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Caspian felt like he was having one of his nightmares when Susan went to click the link, he felt the same horror, the same fear, and even had the same bead of sweat on his brow. But there was one terrible difference between this moment and his nightmares…he wouldn't be able to get himself out of it by waking up.

"Caspian the Tenth was wandering through the magnificent halls of the newly built Cair Paravel, admiring the beautiful artwork on the walls and the high windows when something or rather someone made him stop in his tracks."

Susan paused for a moment, enjoying the tense silence that was in the room at for a second while also relishing the expression of terror that was on two of the King's faces. Not everyone enjoyed it though; "Su, I know you're trying to have a creepy and dramatic moment here, which is cool. But seriously, the story can do that on its own."

Susan scowled at her younger brother, who had clearly added the 'which is cool' part without a hint of honesty. "Fine," the Queen grumbled before continuing.

"A silhouette of a young man, no older than twenty or so stood with his back to Caspian. His blonde hair was slightly tamed by the large crown he adorned; his back was slim although his powerful muscles of his shoulders showed through the tunic, his arms were slightly muscled as well and they flexed as he used many gestures to explain something to the person he was speaking to. Even though he could not see, Caspian knew that if the man turned he would be met with those dazzling blue eyes that always seemed to put him in a trance…High King Peter was certainly attractive, and Caspian knew that if his secret desires were ever revealed, he would be in deep trouble indeed."

If Edmund hadn't been amused already he most defiantly was now, howling with laughter the 'Just' King gasped "Peter has muscles? HA! More like gummy worms!"

This caused the boy in question cheeks to redden from anger and embarrassment; "You're one to talk Edmund!" He spat "You can hardly lift a sword since you came back here!"

"Well, at least I can hold a girl!" Edmund shot back;

"That was one time!" The High King shouted angrily, "I didn't mean to drop Azalea! It just happened!"

"Yeah, and now thanks to your jelly arms, she's in the infirmary!" Edmund pointed out smugly,

"She wasn't heavy!" Peter cried without any further explanation, which gave Edmund a clear field.

"But you, my dear brother, have freakishly weak upper-body strength for someone who somehow managed to fight off the brute Miraz!" Edmund told him, "Do the math! Unless, you are lacking in the brains department as well?"

Peter felt like he would like nothing more than to be able to wring his brother's neck at that moment, but he quickly changed targets when he heard what he dear baby sister said next. "I personally don't know which part is more funny, the thought of Caspian having 'secret desires' or my brother being considered attractive!" Lucy giggled, much to everyone's (even Caspian's) glee.

However Peter sadly didn't get a chance to embarrass himself further because Susan then resumed reading.

"The boys were now alone after many months of being away from each other they were alone at last. Peter made the first move, taking quick strides towards Caspian the golden haired King grabbed the foreign man's arms and…"

"Hey!" Caspian shouted in outrage "You skipped the beginning!"

Susan grinned "I know it's because I realized that you were right Caspian, why should I read the part that is boring when I can just skip to the good parts."

Without even thinking about what the Queen actually meant by 'good' Caspian smiled, "Well, at least you agree with me…" The king trailed off, his face paling instantly. He had figured out what the cruel Queen had really meant; "No."

Susan batted her eyes "Oh, yes!" Before picking up where she left off;

"Grabbed the foreign man's arms and crashed his lips to his in a passionate kiss, his hands getting tangled in Caspian's mane of hair. 'Peter…' Caspian groaned, shoving his tongue into the Kings mouth and pushing him towards the bed... "

"STOP!" Both tormented Kings bellowed, although they went unheard by the two younger siblings, who were listening to their sisters' words with widening eyes.

"His back hit the mattress, Caspian's hands wandering shamelessly…"

Although Edmund enjoyed the frantic reactions coming from both King's, he did not like the disturbing images that were running through his mind at all. "MY EYES!" The Just King screamed, finally living up to his title as he covered his eyes, "IT BURNS!" Before he turned to the two victims and shouted angrily "WHY DID YOU TWO HAVE TO DO THAT OF ALL THING'S!" Huh, I guess I spoke too soon.

Caspian's jaw dropped in disbelief while Peter argued furiously, "WE DIDN'T DO ANYRHING! THAT WRITER JUST HAS A SICK MIND!"

Edmund shook his head, "NO AUTHOR IS THAT SICK! YOU HAVE TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING! WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WRITE ABOUT IT?"

"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?" Peter bellowed, "MAYBE IT WAS SOME BLOODY IDIOTIC CHICK WHO HAD SOME 'SECRET DESIRES' OF HER OWN THEREFORE SHE MADE THIS…COMPLETELY WRONG STORY!" he paused to catch his breath for a moment before adding passionately "BESIDES, I LIKE WOMEN!"

To King Peter's utter shock his little brother snorted, "Yeah, but the thing is Pete is that I worry."

"Why would you worry?" Peter questioned, quite stupidly in my opinion.

"I worry about what will happen when you finally realize that women don't like you." Edmund spoke in the tone of a counselor who was trying to help you, but really was just making things worse; the only difference was that Edmund was doing it deliberately in a hope that it would piss Peter off. Safe to say, mission accomplished Edmund.

"You…" The High king spat inching closer towards Edmund who was smiling like he wasn't about to die.

"Me." The brown haired king replied smoothly, little did he know that everyone else in the room had gone silent, watching the scene because it was quite like those showdowns in old cowboy movies.

Peter's eye twitched a though he was resisting to do something, something that he really wanted to do. Finally the eldest stopped, not even a foot separating his hands from his brother's neck.

The two siblings stared at each other, neither of them daring to say a word, intill Lucy's impatient voice broke the silence; "Are you guys gonna fight or not?"

Peter looked at his sister for a moment then back to his brother, "What makes you think women like you Ed?"

Edmund only smirked, his eyes glinting mischievously with some unknown secret, "You know that noise you complained about hearing from my room a few nights ago?"

"Yeah," Peter answered, still not understanding where the conversation was going;

Picking off some lint from his shirt Edmund spoke "Let's just say that Linda is a really sweet girl."

Everybody's jaw dropped, and Peter felt the little tiny bit of his pride that had been left fall away; "You…you…"

"Made out with a really pretty girl before you, I know." Edmund said causing everyone to let out breaths of relief; looking at them in confusion Edmund spoke "What did you guys think…" At that very moment Edmund's nose crinkled in revulsion, "You guy's actually thought…? Ugh! You people are sick!"

Suddenly Caspian spoke up, the object now in his possession "If you think we're sick, wait till you get a load of this," With that he read out loud two words that were sure to scar everyone for life, particularly a small, little girl who was standing with curious clouded eyes which quickly turned to mortification when the dreaded words left Caspian's lips.

"Lucy/Tumnus."

Another cliffy! Hope this one was funnier than the last. Did I overdo it? Was it not as entertaining as the others? Was it better than the others? Please tell me so that I could fix it if there's a problem or thank you for your complement by reviewing!