Disclaimer: I definitely do not own Naruto.
A/N: I know I haven't written but I'm back now so here goes.
Chapter 3: The Spy
"I got a date. I got a date," Ino sang as ran into the main room of Club Konoha.
"Who is it?"
"Is he cute?"
"Do we know him?" all the girls asked.
"Yes he's cute, yes you know him, and his name is Sai," she continued to elaborate at their confused looks. "He's the exterminator from the other day."
"What did you have to do to seduce him enough to get him to ask you our?" Sakura asked provoking a harsh glare from Ino.
"You know, Ino, if you really hit it off with Sai maybe you could get him to do us all a favor," Tenten said.
"What kind of favor?" the blond responded looking worried.
"I thought you could get him to go to the Akatsuki and see what they're up to."
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"Good news, Tenten," Ino exclaimed as she came into work the next morning. "I talked to Sai and he said he would do your spy mission."
"Really that's great," Tenten thanked her happily.
"Maybe you should have him come by here this afternoon and we can tell him what we already know," I said.
"Ok," Ino replied.
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"Ok here's the basics you need to know," Neji said to Sai as they started their briefing. "The Akatsuki is our rival club. It has ten employs. The manager is Nagato aka Pain. His girlfriend, Konan is the hostess. The bartender, Itachi, is the brother of our own bartender, Sasuke. The waiters are Zetsu and Tobi, the village idiot. The book keeper is Kakazu. As long as you don't take his money you'll be fine with him. Kisame is the creepy bouncer. He's not as scary as it looks though. Deidara is the head baker. Sasori is the head chief, assisted by the su-chief, Hidan. You can always tell who is an employ because they will always be waring something with a red cloud on it."
"Any questions?" Neji asked at Sai's look.
"No, I think I've got it," Sai responded.
"Great, and thanks again for doing this."
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The time was finally here. Sai tried not to think about all the things that could go wrong with his spy mission as he walked toward the club Akatsuki. The first thing he saw was Kisame. He stood out front letting people in a few at a time and trying to look fierce. He wore blue pants, blue shirt, and a belt with a belt buckle shaped like a red cloud.
After waiting in line Sai finally managed to get through the door.
One success under my belt, He thought as he was greeted by Konan. The woman wore a purple dress and a black apron with red clouds on it. She also had he signature origami flower in her purple hair.
"Would you like a table?" she asked as he walked in.
"No I'm going to the bar."
As Sai approached the bar he got his first glimpse at Itachi. He wore black jeans and a black shirt with red clouds on it.
"What'll you have?" the previously mentioned asked.
"Just club soda, I'm the designated driver," Sai lied. He didn't want to get drunk while he was a spy.
"I swear to Jashin I will kill that fucking bastard," a silver haired man exclaimed as he burst out to the kitchen.
"Who's that," Sai asked Itachi.
"Oh, that lovely gentleman would be Hidan. He and our chief Sasori tend to get into arguments," Itachi answered.
Another man with a blond top knot and blond bangs burst out of the kitchen. Sai guessed he was Deidara since he was one of the only people he had left to meet and he just didn't seem scary enough to earn the nickname Pain. "Hidan," he said. "Don't be too mad at Sasori. He just doesn't understand that the art of cooking is so wonderful because it is so temporary."
"Oh, bite me."
"Well you sure have a nice set-up here," Sai told Itachi trying not to let on that he was lying through his teeth.
"Yeah, it's not too bad but the only problem is the awful bank owner, Orochimaru."
"Why? What's wrong?" Sai inquired, hopping he didn't sound as excited as he felt.
"He just keep's raising our mortage on the building and he's even scarier than Pain is. After all, he was originally going to be a part owner here but that was before he got into a fight with Pain. After that he's had it out for us."
"Well, I've got to go. It's been nice to talk to you," Sai thought. Very informative too.
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When Sai came by the club everyone was ready to hear what he had found out.
"What's the verdict," I asked.
"Well for one," Sai began, "the place is the most dysfunctional establishment I have ever seen. The entire kitchen staff can hardly cook for arguing and they don't get along with their landlord."
"Who is it?" I asked already trying to come up with a way to exploit this new development.
"Orochimaru."
Everyone groaned.
"What's wrong? Did I miss something?"
"We had dealings with Orochimaru once," I explained. "He once tried to get Sasuke to leave us and work for him. The only problem is that he is one step away for being a mob boss. His bank is barely legal and people he doesn't like have a have a tendency to have bad things happen to them."
"Well that plan was a bust," Ino complained.
"I was happy to try to help," Sai told her.
She all most succeeded in hiding her blush.
"Don't worry," I said. "We'll live to fight another day. Plus, I have another plan."
"Oh, no!"
A/N: Well there you have it. I know it's short but I'm trying to make it longer. Hope you like it and please review.