Rarity walked into the dim and dark bar, lit up by a few Colts-Lite glow signs and such. She walked up to the pony bar and ordered a marehito from the bartender, who was looking sexy-fine in the dim lighting. She noticed a weird-looking horse staring at her with bizarrish infatuation. He was wearing a fedora and shades even though it was already really dark, what a weird pony.

What a weird pony, Rarity thought. He keeps looking at me, but I'm not suprised. I'm looking hot as hell tonight, I got my sparkle gloss and fave dress on!

Rarity ignored the weird pony cause she wanted to play hard to get.

"Hey I happen to notice your sparkle lip gloss." Said the pony in the fedoora. "It looks skank as hell."

"Oh my Digestia thanks you." Waddled Raritits."I've been waiting for someone to say that about its whorishness."

The bartender was listening to the convo like a rude little butt. But, Rarity had her drink and so it was whatever. Rarity continued to stare at the pony with sudden lust and ego-filled power love.

"Wanna go back to my place?" Rarity asked, her eyes giving a sexy look as she batted them a million times.

"Hell YES I DO." THe other pony escalated. So they both left the bar without paying for their drinks which really PO'd the bartender.

So they went to carosel botique, whcih is Rarity's house by the way, in case you didn't know. It's where Rarity lives, I bet she sleeps with her dresses and has one night stands with them but they are still in her house so she always has to see them everyday and is filled with wretched guilt, but I digress. The two ponys tumble drunkly into Rarity's house, and they are feeling all saucy and hot, like doritos.

Rarity says to the pony that shes into really kinky shit so the go upstairs and raRITY pours choco;ate syruo allover the pony and then plays Nicki Marenaj in the backround.

"Oh yeah that's hot" Said the ponyy with shades on.

"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" Rarity yelled as she put on a sexy police officer outfit, and poured Flamin' Hot Cheetos all over the pony.

She then procceded to belly flop onto the bed and rolled around to crush the cheetos, making the bed covered in chocolate syrup and cheeto dust.

"YOU'RE UNDER ARRSET!" Rarity walooped.

"What for, baby?" The other pony who was obviously turned on asked.

"FOR THE MURDER OF SWEETIE BELL" Then RARITY CREYED as she threw sweetie bell's decapitated head onto the bed.

"OH jesus, what the HELL?" The anon pony scrambled out of the bed.

Rarity sobbed viciously as she stared at her sisters head which was half missing and covered with maggots and brain goo.

"I did it." She admitted in great terror. "And now you know..." She turned to the pony who was inching towards the door/

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE" She yelled, locking the door with magic unicorn power.

The fedora pony began to tremble in fear as Rarity moved closer to them with an insane look in her face and chocolate syrup dripping of her fake police badge.

"You crazy hooker!" The anon pony creyed, "I hate you, Rarity! WHy did you have to do such a crime for! I hope your happy, you slut butt."

"Wait, only one pony I know calls me slut butt." Rarity pondered to the mysterious coincedence.

She took off the pony's shades and fedora and gasped.

It was

Fluttershy!

"Oh DIGESTIA WHY?" Rarity cried.

"I'm sorry, its just you're so sexy! I couldn't help myself!" Fluttershy whimpered in squeaky annoyingness. "And now I confused!" Fluttershy creyed, again.

Just then, Rarity pulled Fluttershy into a long passionate kiss and somehow it was steamy and romantice and stuff, I dunno I just narrate this crap. Anyway, Rarity and Fluttertits kissed and started making out and eventually they wanted to have pony sex, but Fluttershy started being a prude and wanted to "wait until she was ready" so Rarity got blue balls and had to go to the bathroom for a while. Then, Rarity came back and told Fluttershy that she couldn't tell anyone she killed Sweetie Butt OR ELSE.

But Fluttershy is such a loudmouth and said she would probably tell Digestia because killing is illegal in Equestria. So Rarity had no choice but to kill FLuttershy.

Rarity sobbed as she chopped off Flutterboob's head off with a rusty machete as Fluttershy died a really long, horrible, painful death. She then fed the rest of Fluttershit's body to Opalesence and added Fluttershy's head to the collection of other heads she had.

Rarity sighed in relief and went back to sewing dresses for the Gala.

"Oh boy," Rarity said in great relief. "Now with one less dress to make, I am A HEAD in my project!"

*studio audience laughter and applause*

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