Hey guys! Sorry I haven't update in so long. But school and stuff involving some laziness on my part have been a drag. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy! :)

Disclaimer: Don't own anything of Narnia, but I do own the plot.

Peter was in a good place, there were trees made of lollypops and clouds made of cotton candy. Not only that, but the branches of bushes were made of pretzels and the leaves were some minty gummy that he'd never had before. Now, you may think that the first thing Peter did when he arrived in this wonderful land was eat everything in sight. But even though it was severely tempting, Peter couldn't take his eyes off one thing, a girl. A pretty one too, with long blond hair and beautiful icy blue eyes; the moment they had set eyes on each other they knew they were meant to be. So, acting like two idiot lovers in those old cheesy movies where everyone ends up dead in the end anyway (a.k.a Romeo and Juliet,) they ran towards each other, while oh, so romantic music just played randomly in the background. Now they were twirling, laughing merrily as they smiled at each other in that really annoying way and that was around the time when Peter got the false impression that he was gonna be alright.

But then he closed his eyes for a second; and everything went downhill from there. Opening his eyes Peter had to suppress a scream. There stood Jadis, and she was talking in a sickly sweet voice "Oh, Peety weety!" She cried in that awful voice "We'll be together forever!"

Peter didn't even try to hold back his freakish girl scream this time, "AGHHHHHHHH!" And he ran like the wind.

But Jadis, or rather a shadow of Jadis, just skipped after him, with her arms outstretched cooing the whole time, "Peeeeeter! Come give me some sugar!"

"NEVER!" Peter bellowed his brow now covered with sweat as he tried to get away from the evil demon.

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Meanwhile; Lucy, Susan, Caspian and Edmund were bursting with laughter as the Valiant Queen continued to read Peter's torture.

"Jadis didn't, no; she couldn't understand why she hadn't noticed how handsome her enemy was before. Jadis sighed as she remembered the sky blue eyes and the windswept blond hair…huh…"

Lucy paused for a second for dramatic effect before continuing;

"He truly was an angel sent from heaven."

Here Edmund burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter speaking in between laughs, "My brother…an angel? BHA HA, HA! That's the biggest load of crap ever!"

"Look!" Caspian shouted suddenly, pointing at Peter who was now twitching and moaning uncontrollably.

"Mommy, get- get me away from the crazy lady, please!" Here the unconscious High King somehow managed to put his hands together as though he was praying "Please! I'm begging you!"

"Aw…" Lucy began truly looking sympathetic for her poor brother.

"You're not gonna stop, are you?" Susan questioned, not wanting her entertainment to end so soon.

"Well," Lucy began looking torn, "He's begging."

"So?" Edmund told her, waving his hand at the word 'begging' "Its revenge right? And…" Here he leaned in so that only his younger sister could hear him. "Remember that he kept reading when you begged him to stop."

Lucy's expression hardened "You're right, and he destroyed Mr. Tumnus's memory!"

The 'Just' King nodded solemnly "Yes, we must do it for Mr. Tumnus."

Looking her brother dead in the eye Lucy grinned "Well, you are the Just king after all; so I should listen to you."

Catching on to Edmund's plans Susan agreed innocently "Yes dear sister, that's exactly what you should do." Winking to Edmund once she did so as Caspian watched in amusement.

Lucy turned back to the object determinedly "Alright then," she began cracking her knuckles in a very un-lady like manner for effect, "Let's make our dear brother suffer."

Here all four Monarchs exchanged evil grins as Lucy began from where she left off; thank God Aslan didn't think one of them as innocent.

"Jadis then knew what she had to do; she had to win High King Peters heart and trust. Something that wouldn't be easy because of all the times she tried to kill him and his siblings."

Edmund snorted at those words "Finally! Someone got something right!" Ignoring her brother Lucy continued;

"The white Queen sighed in dismay at the thought, how stupid had she been? How pathetic..."

Caspian answered without a second thought "Very pathetic."

"How utterly ridiculous, she was. All she wanted to do now was give Peter a big hug…"

As Lucy continued reading the evil thing, and her conscious audience listened intently while adding a few comments here and there. The victim, a.k.a their brother Peter began to twitch more violently while letting out small moans that described the cruel, but entertaining to watch torture he was going through…

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"GET AWAY FROM ME!" The high king bellowed, because yes, he was still running from the messed up version of Jadis. "WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO KILL ME LIKE THE GOOD OLD TIMES? IT'LL BE LESS HORRIFYING THAN THIS!" He told her in desperation, his legs were beginning to hurt from all the running, if he could just sit…

"But Peety!" OOC version of Jadis cried, "I love you!"

To answer Peter pumped his tired legs faster; he would not be caught by that-that thing that used to be his tolerable worst enemy. Then again, the only reason why she was tolerable was because she was dead, and even then she just kept coming back! She was like a disease that wouldn't leave him alone! But then again, again it was because she was trying to kill him. Not because she was trying to kiss him! Yeah, Peter would defiantly take the real Jadis. "BUT I HATE YOU!" Peter shouted angrily "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU…CRAZY THING THAT LOOKS FREAKISHLY LIKE JADIS!"

"Peter!" Fake Jadis sobbed slowing in her tracks as tears flowed down her cheeks "I am Jadis!"

Peter shook his head, still running "NO YOU'RE NOT! THE REAL JADIS ISN'T THIS CREEPY OR ANNOYING!"

Here fake, Mary Sue version of Jadis stomped her foot like a five year-old would while shouting in that really shrill voice "I'm not annoying! But we are meant to be together forever, so…" here she picked up her pace to super Mary Sue speed and managed-to Peter's utter horror, to grab the unprepared King from behind and plant a large, sticky kiss on the corner of his mouth which left an imprint of the pink lip-gloss she'd been wearing.

