NOTES: I DO NOT OWN ANT CHARACTER IN THIS STORY! I BARLEY OWN DARK L. PIP 09!

Dark L. Pip 09 looked around. "Where-where am I?" He saw the lava pit and closed his eyes, then jumped into the lava and started swimming around in it. Dark L. then, then dove deep under the lava and grabbed Bowser (Now Dry Bowser.) and Kamek (Now Dry Kamek.) and put them on the ledge where Luigi landed.

Dry Bowser and Dry Kamek woke up several minutes later. Giving Dark L. Pip 09 time to swim in the lava some more. The only thing the Koopas knew was that, once again, the Mario Brothers beat them. "Don't worry, Bowser! You'll beat them next time!" Said Dry Kamek, trying to comfort Dry Bowser. "NO! Its not fair! They ALWAYS win! They get leaves that let's them fly, but I got a spiked shell AND I'm twice their size! Who do you think would be the victor? Me, right?" Dark L. Pip 09 over heard this and swam over to the two. "Hello, Lord Bowser…" King Koopa responded, "Huh? Who the heck are you?" Dry Kamek's eyes (Or, eye sockets) widened "L-lord Bowser…" Dry Bowser interrupted "Oh! It's just that green guy! What was his name…Oh! I remember! Luigi!" Dry Kamek slyly said "L-lord Bowser! Re-remember that sp-spell I us-used?" Dark L. Pip 09 snapped and yelled "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME LUIGI? I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM" Dry Bowser got mad. "Actually, you like a LOT like him!"

Dark L. Pip 09 screamed and his voice got deeper and loud "I' NOT LUIGI! THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME LUIGI, I WILL KILL YOU!" Dry Bowser stood up and yelled "Hey! Was that a threat? Nobody threat King Bowser!" Kamek stood up also and said " L-lord Bowser… About t-that spell I u-used…" Dry Bowser wasn't paying attention but said, "KAMEK! Did you hear what he said? He threaten me!" "Yes, Lord Bowser, but about t-that spell I used…" Dry Bowser leaped over to Dark L. Pip 09 but landed in the lava and screamed " Owwwww! Not again!" and drowned in the fiery lava pits again. "Oh no! Lord Bowser!" yelled Kamek, "You gotta save him!" Dark L. looked at Kamek with an angry look. "and why should I do that?" Kamek looked at Dark L. in the lava. " 'cause your SWIMMING in the lava…" "And the grass is green, Captain Obvious…" The Dry Magikoopa sighed and said "Fine. I'll save him…" and he leaped into the lava, and, like Bowser, drowned. The blue Luigi sighed and screamed "Here we go again!" and then dove under the lava and pulled Dry Bowser and Dry Kamek above the fiery ocean.

"You guys wanna try that again?" smirked Dark L. Dry Kamek rubbed his skull. "Ugh…Lord Bowser?" Dry Bowser responded, " Y-yes Kamek?" Kamek turned his head to see that Dry Bowser was alright. Then he said "About that spell I used… I told you that I couldn't perform it right. So instead of destroying the Mario Bros. that freak was made from a Shadow Bug that caught some of Luigi's DNA. It split into 2 then 4 then… well, it took about 1,000,000,000,000 until it made that Luigi clone."

Dark L. Pip 09 jumped out of the lava and landed on Dry Kamek. "FREAK? LUIGI CLONE? HOW DARE YOU?" Dark L. slapped Kamek in the cheek and accidentally made the dry Magikoopa's head fly off.

Dry Bowser saw this and screamed " WHOA! NICE HIT!" "Thank you very much, Bowser!" Bowser yelled " That's LORD Bowser to you! Hmm…. Maybe I can recruit you Mr…..?" "Dark L.'s my name!" Bowser laughed "So wadda you say? Are you in?" "Hmm… O.k. I guess." "Hey Kamek! Did you hear that? We got a new recruit!"

"Together I now that we'll defeat those stupid Mario Bros.!" Yelled Dry Bowser. The duo laughed evily in unison.

Kamek was still trying to find his head…

Looks like Dark L. and Bowser made truths Heh GOOD LUCK!…Remember: Dark L. Pip 09 has a Facebook page! Don't Forget to review!