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"Why are you doing this?" I ask Tony as I step off the scale. One-twenty-six. I give the number to Tony.
"Because we need to have profiles on everyone that lives here," he answers, typing something in on the...table. I'll never get used to that. A computer anywhere you want. It's just the coolest thing ever.
"Okay..."
"Do you know your height?" he asked me.
"Five-foot-five," I replied. He typed it in.
"What's your full name?"
"Hope Estelle Kardynal," I said. Then, out of boredom, "What's yours?"
He grinned. "Anthony Edward Stark."
"How tall are you?"
"Five-eight-and a half." A screwdriver rolled off the table and under it, so he got down on his hands and knees to get it, and I took that opportunity to sit down on his back. He glanced up at me. "You know, I had fame, I had money, I had girls...and now I'm a chair."
I frowned and looked down, pulling his face up to look at me. "Girls?"
"I had girl."
I laugh. "Good boy." I kissed the top of his head and played with his hair a bit, Then my cell phone rang. I answered, "Birdy Kardynal."
"Hey!" Lunaire's voice said.
"Hey, Lu!" I said happily.
"One sec, I'll get Cat in for a conference." Silence, then, "Okay, she's in!"
"Birdy! Hey! The cafe is so boring!" Cat exclaimed.
"Good to talk to you too, Cat!" I laughed, ignoring Tony, who was telling me to get up.
"Who's that talking?" Cat asked.
"My boyfriend," I replied, just the word making me smile. Lunaire groaned. In her opinion, I never stopped talking about Tony. "Anyway, you'll be here tomorrow, Lu?" Instead of going to visit her and Jett, Steve thought it would be a better idea for them to come here and see all the Avengers.
"Yeah," she answered. "Three sound good?"
"One sec." I looked down at Tony. "Are we busy at three tomorrow?"
"I'm training," he replied. "You can get off." I ignored the last bit and returned the to the phone. "Three's fine."
"Don't I get to come over?" Cat asked.
"Do you have a precious four year old son?" I asked, laughing.
She paused. "...yes!"
"What's his name?" Lunaire asked.
"...Patrick Von Hussen."
Lunaire and I laughed. "Why is this the first we've heard of him?" Lu asked.
"...he's shy."
Steve: Lunaire and Jet are here.
Birdy: *Jett
Steve: Sorry. But they're here.
I looked up from my phone at Tony, who was shooting the Birdy Blaster (yes, the name stuck) at a target. Then I returned to my phone.
Birdy: We'll be down in a pew.
Steve: Pew?
Birdy: Autocorrect. I meant few.
Steve: Alright.
Birdy: Just waiting for Tiny to finish butt licking.
My eyes widened. Damn Autocorrect!
Steve: Uh...
Birdy: Shit, no! I meant TONY is butt KICKING. Dammit!
Even down the hall with the door shut, I could hear Lunaire's laughter.
Birdy: Tell Lu that I can hear her laughing =_='
Steve: She laughed harder.
Birdy: Tell her to shied up.
Birdy: NO DAMMIT SHUDDUP.
Steve: Now I'm laughing.
Birdy: Shied up.
Birdy: -_-'
I hugged my godson tightly, smiling widely as I did. "Hey, Jetters!"
"Wook, Aunt Biwdy!" he squealed, shoving back and pointing up at Steve, who had changed into his Captain America suit. "Wook!" I smiled at Jett, then at Steve.
'Thank you,' I mouthed at him.
'You're welcome,' he mouthed back. Lunaire smiled at Tony.
"You're the extraordinary man Birdy never shuts up about?" she asked
"Hey, she knows who I am," he said, shaking her hand. I blushed.
"Jett," I said, kneeling down to him, "this is Tony. Do you know who he is?" He shook his ginger head. "He's Iron Man." Jett gasped and looked at Tony.
"Iwon Man!" he squeaked. Tony grinned.
"Better than Captain America, huh?"
"No." Everyone laughed and Jett smiled, please with himself before laughing along for no reason. Steve crouched by Jett.
"How about I sign that shield now?"
But suddenly, what sounded like a siren went off and Jarvis said, "Sir, there's been a breech." Tony frowned and walked away without another word towards his workshop. I looked at the others.
"Stay here. I'll go with him." I kissed Jett's forehead and followed Tony. When I got down there, he was already on the computer, typing like crazy. "What happened?" He held up one hand to silence me and continued typing. Then he looked up.
"Someone hacked our system." He shook his head. "I don't believe it. Someone hacked us."
"What did they do?"
"From what I can see, nothing more than looking at our files." He clicked around a bit. "That's...that's it."
"Do you know who it was?"
"No," he replied. "But I bet it was someone that doesn't like us."
Steve's POV
"Bye, buddy," I said, ruffling Jett's hair as he picked his shield up. He was about to follow his mother, but then he turned back to me and gave me a big hug. I was surprised, but I patted his back. "I'll see you some other time."
"Bye, Captain Wogers!" he said, following his mother. Birdy hugged them both on their way out and shut the door behind them. Then she turned around and smiled at me.
"Thank you so, so, so much, Steve."
"It's nothing," I said with a shrug. "I'm glad I could make him happy." She smiled again and hugged me. I hugged back after a second of hesitation.
"You're a great friend." She kissed my cheek before tunrning and walking away to the kitchen where Tony was. I touched my cheek. A great friend. I'd have to remember that. I was her friend.
"Rogers," Natasha called, "come on. We need to discuss the breech." I paused.
"Coming."
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