I GOT MAH HANDS ON A COMPUTER! Okay, super big thanks to my friend and number one fan, GingerHeit, for...everything. Absolutely the entire rest of the story is her ideas. Also, thanks to my twin sister, HufflepuffPrincessEm, for her input as well. These two are basically planniong the story, I'm just doing the writing. So, enjoy!

Birdy's POV

"This is where all the magic happens," Tony announced as we came up to a door. I looked at it.

"Um...is it a workshop? Or a place where they train you guys?" I asked, biting the inside of my cheek in thought.

"Nope. My room!" I rolled my eyes and kept walking. He hurried after me. "Sorry. I'll be serious now."

"Good," I said. He grinned.

"Not really." He pointed at another door. "Nothing ever happens in there. It's the Captain's room."

"Tony!" I exclaimed. He grinned again. "Be serious!"

"I'll do my best."

"Wanna see something cool?" Tony asked me later on in the tour. I looked at him wearily. "No, seriously. It's a secret, though." I continued to give him the look. "Honestly, it's okay. I promise you."

"Okay," I said after some hesitation. He led me down to a workshop of some sort, where he pressed his hand on a pad and the door opened. "Where are we?"

"My workshop," he replied. "I want to show you something I've been working on for a while." He walked over to a cabinet and opened it up, pulling out a weird...arm thing.

"What's that?" I asked in amazement.

"Don't have a name for it yet," he replied. "But you slip it onto your arm and shoot stuff. Needless to say, it's pretty cool." I laughed. "Wanna try it out?"

"Oh, no," I said. "I couldn't."

"Oh, come on," he said. "It'll be fine."

"Nah, I'm okay," I said slowly, looking at the arm blaster. "I...oh...whatever." I eagerly held out my right arm. He laughed with an 'Atta girl!' and slipped it onto my arm. I slowly turned my arm over, the red metal making it heavy.

"Tony," I said, "I'm not sure about this..."

"Come on, Tweetie, you got this!" he said, purposefully using the wrong name. "You'll do fine."

"I'll break something," I warned.

"You'll be fine, Birdy," he said firmly. "I got ya." I inhaled for a second.

"Okay," I finally said. He grinned and stood behind me, putting one hand on my waist and the other on the arm blaster.

"Okay," he said, "now, just slowly open your hand..."

My hand pressed something. "Tony," I said quickly, "I think I pressed a-"

The blaster jerked, making me fall, and then it shot. A huge hole was in the ceiling! Someone bellowed, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ODIN!" I looked over at Tony.

"Told you I'd break something." He was looking up at the ceiling.

"Damn, that was Thor's room!" he said. Thor's head appeared in the hole, glaring down at us both, furious.

"Stark!" he boomed.

"It was Birdy!" Tony exclaimed.

"Oh, throw me under the bus why don't ya!" I yelled.

Tony's POV

"I heard you blew a hole in Thor's floor," Bruce said calmly to me as I led Birdy upstairs. I rolled my eyes.

"It was Birdy, not me," I said, letting go of her hand.

"Hey, you gave me the arm blaster!" she argued.

"I've decided to call it the Birdy Blaster," I replied, "after you. Because if anyone could mess up that badly, it was you, and everyone needs to know that." She glared at me.

"Stark," Natasha said, "I need to talk to you." She came over to where we were and glared at me.

"Yeah, Tash?" I asked casually.

"How could you do that!" she hissed. "You should know better than to trust an untrained woman with a weapon!" She looked at Birdy. "No offence," she added with a small smile. Birdy held her hands up as if to say it was all good.

"I figured she'd enjoy herself," I replied, shrugging casually.

"Well, because of your little slip-up, you can't come with us." Natasha looked lover her shoulder. "Everyone ready?" I looked too and saw everybody in their uniforms.

"What's going on?" Birdy asked nervously.

"Nothing serious," Natasha assured her. "We'll tell you when we return. But you," she said, turning back to me, "are staying here to fix Thor's room."

"Oh, come on, Nat," I began, but her glare silenced me. "Alright..." I looked up at Bruce. "You going too?"

"No," he replied, "I'm staying here. It's nothing big, and if I went and Hulk-ed out, it would turn into something big fast." I nodded. The Captain glanced at Birdy.

"Will you be alright with these two?" he asked. She nodded.

"Yes, sir, I'll be just fine," she said with a smile. He smiled back.

"Just Steve is fine." He picked up his shield.

"Okay, Just Steve." They smiled at each other again. I rolled my eyes.

Still taking suggestions! Sorry it's a tad short, but I gotta go make fudge with my grandma, and I do not wanna miss that! I'll try and update soon! HufflepuffPrincessEm and GingerHeit will murder me if I don't!