NOTES: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTER IN THIS STORY! I BARLEY OWN DARK L. PIP 09!
"Congratulations, Recruit!" Said King Bowser to Dark L. on his last day at the Boot Camp, "Are you ready to DESTROY THE MARIO BROS.? Mahahah!" Dark L. just smirked. Bowser turned to Kamek, "Kamek, will you do the honor of teleporting the Recruit to the Mushroom Kingdom?" The robed Koopa raised his wand. Dark L. interrupted this process, "Wait! Will this hurt?" Kamek put his wand down, "You will feel a slight pinch…" then he raised his wand again, and in a blink of an eye, Dark L. was gone!
He awoke a few moments later, he was in Toad Town! But, Dark L. knew that something was wrong. It was his arm. It felt like it was being cut off, "OW! OW! OWWWWW" He screamed in pain. A little Toad with purple strips along his Mushroom Cap (Named Gaz.) ran up to Dark L. and asked, "What wrong, Luigi?" That seemed to make the pain go away, "Never hit a kid…Never hit a kid.." he said to him self. He then bent down and ask, "Kid, do you know where Mario lives?" Gaz answered, "Yes! Go down that Warp Pipe there!" Dark L. laughed evilly and started walking over to the Warp Pipe, but stopped, "Uhh, Kid… How do I go down a Warp Pipe?" Gaz stated laughing, "Like this, Silly!" and he ran to the Warp Pipe, climbed on top of it and jumped in. Dark L. repeated this.
Dark L. Pip 09 and Gaz saw a large cabin that had "MARIO BROS." written at the top. Dark L. laughed evilly. He ran up to the door and rang the doorbell. Luigi answered it. Before Luigi had time to ask Dark L. who he was, Dark L. grabbed Luigi and started punching him. Gaz saw this and was in shock, "T-Two Luigis?" and then he went back to Toad Town. Luigi some how got out of Dark L.'s Grip and managed to climb a near by tree. He started yelling, "MARIO! HELP ME!" Mario walked outside with a pitcher of lemonade. Mario said, "Nice outfit, Luigi!" Dark L. turned around and grabbed Mario, which made him spill the lemonade, and Dark L. started hitting Mario. Mario starting hitting Dark L. back, and he fell to the ground, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR LUIGI?" Mario yelled, "Oh? I'm not Luigi… He is." Dark L. pointed at the scardy cat hiding in the tree.
"Mario jumped back, "So who are you?" Dark L. posed for the brothers, "My name is Dark L. Pip 09. I have been assigned to assassinate Luigi for Bowser so nobody will get me confused with you." Mario jumped into a battle stance, "assassinate Luigi? Ha! You'll have to get through me!" Dark L. chuckled, "Piece of cake!" and he started attacking Mario again.
Gaz came back to the plumber's house with a little blue doll that had an Arm cannon that he pointed to Dark L., "Stop Blue dude, or I'll use the Super Star Shot!" Dark L. popped his knuckles, "Give me your best shot, kid." Gaz started shaking, "O-okay, you a-asked for it, buddy!" and the blue doll shot a giant, yellow star at Dark L.'s Stomach. To defend him self, The Shadow Bugs turned Dark L's belly into a giant hole! Mario jumped into a battle stance, "GAZ! Go home!" he yelled, but, Gaz ran closer to Mario, "But Mario! I'm helping…" "GO HOME, GAZ!"
While Mario was talking to Gaz, Dark L. Aerial- Kicked Mario in the head. Watching Mario and Luigi get beat-up made Gaz WANT to leave, so he did. Mario was still fighting Dark L., Mario hit him, making him receive great Knock back. He yelled, "Hey! Why am I spending precious time fighting you, went all I want, is to kill Luigi?" With that being said, he ran up the tree, and jump onto the branch Luigi was on, "Give it up, Luigi. I'm MUCH more powerful than you'll ever be! Mahahahah!" The green plumber started punching Dark L. to protect him self. Dark L. grabbed Luigi's incoming fists and laughed, "You think those weak little arms can hurt ME? Ha ha!" then he hit Luigi with his own fists!
Watching his brother get beat-up was to much for Mario to handle. He had to help. But How? He looked around and found a "?" Block. He ran over and hit the bottom of it. A little Tulip with happy, black eyes popped out. The red plumber bit into it, which turned him into Fire Mario. His red cap and shirt turned, white, and his blue overalls turned, red. Mario yelled, "HEY BUDDY! THAT'S-A-MY BRO YOUR MESSN' WITH!" and he shot a giant, red, flaming, Fireball at Dark L.. As soon as the Fireball came in contact with Dark L., it exploded, making Dark L. plummet to the grassy ground, "You're a real pest, aren't you?" Dark L. moaned. Mario jumped up and got in position to Sex Kick (Yes that's a real attack… look it up…)Dark L. before Mario kicked Dark L., The blue Luigi grabbed Mario's leg and spun him around. He let go and Mario hit tree head-first. The 3 heard a loud cracking sound coming from the tree. Boom! The tree fell over and landed on Dark L. Pip 09! Mario and Luigi ran over to Dark L., "Is he dead?" asked Luigi, "Probably…" answered Mario.
Dark L. transformed into a Million Shadow Bugs that crawled out of the tree, "Gah! Run Luigi!" yelled Mario as he and Luigi jumped into the Warp Pipe. The Shadow Bugs re-formed Dark L. quickly, "Now where did those fools run off to?" he asked him self. He then looked at the Warp Pipe, "Mahahah!" and jumped down the Warp Pipe.
Lots and lots of fighting! Remember: Dark L. Pip 09 has a Facebook page! Don't Forget to review!