*Yawns*
Alyssa: Where are we now?
Social Studies.
Aria: I thought you liked Social Studies?
I like History and Geography, but right now we're doing Government and Economics…
Reina: That sucks.
Yeah, and to all my readers, I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever, I just haven't been feeling very well. I've been getting super tired in the afternoons and headaches during school. So sorry.
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"Baby, baby, baby…" Russia's eye twitched. What was that horrible screeching sound? "Comrade, what is that noise?" Russia asked Alyssa, who was looking very bored. Jordyn decided to answer instead.
"OH MY GOSH, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER!" Jordyn ran in circles screaming. Alyssa nodded and Russia pulled out his faucet pipe.
"That's not very polite, aru." China reprimanded them. "No matter how true it is…" he muttered under his breath. Jordyn snickered.
"Kol kol kol." Russia started chanting creepily. Alyssa backed out his way and he walked around the mall looking for the source of the horrid music.
"Where is that sound coming from?" Sealand whined, covering his ears. Alyssa shrugged and they continued walking through the mall until they finally came upon the stereo store that was blasting the horrid music.
"Uh- oh. This is not going to end very well…" Jordyn said, taking cover behind Sealand. She was definitely right about that. Before anyone could stop him, Russia lifted his lead pipe above his head and brought it crashing down on the stereo, making bits of shrapnel fly everywhere. Angry shouting was heard from inside the store.
"Run." Alyssa told everyone. Deciding that this was indeed the best course of action, the group took off running down the mall with the manager and some security guards chasing after them.
*Following- Red Group*****
Camryn watched as Alyssa, Russia, China, Sealand, and Jordyn ran by with guards and an angry fat man chasing after them. She shrugged and turned back to her food that her group had decided to get. She watched as Spain and Romano ate and France stared at the food distastefully.
"This is American food?" France asked, pointing to the McDonald's meal that they were forced to get because Camryn was nearly broke and this was all she could afford. Camryn nodded.
"Yup, America in all its greasy glory." She said, taking a sip of her Dr. Pepper. France reluctantly began to eat.
"Ugh, now I feel like a fat American." France groaned. He had only eaten half the food before stopping. Camryn sent him a glare.
"You calling me fat?" she growled.
"Non, non, I was referring to the real fat Americans, not a delicate flower like yourself." France purred.
"Heh heh, I'm a flower~." She giggled, earning her weird looks from all of the three people she was with. Camryn's phone started ringing, blasting out Nyan Cat. She pulled it out of her pocket and flipped it open. "Hello, thank you for calling Space Station 8, the ultimate plot for world destruction, how may I help you?" she answered. The weird looks increased to incredibly disturbed looks as France, Spain, and Romano stared at her. The person on the other end of the line talked for a few minutes with Camryn nodding and saying, "Yeah." She finally hung up and looked at the group opposite her.
"Who was that?" Spain asked.
"Aria. She says the Star group got in trouble and we need to leave the mall now. Camryn replied, picking up the group's trash on a tray and throwing it into the nearest trash can.
"******* idiots…" Romano muttered. Camryn snickered as the group got up and started walking towards where they came in.
*First Person- Jessica*****
I checked my phone again, looking at the time. Jordyn had texted me (don't ask me how the heck she got my phone number) that she and her group had gotten in trouble. Aria had called Camryn and the others to tell them that we had to go. We were waiting at the front of the mall for the trouble-makers and I was beginning to get impatient.
"Aria, when are they going to be here?" I asked my cousin, who was eating ice cream from Lord knows where. Aria pulled her wrist up in front her to check the time.
"In about 3...2...1..." As soon as she got to 1 we heard Jordyn screaming.
"TIME TO GO!" She yelled as her group ran past us.
"Get back here!" I didn't turn to look as the rest of us took off towards the parking lot.
"Split up! Everyone into the cars that they were in before!" Aria commanded. We followed he orders and dove for the cars. We sped out of there and back to Aria's house. "Well, that was exciting." Aria sighed in relief once all of her friends had gone home. I nodded and went up to my room to play 'osu!'. I pulled up the program on my laptop and selected 'The Delicious Tomato Song'. I smiled. I was boss at this song. I began clicking furiously at the small circles appearing on the screen and singing along in English. Only when I was done did I realize that Romano was standing in the doorway with a 'WTF' face.
"Oh... Hey there Romano... What's up?" I said. He stood there for a little longer before shaking his head and walking off. "That was kind of awkward." I muttered before returning to my game. I left the door open. Wrong choice.
"I AM AWESOME!" Prussia yelled, sprinting into my room.
"WHAT THE FUDGE?" I yelled. "Aw, you made me lose my game. Now you made me lose the game."
"I'm too awesome to lose the game." Prussia laughed.
"The game's too awesome to be lost by you." I retorted. He glared at me and there was a knock at my door. Wait, when did it close? Whatever. Prussia twitched and ran to hide in my closet.
