NOTES: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTER IN THIS STORY! I BARLEY OWN DARK L. PIP 09!

Dark L. Pip 09 was standing next to Bowser looking over the obstacle course. "Mahahah! I was right! This WILL be easy!" Dark L. Pip 09 started running over to the course, but Lord Koopa stopped him as he yelled, "Stop!" and Dark L. froze in place. He started slipping and fell to the ground. "Uhhh…Ow!" he screamed in pain.

Two Koopa Troopas walked over to Dark L. and started laughing at him, "Ha ha! That dude can't even pass the obstacle course! Ha ha!" the other one laughed with him, "Ha ha! Look at that mask! Did your mommy make that for you? Bahahah!" Dark L. turned red with anger. He jumped up and started screaming. He then jumped on one of the Koopas which made it retreat back into it's shell. The other Koopa gasped and yelled, "Bro! Why did you do that to my Bro?"

Dark L. picked up the shell and started aiming for the other Koopa. Which made the Koopa run away. Dark L. tossed the shell and it hit the other Koopa in the head. "Head Shot!" Dark L. Pip 09 yelled. Bowser ran over to Dark L. and hit him. "Hey! What's the big idea?" Dark L. screamed. Bowser replied, "Why did you do that? Those were our best recruits! Those two could beat those Stupid Mario Bros. with there hands tied! Do you have anger issues or something?" Dark L. crossed his arms and rolled his head. "I don't know… can we please get started before one of these weaklings make me madder?" Bowser grunted, "Weaklings? Oh no, look around. The Koopa Troop is the best army in the world!" Dark L. Pip 09 rolled his head again and mumbled, "So that's why Mario and Luigi beat you all the time…" Bowser angrily looked at Dark L., "What did you say, recruit?" Dark L. looked up at Bowser, "I said, can we get started?"

"Wanna get started? DROP AND GIVE ME 25,000!" King Koopa yelled. Dark L. looked around. "I don't have any coins…" Bowser laughed, "Not coins, recruit…" he grabbed Dark L. by the head and made him look at other recruits. "25,000 push-ups." Bowser threw Dark L. Pip 09 on the ground which made him moan in pain. "C'MON, RECRUIT! THIS ISN'T GIRL SCOUTS." Dark L. did what Bowser said, "1...2...3...4.." Bowser walked behind the obstacle course and Dark L. collapsed. "THIS…IS…IMPOSSIBLE!"

A few minutes later, Bowser came back with a lawn chair and a can of Grape Soda. Lord Bowser raised his voice, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING RECRUIT? THIS ISN'T GIRL SCOUTS!" Dark L. looked up at Bowser and noticed the Grape Soda and started licking his lips. "Oh. Do you want this?" Bowser teased. Dark L. nodded his head. King Koopa started setting up his lawn chair next to Dark L., who was still hypnotized by the can of cool, refreshing soda. Bowser sat in his chair and put his legs up on Dark L.'s back, "Ow! What are you doing?" Dark L asked. "You want to be in the Koopa Troop, right? Well then you need to over come all obstacles! Do you think you can do that?" Once again, Dark L. Pip 09 stated doing push-ups, "5...6...7...8.."

THAT NIGHT…

"24,996.… 24,997.…24,998.….24,999.…. 25,000" Dark L. collapsed. "Am… am I done n-now?" Dark L. woke up the sleeping Bowser Koopa, "Huh?" He stretched, "It is getting late isn't it? Okay, recruit! Go back to your tent and get some shut-eye…we've got a big day tomorrow!" Hearing that made Dark L. moan.

Dark L. Pip 09 crawled over to his tiny tent and cuddled into a ball.

The green man from Dark L.'s last dream rushed to Boo's Woods and looked at his letter "My Mansion is I-in B-Boo's W-W-Wood's? The picture has a happy-looking Mansion! There's no happiness in Boo's Woods! Only darkness…and evil." The man in green slowly tip-toed his way into the woods.

About a half-hour later he found his Mansion. He knocked on the door but no one answered. The man in green slowly reached for the door knob. He touched it and his teeth started chattering, "O-okay, L-Luigi y-your gonna be f-fine." he twisted the knob slowly, waiting for what horrors awaited him. The man in green opened up the door a crack and looked inside. What he saw made him jump. A professor trying to suck a ghost into a tiny vacuum. The green man gasp and ran away. The professor saw him and ran outside, leaving the ghost.

He looked around, and couldn't find where the man in green was. He turned on his vacuum and it sucked up everything in sight. Eventually, the man in green got sucked up. The professor turned off the vacuum before the green man got sucked up entirely, "Hey! Let me outta here!" he screamed.

The professor grabbed the man in green and pulled him out of the vacuum "Who…who are you?" asked the green man. The old-looking professor replied, "You can call me Professor E. Gadd. And I'm trying to save somebody from all these dang Boos. I forget his name…I do know that he wears a red cap. Oh what was it…" The green man's eyes grew twice there size, "M-Mario?" E. Gadd gave the man in green a strange look, "Yeah…That was it… Do you know him?" "Yes…Mario's my brother." "Oh! So you must be Luigi, right?" "Yeah…"

E. Gadd handed Luigi his vacuum and said, "If your just as brave as your brother, you would help me save him by sucking up these pesky ghost. This is the Poltergust 3000. The most powerful vacuum in the world…" E. Gadd showed Luigi how to work the Poltergust 3000 and walked off.

Luigi went into the mansion and the exits got magically covered with spider webs, so he couldn't get out. "H-Hello?" said the green man, hoping he was alone, until the lobby exploded in flames. Luigi jumped back and started pulling off the spider webs covering the doors. A giant Boo wearing a golden crown appeared along with many small Boos. "Mahahahahah! I knew that I'll catch 2 Mario Brothers for the price of one! Mahahah! Can you get out of here? Alive? Bahahahah!" and the big Boo disappeared with out a trace.

Will the cowardly Luigi save his Brother? Remember: Dark L. Pip 09 has a Facebook page! Don't Forget to review!