"Mr Bucket! Put your balls in my top!
I'm Mr Bucket! Out of my mouth they'll pop!
I'm Mr Bucket! All around Mr Bucket!
Buckets of Fun!"
Juno clicked the pause button on his laptop, he is sitting in one of the many living rooms in the castle on the floor with his back to the sofa. He decided to look up the Mr. Bucket song.
'I have no idea how a commercial like that passed.'
Ding Ding Ding
The purple echidna looked up to see a plastic yellow bucket on the other side of the room.
Juno stared at Mr. Bucket.
lifeless eyes started back.
Ding Ding Ding
The bucket started to come stright for Juno, strange for him the bucket wasn't even going left or right or back, just a stright line for him until the toy started to come between his legs.
"Wo!" Juno jumped out of the way as the bucket ran into the sofa, still going forward.
'Thats weird, I thought I turned that thing off.' Juno than reached down and flipped the off switch on it again, being careful when he did it.
'What am I doing? Scared of a toy?' But still he reached down picked it up and pulled the batteries out, just to make sure. After that he decided to go to his room to sleep.
Mr. Bucket stayed where he was on the floor, lifeless as always.
Oblivion
The Ministry
"So your parents really have no problem with you being here?" Gala-Na asked the young panther before her.
The charcoal grey panther before her is quite young only fourteen, with really lanky arms and legs and not one but nine thin little tails,black ears, paws, tail tips, and she has a black blaze on top of her nose. Her hair is very shaggy like she didn't comb it alot and reaches the middle of her back, and coloured amber. She is wearing a red leather jacket that has a pocket on each side of the zipper over a black teeshirt that says 'Three Days Grace' in purple letters and a pair of white skinny jeans with a black belt. Her shoes are knee high Converse boots that are red and black.
"Sure, when I told my parents I would be at the Ministry where Aristotle lived they where ok with it."
"I'm quite surprised about that, I think we would have to make rooms on the 25th floor for them as well." Said Aristotle said coming up to the two ladies.
"Gala-Na would you mind showing Lalayna around?" He leaned forward to wisper into her ear.
"Spectre just arrived, I know how he is around you so i'll deal with him."
"Thank you." With that she kissed him of the cheek and he turned to walk off.
"Have fun you two, and don't be scared Gala-Na."
Lalayna turned to her. "What did he mean by that?"
"Oh nothing dear." Truth be told, Gala-Na was still uncomfortable around other species. Having lived in Albion all her life and being told of the barbarism of other races.
"Well not that he's gone." She went for her black messenger bag on her right shoulder and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and light one up.
"You smoke!"
"Ah...Yeah?"
"Your not old enough for that!" Lalayna smiled and elbowed Gala-Na softly in the ribs.
"Soooo... how's the bed life?"
"Wha-What!"
"Does Aristotle grease the weasel?"
"Weasel?"
"Just how big is that wand of his?"
"How do you know about all this!"
"My parents are very open about sex."
We are in the middle of a control room when suddenly several lights flashed and Shadow, Calypso, Red Moon, Domino, and Crimson appread.
"What, we are we?" Said Domino.
Suddenly a giant floating head in a tube appeared before them.
"Greatings teenagers with attiude! I am Zordon and I have summond you here to fight a great evil!"
He turned to Shadow. "Shadow I see in you great strength and endurence, you are the mighty mastodon!"
Shadow is givin a black ranger suit. "Natrualy."
"Red Moon, your quick reflexes and speed give you the power of the sabre tooth!"
Red Moon is givin a yellow ranger suit. "I won't let you down Zordon!"
"And i'm sure your knowledge of mathmatics will also come in handy."
"...I not that good at math."
"Moving on, Crimson there are many reasons why I think you embody the sprit of the red ranger..."
"Wait a minute... I think I see what your doing here... I part native american!"
"Um...yes?"
"So native red and chinese yellow?"
"Wait you made me the black ranger because i'm black?" Said Shadow taking off his helmet.
"No! I made you black because of your sprit animal."
"Let me guess... your going to make me green because i'm jewish right?" Said Domino.
"No!... Your going to be green because you control the dragon zord."
