Chapter 2
Funny online stuff is awesome. And I need less yaoi in my stories. So online fanfic it is! I do not own Naruto.
Pein sighed as he switched the laptop back on. Going online was the best thing that he could do for his nerves right now. Madara wouldn't stop pestering him, so he had to.
Pein closed the page that he was previously on and opened a new tab. He, secretly, was an anime fan and had no idea how these people were able to tape their lives. But they messed some things up. Pein had defeated Naruto but because of the amount of chakra he had, the jinchuriki didn't die. Deidara and everyone else was still alive as well. Pein just figured that the people who edited this stuff were idiots.
"PEIN!"
The ginger groaned. Madara just had to come over at this time of night.
"OPEN UP!"
Pein got up and worked his way around the desk to the door. Just as he was about to unlock it, Madara burnt it down with a fire jutsu.
"GAH! PEIN! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHH!"
Pein rolled his eyes. "Honestly, Madara. How did you ever become strong."
"PUT IT OUT!"
Pein sighed again and reached for a bucket that he always kept by his door. Madara tended to burn it down and somehow caught on fire. Every once and a while, Itachi would do the same. The pierced man often wondered if all Uchiha did that.
After splashing water on Madara, he sat down at his desk.
"Hey, Pein. I was so hot, I caught on fire."
Pein groaned more. "Pathetic joke."
Madara activated his Sharingan and created genjutsu flames. "HA! I'M EVEN HOTTER NOW!" (xD lmao, couldn't resist, Jodie. :3 ONE OF DAH BEST FOLLOWERS IN THE WORLD BTW!)
Pein closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, Madara was seriously giving him a headache. "Madara. It isn't funny."
Madara stuck his tongue out at him. "Says you."
"Look, what is it that you want."
"Well, you don't chat anymoorrre!"
"I have a very good reason for that."
"What is it?"
"He's in this room."
Madara looked around then pouted. "Blaming yourself isn't gonna help."
Pein sighed for what seemed to be the hundreth time. "Madara."
"Yeah?"
"Just...leave."
A/N: SORRY IT WAS SO SHORT! Maybe next chappy will be longer.
Madara: Pein! You're so mean!
Pein: I deserve to be mean to you of all people.
Madara: Oh...right...