I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. OR AN XBOX. OR MODERN WARFARE 3. OR DR. WHO.

But, I do own Princess Sundrop's Castle Adventures :D

"FO SHIZZLE BRO. YOU BE JELLY?"

Alfred and I were playing Modern Warfare 3 on his Xbox... well, more or less he was playing it and rather me watching him.

He was shooting people to help some other British guys save their dying friend... in Paris I believe?

"Al, could you quiet down a little?" I asked him, rubbing my temples. I could feel a headache coming on from all the yelling Alfred's doing.

He paused the game and grinned, "What else do you want to play then?" Al reached down next to the black couch we were sitting on, and grabbed a beat up cardboard box labeled 'AwEsOmE GaMeS'. He handed the box to me, "Pick one."

I rummaged through the box looking for a game we could BOTH play... but the only game there was some Pony-Care game, Princess Sundrop's Castle Adventures, or somewhat.

"Hey~ Matt! Can we watch the show Artie told me about?"

"Depends. What's the show?"

"Dr. Who. Artie said it was good, and I wanted to see if he was lying again."

"Again?"

"Yeah. He told me scones were the best food ever. It sucked."

"We can watch it, but you find it." I stood up from the couch we were sitting on and went to the kitchen to make pancakes.

There were British people talking on the T.V., so I guess Alfred found the show.

"Al! Do you want some food?" I yelled from the kitchen.

"Sure! Just bring it in here!"

YEAH. YOU KNOW WANT TO BE CANADIAN, PLEASE.

I picked up my red phone, "Hello?"

"! I need your help~"

I jerked the phone as far away from my ear as I could, and 'screamed' into the mic, "WHY THE MAPLE ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?"

"Kesesese~ but I wanted to make sure I got your attention~!"

"...How did you get my number?"

"Well~ A friend of mine has a friend from Nantucket, who went to th doctor in Washington, but the doctor called in sick, so he was treated by a nurse from Russia, and the nurse has a brother whose friend from America, of which I know, who has your number."

"WHAT."

"Do you need me to repeat it? A friend of mine has a friend from Nantucket, who went to the doctor in-"

"I get it. So who did you get this number from?"

"...Francis~"

MON DIEU. I WILL STRANGLE THAT COUSIN OF MINE. I CAN'T TRUST HIM.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...ummmm hallo?"

"YO MATT! Why are ya standing, clutching your phone like you want to kill it?" Alfred poked his head in the kitchen.

"No...No reason at all, Al. Why would you think that something was wrong?" I smiled at him. I guess I was pretty creepy if he ran away that quickly.

"...So do you want to hang out?"

I sighed. I was going to kill Francis the next time I saw him.

"Sure. I don't want to watch Doctor Who with Al, I can't hear the TV."

"So~ Where'd ya want to go?"

"Anywhere's fine."

"Then we could go to the mall."

"Sure, I'll be there. I'll tell Al."

-MAGIC SCENE CHANGE TO A MALL, NOT SO FAR AWAY.-

Where is he? I looked around the mall for Gilbert, poking my head in a few stores. I finally gave up on my search and sat down on a bench next to a tree. Which are both in the mall by the way.

Strong arms wrapped around my neck, and I let out a very manly scream, so manly, that Romano would be put to shame.

I heard the famous string of "Kesesesese~!" and knew who it was behind me.

"What the maple stick are you doing?"

"Hugging my Birdie... from behind~" He let out another string of "Kesesese's" and I swear, I'd die. All the commotion of the mall, and "KESESESE! HASESESESE! LOOL LOOK A PONEH. KEKSESESE~!"

I can feel a headache coming on.

"Come on Gil~ Let's go to the bookstore. I need to see if they have that new book I wanted."

I turned to look for Gil, but he was no where in sight.

BUM. BUM. BUUUUUMM. D:

Cliffhanger :U