"Jessica?" I recognized Russia's voice.
"Come in, Russia." I waved my hand at the door as if to make it open by itself. Of course, that didn't happen and Russia opened it himself. "Did you need something?" I asked.
"Da, have you seen Prussia? I need to bash his brains in." Russia said with the same innocent smile.
"What did he do?" I sighed.
"He harassed your cousin and then ripped my scarf." He said sadly. I felt kind of bad for the menacing country, he loves that scarf.
"Give me your scarf; I might be able to fix it." I tried to sound friendly. He seemed to brighten as he unwrapped his scarf for me to examine. "I can fix it." I pulled my sewing kit out from under my bed. "Oh, and Prussia's in the closet. Try not to het blood on the carpet." I said nonchalantly. Prussia overheard our conversation and bolted out of the closet. He managed to doge Russia's arm and faucet pipe as he ran for his life into the hallway.
"Kesesese! The awesome me cannot be caught!" Prussia yelled as his voice echoed down the hallway followed by Russia's footsteps. I got to work on the ripped scarf.
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"FOOD! SUSTENANCE! WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!" I heard Aria scream. I put my sewing kit away and picked up Russia's scarf to examine it. I think it looked pretty good, considering I managed to embroider a sunflower over the rip to hide it. I jumped down the stairs and into the kitchen. Russia appeared in front of me almost instantly.
"Fixed it." I tossed him the scarf. He immediately lost his threatening aura and pulled me into a tight hug.
"Thank you comrade!" Russia said.
"Your... welcome..." I gasped, patting him on the back.
"Don't strangle her. I may need her someday." Aria called to Russia. He released me and I stumbled backwards.
"Thank you." I told Aria, walking into the kitchen with Russia behind me. "Are we watching a movie tonight?" I asked. Aria shrugged.
"If you want to, then sure." She said.
"What kind of movie?" America asked.
"Probably horror." Aria answered, already knowing my answer.
"Ve~ I don't want to watch a scary movie!" Italy cried, cowering behind Germany who sighed.
"I'm so awesome, I can handle any movie!" Prussia exclaimed.
"The hero can also handle any movie!"
"Shut up America!"
"Ohonhon, I will sit next to Angleterre if need be."
"You shut up too, Frog!"
"Western nations are so immature, aru."
Soon the whole kitchen was filled with arguing and whining, and for some reason Sealand was on the table. Aria slammed a frying on the table, catching everyone's attention.
"Ok, this is my house. There will be no arguing at the kitchen table. That is rule number one. Rule two is lights out by 12 unless Jessica or I say otherwise. Rule three is you stay in your own room. You get caught in anyone else's room without permission, you sleep in a tent in the backyard. Rule four is no sexual harassment. Once again, you will be sleeping outside. These rules along with others will be taped above the TV in the living room. Am I clear?" Aria glared at everyone until they nodded. They all looked fairly surprised; I suppose they weren't used to seeing Aria get this angry.
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Aria stuck to her word, and after dinner there were a set of rules and punishments above the television.
'1) No arguing at the kitchen table.
2) Light's out at 12.
3) After 10, everyone is to be in their assigned room unless you need to use the restroom or it's movie night.
4) No perverted assaults.
5) While Aria and Jessica are gone and none of their friends are present, all countries must stay in their assigned rooms.
6) You make the mess, you clean it.
7) No jumping on the furniture.
8) You break it, you buy it.
9) No fighting in general
Punishments that can and WILL be given:
-Sleeping outside
-Solitary confinement
-England's cooking'
Wow. Harsh.
"What's wrong with my cooking?" England yelled.
"It sucks, you jerk!" Sealand yelled back I snickered and started rummaging through the movies.
"Hey Aria? Can we watch Paranormal Activity?" I asked my cousin, interrupting the yelling match that had erupted between Sealand and England.
"Yeah, sure." she called back. I punched my fist in the air and shoved the movie into the DVD player.
"Y'all have popcorn?"
"What about pasta, ve?"
"The awesome me demands wurst and beer!"
"Pancakes..."
"Tomatoes!"
"Vodkaaaa!"
"SHUT UP!" Aria yelled, Germany looking like he was about to do the same. "If you guys don't be quiet, a new rule will be added that you have to raise your hand to request food. And that just sounds retarded." Aria scolded them. The people that yelled out shrank back. "Because of this, we will go with Canada's choice, since he was the quietest." Aria fumed, grabbing Canada and dragging him into the kitchen. Everyone stopped talking and sat down to watch the movie.
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*face desk* This chapter sucked.
Jessica: It wasn't that bad.
Aria: Yeah, it could have been worse.
I suppose...
Reina: At least you're out of school.
FRANCE YEAH~!
Jordyn: YEAH!
Sealand, you are in charge of announcing the disclaimer.
Sealand: Ok! Monochrome-Colors does not own Hetalia or any of the characters, only her OC's Aria, Reina, and Jessica!
