S: man I suck at updating this thing… sorry again anyway thank you to those who continue to read this even when I don't update it well…

Chapter 5: peanut butter and chocolate mess!

Kalie's pov

I'll tell you private sure seems to like peanut butter a lot… he is currently eating tons of it while I and mittens watch. "Um private I think maybe you should um not eat it like that…" I said awkwardly. To tell the truth it actually looked kind of cute to me, but I had to stop him since I could feel a blush coming up. I'm not sure why, but it was. "Then how should I?" private asked as he stopped eating the peanut butter.

I giggled a bit as I noticed the beard that the peanut butter made. "Well I'm not much of a cook, but maybe we could make a peanut butter chocolate pie" I suggested. "That sounds wonderful!" private exclaimed happily. "I could go for some too!" mittens said with a smile. "Are you sure you can eat chocolate mittens?" I asked her.

"Dear that's only for dogs!" mittens said with a smirk. "Oh okay… now let's see I have a recipe for it somewhere…" I said as I began searching the cupboards for the box. I found many boxes, but none of them were what I was looking for. "Darn I think someone used my peanut butter chocolate pie recipe…" I said with a huff of disappointment.

"Do you think you can sort of remember the recipe?" mittens asked me with a sad tone. "Well sort of let's see we need butter, milk, peanut butter, chocolate, pie crust, and a tablespoon of water" I said. "I got the peanut butter!" private said while holding the jar up. "I found the chocolate and pie crust" mittens said from atop the counter.

"Okay I'll get the butter, milk, and water" I said with euthsiam. When we had all the ingredients I sat down at the table, and tried to remember the recipe. "Okay now mittens can you get a pan while private mixes the peanut butter, milk, and chocolate in a bowl?" I asked her. She nodded her head, and I got private started with mixing. Private poured the milk into the bowl, and I put the chocolate and peanut butter in.

He mixed it slowly, and I turned to mittens who addressed me with a pan. I took the pan, and started up the stove. I placed the pan, and put two pats of butter on it. "Why do we need a pan and butter anyways?" mittens asked curious. "Well this is so we can melt the peanut butter and chocolate" I said. "Done!" private called from the table. I picked up the bowl, and poured the mixture into the pan.

We waited for 13 minutes while the peanut butter and chocolate melted. "Okay now get the water and the pie crust" I told private. Private grabbed them, and I poured the mixture into the pie crust. Then I took the tablespoon of water and put it into the mixture. "How is that suppose to work?" private asked me. "It's how my grandma made it…" I said as I picked up the pan, and put it into the oven.

"Now we wait for an hour" I said. "My my shouldn't you be in bed my dear" I heard someone call from my open window. I sighed for I knew who it was. "Hans get out of my kitchen!" I said angrily. "Oh now you understand me my dear?" Hans asked behind me. "I came into resent discovers now get the Hell out!" I yelled as I turned to him. "Why so angry today muffin?" he asked with his stupid romantic tone.

"Hans what are you doing here?" private asked behind me. "Oh so you deny me and go with a penguin!" Hans said with a disappointed tone. "I told you before Hans through that paper I'm not interested in dating you!" I said angrily. "You'll come around cupcake!" Hans said with a smile and a wink.

I can tell for some reason behind me private seemed to get hotter. Private then stepped in front of me, and stared with a glare at him. "Stay away from her!" private said angrily to the puffin. I heard the oven suddenly beep, and mittens yelled "I'll get it". My eyes widened, and I shouted- "mittens no!" but I was too late as I heard the pie drop from mittens grasp. But I thought it dropped onto the floor, instead it landed right onto… me.

I gasped as I felt the peanut butter and chocolate slip down and into my clothes. "Oh dear I'm sorry Katy!" mittens apologized over and over again. I just waved my hand, and said- "what a mess I am!" with a laugh. We all laughed then…

S: yay for me and chocolate mess! Anyway I don't recommend making this recipe, and if you do wait 5 minutes before taking it out of the oven or the same will happen to you! XD