh sweet, England's here? Cool! He can find out what REAL food tastes like!" America grinned again. All color left England's face. "Ok… spell…spell.. got it!"
Ire malum Spiritus a ubi venit
Signati a iterum
Numquam vexatum regni iterum
Animum vel emendare non possis" (a/n: same spell from before, just in Latin)
America started glowing red and shrieking with pain. "I'M STILL HUNGRY!" She screeched and started sprinting towards England and France, the latter which dove out of fright. America thrust the pointy part of the musket at England, only to be blocked by England's. "You're not the only one who uses weapons from the Past, America." England said, as America passed out. Germany walked over and threw America over his shoulder. "So, now that that's done, we should go back to Ireland's." England said. "Oui, come along Mathieu we must hear the story from someone else's point of view." France said, throwing his arm around his son. "Oui Papa, but is America gonna be ok?" Canada looked worried. "Do not worry Comrade Canada. America will be ok, she just needs sleep."
~~~Time skip is like Dora the Explorer, it makes no sense.~~~~
"HAH I win again!" Sealand shouted with joy. It was their 15th game of Parcheesi and Sealand has won every time. Scotland and Wales face-tabled. "So, I get all the candy!" Sealand said, grabbing the candy placed on the table. "I thought you said you never played Parcheesi before." Ireland said. "Well, I haven't HERE, I have back with Dad and Mom." Scotland glared at Sealand. "So you cheated?" Sealand paled. "Well, you shouldn't have underestimated me in the first place!" Before another fight could start, the door opened. "We're back, with America." England called out. Germany walked into the room with the now-female America on his back. "The same thing happened with England, they both changed genders… why is this?" Ireland wondered. England sighed. "Probably because the original holders of the sins were female, so for us to fit the bill they made us switch genders." That did make sense. "But what do we do now? We have no other leads with the other 5 sins, they could be anywhere aru!" China pointed out. "Ve~ Pasta's ready!" Italy called out, as he brought out the pasta. "Oh sweet! FOOD!" Everyone paled and turned to America. "What? WHAT?" America stared back blankly. "America, we need you to change clothes before you can eat, so go with Ireland –"" OMG IGGY YOU'RE A GIRL! HAHAHAHA!" America laughed. England face-palmed AGAIN. "BLOODY HELL AMERICA YOU ARE A GIRL TOO! Now go upstairs to Ireland's room, and if you want your bloody jacket, you have one in my room from when you left one over here last time you visited." America grinned and followed Ireland upstairs. "Vee~ Germany, Japan called when you were gone." Germany looked over. "Why would he call? He barely can use a phone aru." China said. "Oh! Well, he said he was going over to Greece's house because Turkey called and said something weird was going on." Italy said, as he split the pasta evenly. Germany stood up. "And you waited until NOW to tell us because?" Italy paled. "Well, everyone was all tired and busy so I didn't want to bother anyone…." "YOU IDIOT! JAPAN COULD BE IN GREAT DANGER RIGHT NOW ARU!" China yelled. Italy burst into tears. "I-I didn't m-mean for anything b-bad to h-happen to Japan and now i-if it d-does it's all my fault and…WAHHHH GEERMANNNY!" Italy sobbed. Germany sighed. "Once America comes downstairs we'll head over to Greece and help Japan, ok?" Italy looked up. "Can I come too?" Germany looked shocked. "Well, yea if you want. But you will have to protect whoever is casting the spell." Italy smiled. "Okie Dokie! I can do that!" America ran downstairs, now wearing her bomber jacket, with a white tanktop underneath. She had on short jean shorts and cowboy boots. Her hair was now back in a ponytail. "Ok, so we head to Greece and save the day!" She declared. "WE don't, you and I are staying behind this time." England snapped. America pouted. "but iggy…I wanna save the daayyy!" "Not this time. On the next one you can go." America brightened at this thought. "Now, since England's probably tired, I'll go with you to Greece to help with the spell. Except, it won't work if I use it. Someone who is close to Greece will have to cast it." Ireland said. "Ve~ That's easy! Japan is super good friends with Greece!" Italy beamed. "Well, there you have it. Germany, I know you wouldn't stay away with Italy coming, Russia and China, you two stay here since you still are healing." "But Japan is my little brother aru! I have to help!" China complained. "No! You'll probably end up getting more hurt. Now, Scotland, you come with us and Spain too." Scotland and Spain stood up. "Ok, we're good with that." Scotland smirked. "No more Parcheesi? Aww…" Sealand complained. "So, off we go then!" The countries left. "Hey, Sealand? When is Sweden and Finland coming to pick you up anyways?" England asked. "Well, they called a little bit ago and said their plane got delayed and would be here a little late." Sealand said, shoving candy in his mouth. "Don't talk with your mouth full, it's rude." "HEY CANADA! Can you make me some pancakes?" America shouted. Canada sighed. "Ok…" He walked into Ireland's kitchen, which was a mess from the pasta. He sighed, and got to work.
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