Yea I'm uploading a lot of this today, at least until I run out of Ideas. GENDERBENDING IS FUN!
"Hey, Sealand? When is Sweden and Finland coming to pick you up anyways?" England asked. "Well, they called a little bit ago and said their plane got delayed and would be here a little late." Sealand said, shoving candy in his mouth. "Don't talk with your mouth full, it's rude." "HEY CANADA! Can you make me some pancakes?" America shouted. Canada sighed. "Ok…" He walked into Ireland's kitchen, which was a mess from the pasta. He sighed, and got to work.
"So Turkey-san, what is wrong with Greece-san?" Japan asked, as they walked to Greece's ruins. "Well, that jerk called me and was all 'Oh manly Turkey, come over to my house! I feel sooo bad for how I was treating you the last couple years so I made you a really yummy drink from a recipe that Mom left me!' and I didn't edit ANY of that." Turkey said, crossing his arms. "So, you knew that Greece-san was acting suspicious and called me?" Japan asked. "Yep, because if that psycho tried to kill me or something, you'd be a witness and arrest his ass." Turkey smirked. When Greece's ruins were in view, Japan's phone vibrated. "Hello?" "JAPAN ARE YOU OK ARU?" Japan flinched and held the phone away from his ear. "China-san? Umm, yes I'm ok… why do you ask?" Turkey was trying not to laugh. "Well, England said you were going to be in danger because Greece is possessed by an evil spirit aru!" Japan sighed. "China I do not have unlimited minutes so please do not call me with nonsense." "But-" click. "You hung up on him. He's going to be pissed." Turkey laughed. "I do not really care." Japan said. They walked up to Greece's ruins. "HEY GREECE! I'M HERE AND I BROUGH JAPPY!" Turkey called out. "Great. He's not here…" Turkey sighed. "Yes, well maybe he ran out" Japan suddenly grunted. "Jappy, somethin wrong HOLY CRAP!" Turkey turned to see a sword sticking out of his friend's stomach. "Nice to see you Japan, but I only have business with Turkey." Greece said, pulling the now-bloody sword out of Japan. "GREECE? What the fuck man? Wait… girl? Man? WHY ARE YOU A GIRL?" Turkey backed away. Greece was indeed a girl. She had long brown pigtails, but generally the same normal outfit, except shorts not pants. "What's wrong Turkey? You always wondered why I was asleep so much. So, I thought I'd let you sleep here, among the ruins. With me, forever." Greece smiled at the afterthought. Turkey paled. "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Turkey drew his sword. The battle began.
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"Hurry up lads, we have to get there before Japan and Turkey do!" Ireland shouted. The other countries were slowly climbing up the hill. "Vee~ Ireland… is Japan going to be ok?" Italy asked. He had reached the top of the hill as well. "You bet, we just have to get to Greece's before he does." Italy turned around. "I can see Greece's ruins from up here! And-" Italy suddenly broke off, and started sprinting towards the ruins. "Italy! WHERE ARE YOU GOING- oh crap.." Ireland saw what Italy did. Turkey and Greece were clashing swords. "COME ON BOYS! THE BATTLES ALREADY BEGUN!" Ireland shouted before running after Italy. The other countries quickly climbed the hill and ran after them.
