Chapter two! And Caspian is involved…*Smiles evilly* Wow! Six reviews already? Thanks guys! Really appreciate it! :)

Disclaimer: Don't own Narnia, but I do own the plot.

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When Caspian entered Peter's room he had been prepared for anything…except this. Caspian's eyes widened when he saw the two Queens on the floor laughing, pounding their fists against the wall from the extreme hilarity of the situation that Caspian had yet to figure out. It didn't take more than one bloody hurtful second. Somebody rammed into Caspian Knocking the wind out of him and sending him sprawled on the floor; groaning the young King sat up just enough to realize that it was Peter who had run into him, the High King who was usually calm and dignified looked well, the exact opposite of that. He was chasing after Edmund who had some odd object in his hand and was shouting out in a high pitch tone.

"Mary Sue couldn't believe what just happened! She and Peter had just had sex! It was unbelievable but also completely magical…"

Caspian gawked at the words that left Edmunds mouth, hoping desperately that he had a concussion. Judging by Peter's angry shout and the fresh outbursts of giggles from the Queens he knew that sadly, it wasn't the case.

"Give it here! Edmund!" The golden haired King ordered, knocking many papers and objects to the ground as he continued his vain pursuit of his younger brother.

The stubborn boy shook his head, "But Peter! This is the best part!" Before speaking in the high pitch tone once more;

"She now had no more doubts that they would be together forever! They'd have kids, live in Cair Paravel and live happily ever after like all the beautiful fairytales…OWCH!"

The Just King cried out as Peter grabbed the scarf of his neck and pulled hard; holding the object close to his chest the dark haired King glared at his furious brother for a moment before smirking, "Hey, Karma really is a stick up the arse, isn't it Peter?"

Safe to say he wasn't amused, "You…Little…"

"Beep!"

"….You're a…"

"Beep! Beep!"

"WILL YOU STOP SHOUTING BLOODY BEEP ALREADY?" Peter roared causing Edmund to chuckle lightly.

"Hey, you're the one who told me to keep it clean for Lucy's sake."

Caspian thought the High King was going to explode, his face was turning red, his knuckles whitened from the death grip he had on Edmund's shirt…this was not gonna end well.

"Oh did I now?" Uh oh, that was Peter's 'I'm gonna act all sweet and cuddly like a little bunny before I kill you' voice. Caspian realized that he wasn't the only one who noticed this; both Queens looked panic stricken but also, to Caspian's utter disbelief, even more amused.

It was a tense moment before Edmund responded, poor, brave, stupid soul "Yeah, you did."

Peter stood there for a moment, his face expressionless for a moment before he exploded "SAY'S THE IDIOT WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX!"

"IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WASN'T GONNA LEARN ABOUT IT PETER!" Edmund shot back, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE HER THE TALK, REMEMBER?"

Peter paled instantly, pride gone once more, "Yeah…um, right."

It was silent for a few minutes before Caspian spoke "Ok, I'm confused."

The other royals turned toward him; completely taken aback, they hadn't even noticed he was there.

"Caspian," Peter began looking very uncomfortable "What are you doing on the floor?"

The Telmarine King glared at him "Oh nothing, just wondering why the hell you guys are chasing each other around and let's see…talking about sex!"

The two brothers looked at one another before pointing a finger at the other, "He started it!" They cried in illusion;

"I don't care who started it, I want to know why it started, and why the girls were laughing." Caspian told them as he got up and brushed off his pants, "Not to mention why somebody called Mary Sue would have sex with Peter of all people."

Edmund snickered and Peter turned, if possible, an even deeper shade of red. The girls however, wanting more entertainment, didn't waste a second in telling Caspian about what they had found. "It's some sort of writing," Lucy began, trying (and failing) to hide the sly smirk that was turning up the corners of her mouth; "It seems that it pairs you boy's up with random girls."

Caspian frowned, "Why would anybody do that?"

Edmund shrugged "Who cares? It's a great source of blackmail."

Here he sent an evil smirk to his older brother who hissed in return "You wouldn't dare."