A series of moans and complants went on throughout the room.
"Well what color are you going to make Spectre!" Said Calypso.
Zordon looked over at him.
"Um...wow! Uh...he... is going to be the other black ranger."
"What!"
"So i'm going to be the white ranger right?"
"No... Your going to be the pink ranger because your a girl."
Juno woke up in his room. "Jeez... I should stop eating juck food before bed." Juno than layed down to go back to sleep.
Ding Ding Ding
Juno hearing the bells and a peassure between his legs slowly lifted his blanket up to find Mr Bucket staring right back at him.
"Ah!"
Juno jumped out of his bed and almost ran out the door when he heard a voice.
"Hey! I'm Mr. Bucket!"
Juno Stared at the talking bucket in shock. "It's ok I don't want to hurt ya."
Juno found his hand on the doornob.
"...I just want to suck on your balls!"
He bolted out of the room and placed a near by chair against it.
"This doesn't make any sense I turned you off!"
"Oh but you turn me on!"
Juno ran to one of the many living rooms still not beliving what just happened to him, he tried to calm down and think, catching his breath.
Until Mr Bucket jumped from behind one of the sofas and into his face.
"I'm Mr. Bucket!"
"Aaahhh!"
Juno couldn't believe how strong the plastic bucket was, somehow forcing it's weight down on him and near his crouch.
"Juno whats going on here!"
King Sullivan stood in the doorway not believing what he is seeing.
That moument of distraction was all Juno needed, throwing Mr Bucket off of him he got some distance and used his magic.
"Fire!" A fireball launched at him but did no damage.
"Wind!" The Bucket continued to roll towards him.
Juno even threw several dark magic spells at it be it still came forward.
"Run for your lives!" Juno and Sullivan both ran down the hallway.
"I'm Mr. Bucket! Put your balls in my mouth!"
"Where are the guards!"
"I don't know!"
Juno continued when he got an idea and took Sullivan by the shoulder and teleported them both to another part of the castle.
"That was close."
"I'm Mr. Bucket!"
Mr Bucket had somehow managed to teleport along with Juno and Sullivan.
"Quick split up!" Juno and Sullivan ran their own way, Juno noticed he was near where he first found the bucket and thought that maybe there would be clue on how to defeat him there. However when he got there he just found a plastic bag with plastic balls in them.
'Wait maybe these will help.'
Running through the castle he finally came to an open area outside with a fountain in the middle.
"I Mr. Bucket"
Juno looked around trying to look for the source of the voice.
"And I'm going to suck on your bbbaaaaalllllllsssssss!"
Suddenly he heard a noise behind him and he turned to find Mr Bucket staring at him.
"Here suck on these balls! These plastic kinds!"
"No I mean balls! The family jewels! Balls!"
"Get away you sick pervert!"
"!"
"Leave me alone go suck his balls!"
Mr Bucket turned to find Sullivan holding a gun at him.
"Ballballballballs!"
Sullivan fired a few shots but the bullets didn't effect it, the bucket lauched itself it him and tried to got to his crouch.
Juno, seeing his father-in-law in danger tried to help but the bucket only lached itself back on him. This continued until a glowing green aura surrounded Mr Bucket and threw him to the edge of the fountain.
"Step away from my father and husband!" Juno turned to see Calypso running towards them. He wondered way she could hurt Mr Bucket while they couldn't but quickly figured out why.
"Calypso! Your the only one who can beat him... you have no balls!" Seeing that Mr Bucket was close to the edge, Calypso dived at it and shoved the bucket into the water trying to drown it, and by the looks of the bubbles it was working.
Juno and Sullivan came over to help putting thier weight on the bucket as well.
"I'mardfda Mrarfiae Bucket!fiamfiaBallss suck onndfoaind Balls!"
This continued until the bubbles stopped.
They all slowly climbed off of it.
King Sullivan turned to the two. "What the hell was that all about?"
"I don't know... but as long as Mr. Bucket exist...no man is safe."
"Mr Bucket! Put your balls in my top!
I'm Mr Bucket! Out of my mouth they'll pop!
I'm Mr Bucket! All around Mr Bucket!
Buckets of Fun!"