Bahaaaa. o v o ~

He watched as Shizuo turned to face the voice, dropping his cigarette, and staring in disbelief at the princely character, "...What the fuck?"

The princely character tilted his head, observing Shizuo, and then resting his hand on his hip, looking disappointed, "You're not Delic," he mumbled. Then his eyes brightened, looking amused, "Ah! You must be Shizuo."

"No shit, Sherlock." Shizuo said, narrowing his eyes at, studying, "...and you're not the flea," he paused, "Right?"

"You really do look like an angry commoner!"

"...Hah!"

Even the thought of the possibility of Shizuo even slightly believing that that was the Human-Ruling Orihara made the Raven irritated. Izaya faked a laughed, rather convincing, and walked towards the blonde, "Would you like a reward for not acting like a being a complete dumbass?" He looked over at the Princely character, talking sarcastically.

"...Izaya..." Shizuo clenched his teeth, glaring at the raven, switching his gaze between him and the prince, "Did you know about thi-"

"I'm disappointed, Hibiya-kun," The pink Shizuo look-alike said with a amused smirk, tilting his head, walking up behind Izaya towards, "You mistook me for a bartender?... although," he looked at Shizuo, smiling, "...It's obvious that I would look good in that bartender get-up. I should try it sometime."

Izaya looked at them, quiet.

'Hibiya' looked over at him, frowning, "A prince shouldn't have to look for his foolish commoners, Delic." He crossed his arms.

"Oh, of course." Delic rolled his eyes, grinning.

Hibiya crossed his arms, turning away from slightly... a pout. Resulting in Delic's chuckle, sticking his tongue out at Hibiya.

Shizuo stared, running his fingers through his hair, slightly frustrated, "...I'm seeing myself... Wearing fucking pink..." his eyebrow twitched, "...headache..."

Izaya didn't reply back, merely observing Hibiya and Delic. The way they were interacting was almost like they were friends... The information broker's eyes narrowed. No matter how you looked at it, it looked like himself and Shizuo, being friendly to eachother. Shizuo would never grin so gleefully like that at him. Nor would he laugh so amusedly...

This picture, Izaya concluded, was beyond ridiculous. Almost laughable. Clearly, Shinra wanted some sick amusement so he conjured these two. Good one, Shinra. Good one...

The raven felt an ugly green emotion.

...jealou-?

"Hibiyaaa! Deeelic!" A small blonde, wearing a white and blue yukata, came running. Delic and Hibiya's heads both turned, the small blonde ran up to them and looked around frantically.

"Tsugaru." Hibiya looked at the boy.

"...Pfff-t!" Izaya covered his mouth, laughing hard, "It's like Chibi Shizu-chan!"

Shizuo glared, "...I'm about this close, Izaya-" he held up his fingers, as if he was holding a small speck of rice, "-to killing you."

"You're not cute at all," Izaya continued laughing, "But look at him! It's like cuteness showered on you as a child!"

"Cuteness must have dropped you on concrete." Shizuo remarked.

"...Rude!"

Tsugaru looked up at Izaya and Shizuo with a confused look, "...Roppi? Tsuki?"

Izaya's head tilted, grinning, knowing that he must have been talking about another pair. "Nope." He popped his lips on the 'p' sound for emphasis. "What's your name, Chibi Shizu-chan?"

"...Don't start calling him that." Shizuo growled, Izaya ignored.

"Tsugaru," he smiled, then the smile faded, talking quietly, "...Have you seen Psyche...?"

"You didn't find him?" Delic mused, overhearing. He turned to face the small Tsugaru.

"n-no..." Tsugaru looked up at Delic, then looked down, fidding with the corner of his sleeve, feeling guilty. "...Can you help me...?"

Delic grinning, faking a burdened sigh, "I wish I could, Tsu-chan~ But there's a certain place that's practically beckoning me to join~!"

Hibiya's eyes narrowed at him, "And that place would be...?"

Delic smirked, "It's a secret!...I will tell you that there was a bunch of whore-ish looking girls around there, looked interesting," He turned, walking away, "Well, see you!"

Shizuo looked irritated, "...Now I'm seeing myself... wearing pink... and about to go to the God damn red-light district." he rubbedh is temples, "Headache... Headache...Shinra's dead..."

Izaya laughed more, his eyes tearing up, "Oh, this is so much fun!"

"...Shut up, flea..."

"H-Hey!" Hibiya yelled, grabbing Delic's sleeve, "Y-you-..."

"I, what?" Delic grinned, looking at Hibiya, amused yet again.

Hibiya glared up at him, slightly flustered, "You're not allowed to talk anyone other than me!..."

"Hoooh?" Delic chuckled, smirking, "What about Tsugaru? Or, Psyche? Or, Tsuki-pyon?" Delic held up fingers to the people he named off, "Or Shitsuo-san? Or Sakuraya-chii? Or Roppi? Or-"

Hibiya put a hand up to his mouth, "...T-those people are fine...No one else..." He felt his flustered cheeks heat up.

"You're so selfish~"

"...Stupid commoner..."

Izaya averted his gaze, looking around slightly, "...Where's chibi Shizu-chan?"

"Psyche!" Tsugaru yelled, running back into the streets of Ikebukuro, "W-where are you?...Psyche!..." He ran towards the park, hoping that he'll easily find Psyche in the open space instead of the crowded streets. "Psyche!" Tsugaru cupped his hands around his mouth, hoping it'll make him be louder, as he's seen before...

The small raven's head perked, looking around, hearing Tsugaru's voice, "...Tsu-chan?"

"Ah-" Tsugaru looked over, seeing the small boy hugging his knees, looking up at with his lower lip trembling, "Psych-!"

"Tsugaru!" Psyche brightened, pouncing at the other boy, tackling him to the ground, "Where were you! I felt like I was going to DIE!"

The small blonde let out a small laugh, "Sorry~"

[Shinra, I'm sure they're fine!] Celty typed, putting a hand on her hip, [Although, I don't think it was the smartest decision to let the person you're trying to surprise end up right where all of them are - especially Izaya - but we can't change that.]

Shinra was tapping his foot impatiently, "Why won't he pick up!" He ended the call leading to voicemail, closing the phone with a sigh, and putting it on the table.

[What're you worried about?] Celty walked in his view, putting the PDA up, [Y'know that when Shizuo feels responsible, he'll take responsibility, right? So even if Izaya and Shizuo did find them, Shizuo would probably take care of them or something.]

The brunnette grinned at her, "Ohh~? You know so much about Shizuo-kun! AH- could it be you're in lo-?" Punch to the gut.

[Shizuo's just predictable!] she typed, explaining herself, [I don't understand why Izaya can't do it.]

Shinra coughed, "He just has a weird complex for Shizuo," He grinned, "...not like that. I mean, he focuses on the wrong areas of Shizuo. The ones that he thinks are 'interesting'. Which is his... angriness. Which, it of itself, is never predictable. He just needs to focus around that~! but, Shizuo would have to show Izaya a non-angry side."

[That would take a miracle.]

"And yet, I love a headless durahan who has been living with me for 20 years." Shinra rolled his eyes, "Trust me, Celty. Miracles come cheep here."

A/N: Oh, boo. I'm not quite sure on what I'd like to do next... Although, some foreshadowing has appeared in Celty/Shinra scene... Hmmmmmn... |D

SLDKFJALSK~ |D