Edmund batted his eyes innocently, "Peter, I think we both know that I would."

Caspian stared at the two brothers in disbelief "Come on now, it can't be that bad."

Edmund grinned "Want to bet on it?"

Shaking his head Caspian walked up to Edmund "Show me, come on."

"Caspian," Susan warned, although her eyes betrayed the excitement she was feeling, "You don't want to do that."

"Oh, but I think I do Susan." Caspian answered, allowing Edmund to open up the strange thing, letting out a gasp when he saw the screen light up "Fascinating…"

Edmund sniggered "That's nothing! Wait till you read this!" With that he clicked on a random link; he and Caspian read in silence for a few seconds before both boys burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"What is it?" Peter cried worried that it might be yet another terrible story on him. However when Edmund allowed him to read it those fears quickly faded turning into absolute mirth. "HA! HA! HA!" The blonde King chortled, clutching his sides as he tried to breathe though his laughing fit;

The girls were feeling slightly left out and annoyed that they wouldn't share the story with them; "Hey! We want to see!" Susan whined in a very Un-Susan like manner which, to her shock, casued the boy's to laugh even harder.

"Are-Are you sure about that dear sister?" Edmund questioned, his eyes swimming with tears of laughter.

"Yeah, you wouldn't want Rabadash, your lover, hearing that you were reading things without him, would you?" Caspian added taking great joy in the look of outright repulsion that was Susan's expression.

"WHAT?" The 'Gentle' Queen screeched yanking the object from Edmund's hands and furiously reading out loud in mounting horror.

"Queen Susan of Narnia was happy, oh very happy indeed! For she was getting married to the most handsome, amazing prince in the entire world! His name? Prince Rabadash of course!"

Susan then looked up at her sibling's and Caspian's smug faces, with the strong urge to vomit "What rubbish is this? Rabadash certainly is not amazing nor is he…handsome" She shuddered, much to the entertainment of her fellow royals before continuing, "He got turned into a bloody ass! Isn't that proof enough?"

"It isn't so much fun when the tables are turned, is it Sue?" Peter questioned harmlessly, although the mischievous look in his eyes gave him away.

She glared at him, "Ha, ha very funny."

"Yes, it is," Edmund replied smugly before asking "Hey, why don't you read a bit more Sue?"

"What? Are you crazy? Hell no!" Susan told him trying to keep the object that was the cause of her distress away from the evil boy's.

Sadly Lucy had ganged up on her too, out of curiosity she had said; please, Susan knew that she just wanted another good laugh. So, the boy's now with the object once more began to read.

"Prince Rabadash was from Calormen, a wonderful place which was always warm and inviting."

Edmund wrinkled his nose in disgust, "Where in the world did this person get their information? Cause it's all wrong!"

"Shut it Ed! I want to hear the rest." Peter told him angrily as Caspian continued;

"And oh, how Susan loved him! She would give anything for her dear Rabadash to be here with her now…and to kiss him…"

"EW!" Lucy squealed totally disturbed, "You really need a better taste in men Susan."

Susan furiously fought the urge to strangle her sister right there; what had happened to her cute, innocent baby sister? The answer was the boy who spoke.

"Or at least a better taste in animals;" Edmund snorted causing the others to break out into laughter once more and causing Susan to wish that she was an only child.

"Well, then again not many people would like to be bored to death by learning the names of different words." Caspian added, "So, she probably didn't have many to choose from."

That was the final straw for Susan, "Really Caspian? Well then, let's just see who you're paired up with shall we?" With that the angry Queen got up and heatedly searched for Caspian's name, much to the King's amusement intill… "Well, well what do we have here?" The now 'Evil' Queen mocked her eyes filling with wicked satisfaction and, much to Caspian's growing discomfort so did her two youngest siblings while Peter paled.

"What is it?" His voice came out in a squeak;

Susan turned the screen so that he could see; reading the sentence beneath the subtitle Caspian thought he was going to faint. "Caspian/Peter."

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