"AGH!" Peter screamed, not knowing that his scream was heard from the four royals, who weren't out cold.

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Hearing the ear piercing scream that came from his brother did not make Edmund concerned. Infact it had the opposite effect; "Look!" Edmund laughed pointing his finger at the victim like a five year-old pointing out the candy he wanted to his mother. "He's twitching!"

Susan giggled with her younger brother "And he's begging again!"

"MERCY! MERCY!" The unconscious blond king sobbed desperately, "HAVE YOU NO HUMANITY?"

Edmund shook his head as he answered "Nope, you've always thought I was a pig."

"He's not the only one," Caspian pointed out "You have to admit that you do eat like a pig, Edmund."

"Well, that doesn't mean you have to be so mean about it;" Edmund muttered under his breath, glaring at Caspian intill they both couldn't help but laugh at Peter's next words.

"JADIS! REAL JADIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? WHY CAN'T YOU KILL THIS THING? PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU!"

But as the conscious Kings and Queens laughed over their fellow royals condition, Peter's wish was about to come true.

"HELP!" The desperate king cried, as he tried in vain to pry the very OOC version of Jadis off him. "S.O.S! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"

"My pleasure," a cold voice replied. Turning around in shock, both Peter and Mary Sue Jadis came face to face with the real Jadis, and she was pissed. "So," The real white Queen began, tapping her wand on the ground as she regarded the scene with a disgusted yet, slightly amused gaze. "You're the annoying harlot who has been impersonating me,"

Face reddening Mary sue Jadis got off of Peter, speaking in more of a normal irritated voice like well, a normal human; "Who are you calling a harlot? I'm not the one who gave sweets to a boy who's not even a quarter my age!"

Peter gasped, "Oh, no she didn't."

As if to answer Jadis's face darkened, raising her wand slightly as she spoke "Oh yes she did."

Mary Sue version shut her mouth instantly, and for the first time in history a Mary Sue did the smart thing by backing away "You wouldn't…"

Jadis smirked, raising her wand even higher "Dear impersonator, we both know that I would."

As the two Jadis's continued their little showdown, Peter was looking back and forth between the two completely confused, not to mention overjoyed that somebody had finally come to save him. The confusing and ironic part was that his worst enemy was his savior. Voicing his confusion he asked the real Jadis the question he wanted answered "Jadis?"

Turning towards him both Jadis spat "What?"

"Um, real Jadis;" Peter explained before continuing "I was wondering, why are you helping me?"

Sighing in frustration Jadis responded "I'm helping you Peter, because nobody. And I mean nobody should suffer this terrible fate." Here she pointed at her evil twin before finishing "I may be evil, but I'm not heartless."

"I beg to differ," Mary Sue Jadis snorted, but she never got to say a word after that.

Real Jadis's face hardened "You're right, I am heartless. To disgusting beings like you!" Then with a wave of her wand Jadis bellowed "BE GONE DEMON!" Instantly turning her creepy double into stone;

"Sweet!" Peter exclaimed after a moment of silence, "You know I never realized how cool that was since you were always trying to use it on us!"

Jadis blushed slightly "Well, thank you."

They stood there in silence for a few moments, just enjoying their time without the terrible Mary Sue intill Peter gained the nerve to speak; "So, what do we do now? Smash it?"

Jadis appeared thoughtful for a moment "You know that's not a bad idea, but what are we gonna use?" To answer a table with a series of tools from a sledge hammer to a saw appeared.

Grabbing the hammer Peter took an experimental swing "I love dream land;"

"Well, what are you waiting for?" Jadis questioned, now armed with a baseball bat "Let's smash it!"

Let's just make this short by saying that the next half hour was filled with the song 'It's the most wonderful time' along with the battle cries of Peter and Jadis as the wacked, bashed and hacked at the statue. What they didn't know was that they weren't the only ones that could hear it...

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"Is that music?" Caspian questioned, interrupting Lucy from her reading.

"Yeah," Edmund told him getting up and walking towards his fair haired brother "And he's smiling!"

"Ha, ha! Good-bye annoying Sue! Good-bye annoying Sue! Good-bye annoying Sue…And don't you dare come back! Da, da…" Peter sang in his sleep, much to his fellow royals surprise and worry.

"Has Peter gone mad again Edmund?" Questioned Lucy, looking more worried by the second;

"I didn't even think that was possible," Caspian whispered, "Unless…" All royals turned back to the item that was the cause of this chaos of madness, and with one look the raced back to the object with Caspian shouting "We have to turn it off!"

But just when Edmund got his hands on it a new voice rang out "Don't. You. Dare." Spinning around all four royals came face to face with their now conscious victim, who looked intense as he walked towards them.

"Hey Pete," Edmund greeted trying his best to sound innocent. "How are you?"

Peter shrugged "Alright I guess. I've made a truce with an old enemy and I smashed a statue of the terrible thing you read with that enemy in a place where the trees were made of lollypops and the clouds of cotton candy."

"Oh," Lucy began with a smile "So we're off the hook."

Peter shook his head with a smile on his face "Oh Lu, you assume way too much." That wiped the smile off their faces but they grew even more fearful when Peter grabbed the laptop and added in a light cheerful voice "Instead I'm gonna read something that involves dear Susan and Caspian here."

With that Peter turned the screen revealing the words that would forever haunt Susan.

"Susan/Caspian"

Another cliffy, you guys must hate me. Anyway did you guys like it? Think it was ok? Have any constructive criticism? If you're thinking any of those things or you have constructive criticism then please save me the trauma of having to guess your opinion or save me from putting up a terrible story by reviewing!