Okay, I'm slipping. THIS is the second to last chapter. Get it together, Kai!
"Alright, who the hell keeps trying to ruin my plans?" Diddy yelled angrily and clenched his fists.
Dixie walked into the room, making Diddy jump around.
Dixie laughed. "Well, I guess there's no hiding it now. Yes, I am the killer, however somebody else seemed to ruin the fun for me when Daisy was killed, because I was gonna kill her first! And then, I decided to kill Mario, and I was GOING to kill Toadette but a trap was set up for her to just simply die in! Then, Luigi gets killed, so I'm thinking 'Who the fuck is trying to upstage me in these murders?'. But then, after thinking everything through...it was you. It was a HUGE gut instinct for me, and it looks like I'm right. So tell me, who the fuck do you think you are, trying to do all this shit that I should've done? Well...whatever. Before we even got here, I stole one of Bowsers' insane dogs without being killed fortunately, and tied it up to the backyard. And I was the one who stabbed Mario, I was the one who drowned Yoshi in the fountain, I was the one who gutted Peach like a damn pig, and I'm pretty sure that was Goombella I heard scream earlier, so she's probably dead too, right? Well anyways, I'm gonna kill Wario next, and then I'll decide what to do with you." She quickly explained.
"Hmph. Congratulations, Dixie. You found me out. So what do you want exactly, a gold medal? How was I suppose to know you were conducting a murder plan? Plus, you killed all my favorite people! I didn't Mario to die! I didn't want Peach to die! And I CERTAINLY didn't want Yoshi to die! I knew there was always something weird with you. No wonder why I wanted to break up with you these past few months!" Diddy screamed and started to cry yet again.
"YOU BASTARD! You never loved me anyways! But I find it funny how we both concocted this at the same time. Oh yeah, that's right, I'm crazy. I've always liked the idea of killing people, and I've always loved slasher movies, so I thought, 'why not?'" She quickly explained again.
"No...I...I just don't believe this...I'm going to kill you..." He said lowly.
The door slammed open and in came Wario.
"What the fuck is this?" He yelled.
"Wario, stay back! Dixie is the killer!" Diddy yelled.
"Oh, you've gotta be FUCKING kidding me! Don't listen to the moron, we're BOTH the killers!" Dixie raged.
"Excuse me? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?" Wario gasped and stepped back.
"Well, it couldn't have been more obvious, really. Wario, take a good long back at the WHORE that killed all the best people!" Diddy said.
"Ahem! He should thank me for actually getting ridding of that annoying and bitchy excuse of a Goomba! He said it himself that he didn't like her!" Dixie argued.
"So you want him to thank you for killing someone? Oh yes, because that makes sooooooooooo much sense." Diddy rolled his eyes.
"Ironic coming from someone who killed a young, innocent little toad girl." Dixie weirdly snickered.
"Says the girl who had to use a damn dog to kill someone! What's wrong, Dixie? Can't handle doing it all by yourself?" Diddy taunted.
"Hey! Screw you! At least I've killed more people than your dumb ass!" Dixie yelled.
Wario quickly backed in to a corner as he knew a fight was about to happen.
"Yeah, but just for you, I'll make your death the most goriest of all." Diddy said while raising his knife.
"Ha! Please, I've seen the way you killed Daisy, and that kill is SO overdone in slasher movies. Give me a break." Dixie said with her arms crossed.
"You obviously didn't take a second, long look at the trap I made that was used to kill Toadette. Bet you haven't seen that before, did ya? Also, I completely forgot to tell you that I was the one who put a time bomb under the van, so Birdo is most likely dead as well." Diddy said with a smirk.
"This is just insane and ridiculous, they're talking about who's kills are better. I need to get out!" Wario quietly said to himself and went to the door and tried to open it, but it was shut tight and wouldn't open at all.
"Damnit!"
"Oh please, that's only ONE kill that's original. Get over yourself." Dixie said.
"Oh yeah? Eyes poked in to by a glass piece? That's been done. Eyes cut out and lips ripped off? That's been done. Dog attack? Done as well. Drowning in fountain? Been done too. You're clearly not trying hard enough." Diddy said with yet another smirk.
"Well...maybe I should try a bit harder on someone else then..." Dixie said as she got out a knife from her pocket.
"Bring it!" Diddy yelled and they both ran at each other.
Wario looked back and saw the fight starting which made him want to get out even more.
Dixie punched Diddy in the stomach which made him fall over and Dixie was prepared to stab him, until Diddy kicked Dixie in the chest which made her fall over as well. Diddy stood up and prepared to stab her, but Dixie grabbed his foot and pulled it hard which made him fall over again. Dixie got up and almost stabbed him, but Diddy moved out of the way just in time and made a quick move and stabbed Dixie right in the chest.
"OH!" Dixie squealed in pain and dropped to the ground. Diddy slowly took the knife out of her body.
"Oh my god!" Wario shrieked as he quickly noticed Dixie lying on the ground with blood on her chest.
"Ah...now Wario, let's get this game started!" Diddy said with an evil smile while holding his bloody knife high.
"NO!" Wario screamed. He then finally got the door open and ran to the hallway.
Wario then started to run after him, but was immediately stopped by Dixie grabbing his knee tight.
"WHAT THE!" Diddy screamed and looked back to the ground and saw Dixie fully alive with rage in her eyes,
Wario looked back and saw Diddy struggling to get out of Dixie's grasp. He still decided to run to the stairs and did.
"No way in hell I'm letting you have more kills than me!" Dixie yelled.
"Grrrr, FUCK YOU BITCH!" Iggy screamed and then he started stabbing Dixie all over her chest and stomach like crazy.
Diddy heard Iggy's wild screams on the stairs, but decided to continue run to the main hallway.
"GAAAAHHH!" Diddy still screamed in rage as he was still stabbing Dixie all over her body. Great amounts of blood started to let out of Dixie's mouth and the pain was too extreme. She eventually and slowly let go of Diddy's leg, and with her final breath, she spat her blood in to Diddy's eye and finally died.
"Oh...err AHHHH!" Diddy screamed yet again and stabbed Dixie one final time. Blood was all over Dixie's body, and was letting out to the floor in every direction.
"Slut!"
END OF CHAPTER!
This is probably the oddest dramatic reveal of them all. I don't think I've ever seen a movie where one killer sets out to kill people, but doesn't know that another killer wants to kill the same people. If there is, let me know.
Anyways, next chapter will be the last for sure. Please review.