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"You forget Greece. I taught you how to fight!" Turkey said, as their swords clashed. "You forget Turkey, I'm much stronger now." And with that, Greece disarmed Turkey, knocking Turkey to the ground. Turkey struggled to get up, but stopped when the sword was pointed at his face. "Don't worry Turkey. It'll only hurt at first." Greece smiled. Suddenly, there was a shout of "PAAASSTTAAA!" and Greece was tackled. Italy, in a sudden burst of bravery, had ran down to the ruins and tackled Greece, saving Turkey. "Oh, Italy. It's nice for you to join us as well." Greece smiled. Italy felt relieved, until he felt pain in his stomach. "Ger-ma-ny…" he gasped before falling to the ground. "Now then, where were we?" Greece said, pulling the sword out of Italy. "ITALY!" Germany rushed into battle, his ak-47 firing. Greece had to back away to dodge the angry German's frenzy. Ireland ran over to Japan. "He's in no condition to do the spell! Damn it!" Turkey stood up. "What spell?" Ireland glanced over to Turkey. "Turkey~ once this guy is dealt with, we'll be together forever~" Greece sang. Turkey blushed and Ireland had an idea. "Hey Turkey, come over here." Ireland called. Turkey complied. "What do you want? Why is Greece trying to kill me?" Ireland sighed. "We'll explain later, right now you need to translate this into your language and recite it." Turkey read the spell to himself. "'What to do if your family member or loved one gets possessed by an evil spirit and tries to take over the world or kill others' I DO NOT LOVE HIM!" Turkey shouted. Ireland face-palmed. "Obviously you do, you're blushin' underneath your mask." Turkey grumbled. "Fine! I'll read the damn spell…
Sen geldin yerden kötü Ruh git
Bir kez daha uzak Sealed
Yine bu alanda rahatsız Asla
Veya ruhunu onarmak için mümkün olmayacaktır"
As Turkey recited the last line, Greece started to glow green. "NO! I need Turkey! I NEED HIM!" Greece shrieked. He shoved past Germany and ran toward Turkey. As the sword entered Turkey's body, Greece smiled, then passed out as the green orb left his body. Ireland caught it and locked it in the box. "By the way, where did you guys put America's sin?" Ireland asked. Germany looked up. "uh, England put it in this necklace thing she was wearing since we forgot the box." Ireland sighed. "now, how are we going to get these 4 back to my house." Italy, Japan, Turkey, and Greece were unconscious. "Well, I can take Greece because she's the lightest right now. Germany can take Italy and Japan and Scotland can grab Turkey." The guys groaned as they had to carry more people, but nevertheless, they began the long trek back to Ireland's house.
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"BLOODY HELL FRANCE! STAY AWAY FROM ME!" England shouted as she kicked France in the face, again. Canada was cleaning the kitchen and America was eating pancakes while watching American football. China was pacing and Russia was watching everything. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?" Everyone paled as Ireland burst through the door. "Nothing… hey Greece is a girl too? Is everyone possessed by this weird ghost thingy gonna be a girl?" America asked. Ireland sighed. "Russia, China, go help Germany and Scotland carry in the others." Everyone seemed shocked at this. "Greece had a bloody sword what do you expect?" Scotland grunted, carrying in Turkey. When China saw Germany carrying Japan and Italy, he ran over and grabbed Japan from him. "JAPAN! What happened aru?" Ireland sighed. "Greece had Sloth, tried to kill Turkey, Japan came uninvited so Greece stabbed him, Italy saved Turkey originally, then he got stabbed and in the end Turkey got stabbed right before Greece collapsed." Ireland explained. Germany put Italy down on the couch, where he slept peacefully while he was healing. "A human would've died. The sins are getting more dangerous every time. It seems they are learning and try to take out the people closest to their host first, that way we can't do the spell…" England mused. "So, we need a different way to get the Sin out of them, otherwise it's too dangerous." Scotland said. "Just put the spell on a knife or something, nations heal right?" Sealand piped up. "That's… actually a pretty good idea… except it would have to be a different knife every time and the person closest to them would've have to put the spell on the knife in the first place." Ireland said. "Oui, I'll be there soon." France closed his cell phone. "Well, my boss has called me back to France. Apparently there was a sudden emergency so Au revoir." France said, blowing a kiss at England before leaving. "By the way, we know that 3 of the 7 sins were Gluttony, Pride, and Sloth. What are the other 4?" Sealand asked. England sighed. "I really thought you paid attention in Church. The other 4 are Envy, Greed, Wrath, and Lust." Sealand thought about this. "Lust is like, love right?" "Yes, but it's like if you were dating one girl, then cheated on her with 4 others." America said in a shocking display of intelligence. "So, like France?" Everyone looked at Sealand. "Bloody hell…." England sighed.
LOLZ leave it to Sealand to be smart
The spell was the same as always, just in Turkish
Au revoir- goodbye, French
And so far pairings are One-sided FrUK, USUK, TurkeyxGreece, GerIta.
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