Yoshi and Anise get lost around the world.
One day, Yoshi got up and was feeling really bored. He decided to call his best friend, Anise Tatlin, who had recently saved the world from blah blah blah blah yeah whatever. All that matters is that he wanted to do something. So he called her on the phone and asked her if she wanted to go somewhere because he was bored. She was feeling bored too so she agreed.
They met each other right outside Rogueport because they just take a boat to where they need to go. Before they left, Anise noticed that Rogueport added an airport and she suggested flying to where they were going. Of course they had no idea where to go so they just grabbed random tickets and headed towards the gate. On the flight, Yoshi had one too many peanut bags and had to go to the bathroom, leaving Anise alone. That's when the plane started shaking wildly. The captain Pianta told them that it was going to be fine. He said that the plane had just lost an engine or two and they were going to crash and die. Anise freaked out; Yoshi was in the bathroom and had no idea what was going on! She ran to the bathroom and punched the door a couple times.
"Somebody's in here but thanks for knocking." Yoshi said, remembering what his third grade teacher told him to say when he was going potty. Anise was annoyed and punched the door down. Luckily, Yoshi had just finished. "Gosh Anise, Don't you know how to knock?" She told him what was going on and they stared at each other for a couple seconds. Then they ran around in circles while screaming their heads off. Then the plane crashed, but instead of feeling land, they felt water. Yoshi and Anise climbed out of the wreckage to see a great Aztec pyramid right in front of them.
"Are we in Mexico?" Anise asked. As if it couldn't be more blatantly obvious because of the sign in front of them that said "WELCOME TO MEXICO!" They climbed out of the plane and out of the water to walk in front of the pyramid. "Do you think we should climb it?" She asked Yoshi.
"Uh…Sure, why not?" He responded. So they climbed step by step until they reached the top by the doorway thing. "Let's go inside, it's hot out here and I'm tired." Yoshi told Anise. She nodded her head in agreement and they walked inside. But instead of what you'd expect from an Aztec pyramid, they were greeted with mariachi music and a restaurant at the bottom of a set of stairs. They sat down at a table and looked around confusedly.
"Mexico is nothing like I thought it was." Anise commented.
"Hola Senor and Senora, may I take your order?" A waitress walked up to their table and got her little pad out. Yoshi and Anise looked at her with wide eyes and a strange face. "I'll just come back later." She said nervously. The pair got up before she could come back and ran outside. Then, they ran even more in a crazy way with their eyes closed. They ran the length of a miniature city and when they opened their eyes, they were in a place resembling Norway.
"NOW WE'RE IN NORWAY! OH MY GOODNESS!" Anise yelled, attracting the attention of all the Norwegians with their crazy round ears on the tops of their heads. They ran like crazy people again and when they opened their eyes this time, they were in China. Their experience there was similar to Norway and Mexico but they got distracted by a toy train going around an extremely long train track. They passed China and after the train track was Germany. They ran further but were stopped by a moving statue that looked roman. "OH GREAT, NOW ITALY?" Anise yelled again. Yoshi didn't notice her though because some strange man with a white face and striped clothes was mimicking his every move and scaring him.
"Let's get out of here Anise!" He told her. They started walking away and suddenly, the Italian buildings stopped and someone who appeared to be George Washington was walking around an old American building. "Uh oh, I think we went back in time!" Anise was freaked out and fainted. Yoshi picked her up and started running again. Then, old America disappeared and they were surrounded by pagoda towers. Anise woke up, a little less freaked out but she still screamed.
"YOSHI, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" She yelled.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" He responded.
Suddenly, they were face to face with a toy cat lifting its paw up. Yoshi and Anise stared it down but it just didn't blink. Then they ran again. The next place they stopped was filled with strange desert architecture and people with blankets bundled around their heads. This Place was Morocco. Being so used to this crazy experience already, they kept running and passed the Eiffel tower and a fish and chips stand.
"Anise, we just passed France and the U.K., something strange is going on." Yoshi told Anise.
"YA THINK?" She said back. They finally made it to Canada and by then, they were pooped. They sat on a nearby bench to rest for a bit. "Is that...Genis?" Anise had noticed Genis Sage eating Fish and chips and walking through Canada. The pair runs up to him and he smiles. But Anise slaps him.
"Hey, what was that for?" He said frustrated.
"Genis, you never told me you were Norwegian." Yoshi said, commenting on Genis' ears.
"What? I'm not Norwegian; these are just Mickey Mouse ears!"
"Then why are you in Canada?" Anise said.
"You guys must be very confused. This isn't Canada. Actually, you are in Florida or more specifically, Disney's Epcot theme park!"