Me- Chapter 2!
Naruko- Calm down evil…
Itachi- Why did you name yourself Evil-Demon-Kit anyway?
Me- Cause…*Takes out a shotgun* I like killing like a demon and I'm evil.
Itachi- Why Kit?
Naruko- Favorite animal.
Me- Yup!
Len-HELP ME! RIN IS GOING TO KILL ME!
Me- LEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY OTHER STORY! GET OUT! *Throws Len back to my story the Unexpected*
Itachi- Um…ok…so…um…what now?
Me and Naruko- THE FREAKING DISCLAIMER PLEASE!
Itachi- Oh…ok…Evil does not own Naruto. But seriously when am I going to come out?
Home-
"YAY!" I yelled. "I PASSED!" I yelled.
Kyuubi growled.
"Oh…oops…sorry Kyuu…" I said.
Next Day-
"I will now announce the teams!" Iruka yelled.
(Naruko's POV)
"Team 7 is Sakura, Sasuke-"Sakura stood up. "YES!" she yelled. I rolled my eyes. 'I hope I don't be put in that team…' I thought. "And Naruko" Iruka said. 'No! I'm put in the group where the stupid bitchy fan girl is…' I thought. "Iruka-sensei! Why do I need to team up with the baka!" Sakura yelled. "Because Naruko graduated with the highest score of a Kunoichi. And you got the lowest." Iruka said. "Anyway Team 9 is-"
Next day-
I chuckled. "Naruko what are you doing?" Sakura asked. "Prank. What does it look like?" I asked. Then our sensei came in. When he opened the door the bucket fell on his head. I laughed. "He fell for it!" I yelled. Then I looked at him. 'Who's he?' I thought. "Rooftop…now…" he said. Sakura and Sasuke left. 'They're ninjas right?' I thought.
Rooftop-
Sakura and Sasuke came. "Hey how did you guys come here so fast?" Sakura asked. "I ran up here." I said. 'Not.' I thought. "Ok let's start with the introductions! My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes…don't need to know. My dislikes…don't need to know. I have a few hobbies. You're up pinkie." Kakashi said. "My names Sakura Haruno! My likes are…" Sakura looked at Sasuke and blushed. "My dream is to…" Sakura looked at Sasuke and squealed. "My dislike is Naruko." Sakura said. I rolled my eyes. "Next." Kakashi said. "My names Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have a lot of dislikes and likes. My dream is to kill my brother Itachi." Sasuke said.
"First dolphin then scarecrow, now weasel?" Kyuubi yelled. Kyuubi laughed. "What's next? Fishcake?" Kyuubi asked.
I twitched. 'Remember…last time…choosing…name.' I thought.
Flashback-
"Ok, I'm going to change my name to Naruto Uzumaki. And use henge to change my looks." A girl said. She had long black hair, 1 red eye that shinigami gave her and 1 gold eye that Kami gave her. Then her eyes change to light blue.
"FISHCAKE? No! Don't change it to that kit! You're making me hungry!" Kyuubi yelled.
"Hmph, fine. Ill change it to Naruko." The girl said. "My favorite thing will be ramen. My dream…ano…to become the Hokage!" the girl yelled. "Favorite color…well…orange. I'm going to act stupid and hyper…Ok done! Henge!" the girl yelled. POOF!
Flashback Ends-
"Oh yeah…" Kyuubi said.
"Last one." Kakashi said. "My names Naruko Uzumaki! I like ramen. I don't like a certain person right now." I stared at Sakura. "My hobby is…well…that's a secret. My dream is to become the greatest Hokage ever known!" I yelled.
'Yeah right. My dream is to destroy Konoha.' I thought. "Tomorrow meet me at the training ground at 8. And don't eat breakfast." Kakashi said.
Next day 12:00 p.m.-
"Where is Naruko and Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura yelled. Kakashi came. "Naruko, you know this training don't you?" Kakashi asked. I was hiding behind the bushes. Then I came out. "What training? I was just looking for my kunai." I said. 'Damn, he caught me.' I thought. "Ok, try to get these bells from me and there are only 2 bells so, 1 of you will be tied to a log and the other 2 will get lunch." Kakashi said. "Start." He said. I left.
Few minutes later-
I saw Sasuke stuck in the ground. I laughed. "Shut up!" Sasuke yelled. "Sorry, it was just so funny." I said. Then I threw a kunai at a tree. "Isn't that right Kakashi-sensei?" I asked. Then Kakashi jump down from the tree. "Shadow clone jutsu!" I yelled. Then I attacked Kakashi. The real me was hiding in the bushes. I quickly summoned a fox. Then my fox took the bells. "Nani?" Kakashi said. Then all my clones disappeared. My fox ran to me and gave me the bells. Then Sakura came. I threw a bell to Sakura. Then I threw 1 to Sasuke. "We pass right?" I said. Kakashi shook his head. "Oh really?" I said. I smirked. I took out his Icha Icha paradise book. "This is yours…isn't it?" I asked. "My book! When did you take it?" Kakashi asked. I took out a lighter. "NO! DON'T BURN IT!" Kakashi yelled. "Then we all pass right?" I asked again. Kakashi quickly nodded. I threw his book back to him. "Ja Ne." I said. Then I left.
Next day Hokage's office-
"Your mission is to catch a cat." Sarutobi said. "I want a harder mission! Come on! Those missions are too easy!" I yelled. "Fine, I will let you have a C-rank mission! Escort a bridge worker Tazuna, back home!" Sarutobi said. Then a man came in. "Pack up, you are leaving soon." Sarutobi said.
