This Can't Be Healthy

Lucia had a problem, a major one, and she didn't even know it. Nope, she had no idea that she had just become Fred and George Weasley's new target, as she sat reading in her spot in the library working on her essay on human transfiguration for McGonagal. She was a quite bookworm, who surprisingly had a temper, but only let it show when really provoked. She was a Ravenclaw, who were widely known as being mild mannered, and she kept it under control to preserve her house's reputation. But that is soon to be changed.

Fred and George peered through the shelves at Lucia as her quill scratched across her parchment, whispering to each other. They had been challenged by Lee to make a Ravenclaw furious, which meant mad enough to fight back and hold a permanent grudge. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into.

Lucia strolled down the corridor, blissfully unaware of the whispers following her. Word had got out that the Weasley twins were planning something (nobody knows how) but no one dared to warn her under the threat of the Weasley's wrath. Even the teacher's were wary, and therefore Lucia made it through most of the day completely oblivious. When she finally noticed the whisper's as they sat down to lunch, she turned to her friend Kiki.

" What's with all the whispers?"

Kiki shifted uncomfortably, which Lucia took as a bad sign. Kiki was usually blunt and shameless, so the fact that she was hesitant was more than a little worrisome

"Well…" Kiki began hesitantly, but before she could get any further, Lucia found out. A bucket of ice water materialized above her, and suddenly she and all of her things (including that essay) were soaked. She struggled to maintain her Ravenclaw cool as the entirety of the Great Hall burst out laughing. Then as the laughing continued, she realized being wet couldn't be that funny. So she looked down, which turned out to be a mistake. She lost it.

" FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!" she screamed, as there were only two people who could have done this, "YOU ARE DEAD DAMMIT!"

Fred and George were no longer laughing, in fact they looked rather scared. They had not really thought through the consequences of dousing one in ice water and turning their robes into a red and gold stripper outfit, and had not known of Lucia's formidable temper. Madame Pomphrey winced. She had given Lucia a calming draught once or twice, and if that was any indication, she would have two new patients before long. Not that she blamed the girl, that outfit was rather… showy.

Lucia slowly walked towards Fred and George, like a lioness stalking it's prey on the savannah. The boys hesitated for a second, debating between their pride and their lives, but as she leveled her wand in their direction, their lives won and they ran. Her spell missed George by an inch slamming into the wall in a shower of multicolored sparks. Lucia ran after them, but they made it to the common room a few steps a head and slammed the portrait shut in her face. Lucia considered simply blowing the portrait off the wall, but she was still a Ravenclaw and didn't want to harm such an important piece of Hogwarts history. So, knowing the twins were listening for her on the other side leaned in and growled

"I will get you, Fred and George Weasley, if it's the absolute last thing I do, I swear I will. You don't know when, and you don't know how, but I will get you."

On this menacing note she left, and a Fred and George shuddered as she walked away, relieved and nervous at the same time. They were beginning to wish Lee had never challenged them, that they had never excepted, and that they had never started this in the first place. Because it had been a very bad idea to provoke a Ravenclaw.