Teddy Duchamp's first kiss was a wild one. Of course it was, considering his personality. He was in college and was at a seriously wild fraternity party. Teddy had grown to be quite a hot young adult and was the target of many girl's affections. And at this party he was, of course, totally hammered.
So when a really hot girl in a really tight dress started trying to get with him, he didn't bother to stop her. Eventually she got tired of talking to him and trying to convince him to get with her and she took action. She shoved him against a wall and started making out with him, hard. This was one of the finest moments of Teddy's life. She also became a future one night stand. By future, meaning a few hours later. He got all the firsts done in one night.