Main gates-
'Kyuubi, I know this is an A-rank mission. So, I might need your help.' I thought.
"Sure kit." Kyuubi said.
"LET'S GO!" I yelled. Then we left.
Somewhere else-
I looked at a puddle. '2 ninjas…right Kyuu?' I thought.
"Yea, they're both weak." Kyuubi said.
Then I walk to the puddle and jumped on it. "Naruko what are you doing?" Sakura asked. Then the puddle turned into 2 ninjas. "Oi! That hurts!" Meizu yelled. "Oh. It wasn't a puddle…aw…" I said.
"Nice acting." Kyuubi said.
'I know.' I thought. "Get off of me little girl!" Gozu yelled. Then I took out a kunai and stabbed Gozu. "That's for calling me a little girl." I said. Then I jumped on Meizu. "Ow!" Meizu yelled. Then I jumped, took out kunais, and threw it at them. "Done." I said. "Lets go." I said.
2 days later-
"Kakashi who was your sensei?" Sakura asked. "The yondime." Kakashi answered. "Did the yondime ever get married? Does he have a son?" Sakura asked. "Minato Namikaze got married with Kushina Uzumaki, the same clan as Naruko, and they had a daughter. We don't know her name but, I know how she looks like. Kushina died from blood loss and Minato died from sealing the Kyuubi. And their daughter…well we don't know about her. She just disappeared. We drew a conclusion that she died also." Kakashi said. "Oh…so who's the Jinchuuriki for Kyuubi?" Sakura asked. "Their daughter." Kakashi said. I started to bit my fingernails. "Um…Kakashi I'm going to bed early." I said.
1 day later-
I killed the 2 bandits that were about to kill Inari. "Are you ok?" I asked. "Y-Yes. Thank you Naruko." Inari said. Then I left to the bridge.
Bridge-
I ran to help Sasuke. "Haku?" I asked. "Naruko?" Haku asked. "I'm sorry Naruko, today we are enemies…" Haku said. While we were fighting Sasuke's sharingan activated. Haku threw needles at me but, Sasuke came in front of me and took the hit. "Sasuke?" I yelled. Then he fell. I looked at Haku. He came out of the mirror. "Do not worry he will live." Haku said. "Then Haku took off his mask. "I'll make a goodbye now…" he said. Then he kissed me on the cheek. (A/N- OMFG! IT'S A HAKUXFEMALE NARUTO!) Then he left. I saw him get hit by Kakashi's chidori. My eyes widened. Haku looked at me. He smiled. "Goodbye…Naruko…" Haku said. Then he died. I fell on my knees and started to cry.
"You don't care…do you?" Kyuubi asked.
'Do you think?' I thought while crying. (A/N- HAHA! Not!)
"Kit, you are the greatest actress in the whole world." Kyuubi said.
'I know.' I thought. I wiped my fake tears. The Gato came. There were ninjas behind him. Gato walked up to Haku and stepped on him. My eyes widened. I ran to Gato. But, Kakashi stopped me. Then I saw Zabuza kill Gato. Then all the ninjas stabbed Zabuza. He died. Then I walk up to all the ninjas. "Leave or die." I said. "Why should-"One of the ninjas said. I stared at them. All of the ninjas quickly yelled "W-We're s-sorry! W-We will leave right now! Just don't kill us!" Then they left. I sighed.
2 days later-
Kakashi was carrying Sasuke who was still unconscious from Haku. Tazuna finished the bridge and we left.
Konoha gate-
"We're back!" I yelled. Then I saw Kakashi walking to me. "Kakashi how's Sasuke-kun?" Sakura yelled. "Naruto, the council wants to talk to you." Kakashi said. I shrugged and left.
Council-
"Naruko Uzumaki, we banish you for hurting the Sasuke Uchiha." One of the council said. "WHAT? I NEVER HURT HIM!" I yelled. "You will leave Konoha in 3 days. Pack your stuff." The council said. "I SWEAR I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING VILLAGE AND BURN KONOHA TO THE GROUND!" I yelled. Then I left.
2 days later hospital-
I went inside the room where Sasuke was. He was sleeping. "It's all your fault." I said. Then Sasuke woke up. "What is dope?" Sasuke asked. "My banishment…the council thinks I'm the one who hurt you. I'm leaving tomorrow." I said. "Don't go. I'll tell the council it's not your fault. I don't want you to leave because, I love you." Sasuke said. (A/N- It's not a Sasunaru!) "Sasuke, I have someone I love already. He loves me back too. Even if I never met him I wouldn't love you, but you would have a chance to show me your love…But it's too late." I said. (A/N- I told you!) Then I left.
Next day Konoha gate-
I noticed the council and my team. I turned around to face them. "How about I tell you something important before I leave…" I said. "Kai." I said. Then my henge wore off. "I-Impossible!" the council yelled. "Y-Y-You're a-a-alive!" Kakashi asked. I smirked. Then I faced Sakura and Sasuke who were shocked. "My real name is…
Me-HAHA! Done!
Itachi- Ok…so…um…well…
Naruko- So, my real name is-
Me- *Covers Naruko's mouth* Shhh! don't spoil it!
Naruko- *nods*
Me- OK! ALL YOU PEOPLE READING THIS STORY, REVIEW PLZ!